teeth in the night

1988, pan, they/ them, here for my betterment and entertainment. let's be friends. feminism, fandom, politics and art. occasionally NSFW.

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

[windowerout]

[the-unseelie-court-official]

My job on the commune is to trim each individual piece of grass with very tiny scissors.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

my new job on the commune is fucking attack and kill you

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Both of you have a new job on the commune to mind your own Fucking Business

[bunneis]

shadowlighthaven on ig

[animentality]

[meredithmcclaren]

Just a little comic.

[smolsleepyfox]

The bots are evolving

[mapsontheweb]

The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

[tinsnip]

…OH.

[mazarinedrake]

I googled it once and the only reason why the Great Lakes aren’t called inland seas is because they are entirely freshwater, not salt.

By any other metric they’d be seas. Superior especially (the big one in the upper left) behaves like a small ocean, and has claimed at least 250 ships and over 1000 people. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a frankly chilling song about her that I’ll include here:

[bleakcreek]

i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy

[coldpapernightmare]

For the record this is missing the post where he explains that she didnt go in specifically to harrass the worker. She went in there just to inform something along the lines of " i know you dont have control of this but the sign is misleading and I need to tell your manager" but then the worker started preaching the "true science" and girl had the green light to go to war from there

[mollyjames]

> trades my imperfect flesh for the immortality of the machine

> rusts

[mangonetics]

Skill issue

[heathyr]

i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days

[weonsinnombre]

[freakkyvikktoriarose]

Does anybody have $20 to spare? I need to help out my friend out real quick!! I’d love to give you content bundles in return!!!!! 🥰🥰

[freakkyvikktoriarose]

Or even a custom order rn would REALLY REALLY help!!!!

[teathattast]

[thefurriestofchows]

oh,

oh this is absolutely beautiful

[wakingfromthewater]

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

[kiiiraz]

[inkyzuzi]

[ID:

*screencap of a tiktok by @sarahinyellow featuring a lightskinned person sitting at their laptop with a bag of potato chips and a bottle of diet coke*

“diet culture will demonize any food that isn’t “clean” but EVERY food can have a benefit for you

Diet Coke is somehow the only thing that stops my migraines, and it reminds me of my best friend. Cape Cod potato chips are my go to salty snack and I live 10 minutes from the factory, so they make me feel cool.

Food is more than fuel. It’s memories and satisfaction and tradition and home and culture.

There’s nothing evil about that.”

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[justcatposts]

Deaf Kitty Enjoying The Vibrations From Guitar Strings 

(Source)

[magz]

(video: a very relaxed white cat laying their chin on guitar strings, as someone flicks at the guitar strings to make sound and vibrations.)

[gingerswagfreckles]

Hey y'all. With the Writer's Guild of America on strike, you might be hearing a lot more about something called "residuals," which are payments that the writers get for the studios continuing to air their work on reruns and such. Already I'm seeing people trying to frame the union trying to bargain for better residuals as greedy and unreasonable, so I just wanted to give you guys a peek into my dad's full, 100% real residual payments for writing some of the most watched episodes of American late night television.

Yeah lol. If u hear anyone trying to frame the conversation around residuals as writers being greedy, please do me a favor and punch them straight in the face ❤️🙃🙃

[neil-gaiman]

The last time I saw any real money from residuals in film and TV was in 2008, when I got a substantial cheque from the WGA (who administer residuals and such) for my share as cowriter of the Beowulf film on DVD. And then DVDs were over and done and became a niche market.

These days residuals are... well, something you can take a friend to dinner with. Not something you could pay a monthly mortgage or the rent with.

(And I'm fine. My TV work over the last 5 years has been subsidised by my book and comics work.)

But I just got one even smaller than the one cent residuals...