Staring at the ceiling and preparing to change

Nerdy Jewish dude. Aspiring cartoonist. Half-man, half-lime, all-neurotic mess. Avatar by @joviantwelve and @thebeeskneesocks

[half-man-half-lime]

I DID FIVE EPISODES OF MY AIRPLANE COMIC SHOW

[negativeresponse]

So I know that a lot of sources including google are claiming or are under the impression that Ringo Starr doesn't have the elf stones so I just wanted to clear things up reliably once and for all:

Yes, he did post about to gifting them to Barry Keoghan, the actor portraying him in the upcoming films, as a good luck charm for his role. However, the photo he posted was of him handing Keoghan a small leather sack, while elf stones famously erode all kinds of skin. Additionally, Ringo is on the record (I think? I swear I read this but I can't find the interview. Please reach out if you know what I'm talking about) that he keeps the stones away from cameras to prevent power-dampening effects.

It's likely that what he gave was a pouch of prop elf stones as a show of good faith, which could also be related to the old legend that a false elf stone will become real in a moment of need. Some people when presented with this evidence claim that while the photo was staged, the real stones were handed over in private, but this seems far fetched to me, especially since it's widely accepted that Ringo bound himself to the stones for nine and ninety years when he acquired them.

With all that said: Please stop spreading misinformation about the elf stones. If you don't have all the info, don't state your own assumptions as fact. And please do not listen to google's AI on important topics like these. All signs point to Ringo Starr currently being in possession of the elf stones.

[negativeresponse]

Please reblog to spread awareness.

[benssecondatyempt]

I know nothing about her but you need to be a very specific kind of person to get cosmic blast hands and start calling yourself damsel of distress.

It’s honestly one of my favourite things about worm and works like it’s darker take on the genre you can have characters called sparkle girl or the frog and then say

“the frog got bisected in front of sparkle girl during a raid on a supervillain who makes knockoff lightsabers and now due to both the loss of income and rampant ptsd sparkle girl real name Clair Thompson is worried about homelessness”

Like it keeps the weird beats of the superhero genre but shows the consequences of it in a more grounded setting in a way forever stories can’t

[calvinandhobbes-rss]

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

Blackguard Sy who avoids lying in favour of deception using technical truths to the point where practitioners start letting their guards down when he assures them in plain straightforward words that he's not going to hurt them and then he stabs them to death

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

The Lamb Coven has killed dozens of enemies with this one simple trick

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[evilpaddedbra]

trying to get back into the swing of things

[pseudonymjones]

* Kris Darling Honey Not Now Mommy Is Dunking The Court

[peachesncremate]

Meridia's beacon on clearance at the home goods if anyone wants to start a quest

[tredlocity]

[dizzypoke404]

today i made a sonic oc

[pseudonymjones]

Susie and Noelle

[benssecondatyempt]

Worm out of context is incredible only Taylor

[theaudientvoid]

Goblin funerals...

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine facing the Grant Room and the Dark Limb Room multiple times in order to try to win a rotisserie chicken

[wizardshark]

I saw people upset that the winner's prizes have become so much less incredible in the last few seasons and I'm like guys they had to pay every single Grant in that room to stand there for 4 hours squeezed together in case they had to count down from 10. The game changer episodes are expensive.

[arataya]

And part of the expense is paying all the players. Like it’s their job for the day. They aren’t playing for the prize. I think Sam was being as generous as he could be at the beginning because he knew some of them were struggling (See who wants to be Jacob W and also Total Forgiveness), but now, instead of giving large prizes to a few people, he’s giving hundreds(?) of people a livable wage making the show.

The prize was never really the point of Game Changer.

[zaptap]

funniest thing in worm so far is that a few arcs in it's like "oh btw someone made contact with an alternate earth a while back and we've been exchanging dvds with them" and im like huh that was kind of out of nowhere but ok, and then it doesnt get brought up at all for like a dozen more arcs and just when it reaches the point where i start thinking it mightve been my imagination or maybe i confused it with another story it suddenly becomes relevant and im like ohhhhhhh shit i almost forgot about DVD World

[fipindustries]

its important to point out that the person who made contact with other earths first was a guy called "professor Haywire", s you read that and its easy to dismiss it as just pulpy superhero worldbuilding

and then its gets you