Feel like I just got caught at the Devil's sacrament
Jehova's witnesses at my door: 'Do you not feel the future is bleak due to all the smut peddled on the internet? Don't you think you could improve the future by accepting the lord into your life?'
Me, 15ft away from my laptop where the screen clearly displays the smut scene I was in the middle of writing and am trying not to laugh: Uh...no?
At this point it feels like they just caught me at the sacrament adding logs to the fire like 'yes, can I help you?'












