Melodiouswhite's mythology and folklore blog

My sideblog for all of my posts that have to do with world mythology or folklore ^^ (asks and requests are open)

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Huaguang Dadi: Remember. More espresso, less depresso! Yuebei Xing: *Chugs a cup of offee* I still depress but now I'm fast,

Huaguang: Hah! I'm faster!

*and then they raced across China*

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Yuebei Xing: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!? Huaguang Dadi, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

Eh, it's the Chinese mafia, so he'd do the population a favour.

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Leuke: *is just minding her own business being a dead Okeanid turned white poplar* Persephone: .... Persephone: I wanna uproot that tree. Hades: *sighs* Honey, no. She's already dead.

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Ma'at: So the other day I sent Thoth out to get us some lamp oil. Ma'at: And instead of getting lamp oil, he got us novelty cookie cutters. Ma'at: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur. Ma'at: … Ma'at: I love him so much.

(Source: Parks and Recreation)

That's cute.

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I wonder why Set got demonized after Upper and Lower Egypt separated.

National trauma from a few too many invasions, probably.

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Liu Chenxiang: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Huaguang Dadi: What changed your mind? Liu Chenxiang: Oh, now I know that you’re a fake bitch. Why do you ask?

Liu Chenxiang takes no prisoners. He just goes straight in for the kill.

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Huaguang Dadi: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

The pyromania is manifesting.

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Buddha of Glorious Sandalwood: You feeling what I'm feeling?

Victorious Fighting Buddha: A sadness, old friend... and a great pity!

(Source: World's Finest Comics Issue #256)

Ah, yes. The by-effect of growing older. Affects even immortals.

[melodiouswhite]

Another story idea

You're an average human teenager.

A few years ago, your mother married a powerful Fae as part of a deal to heal your grandma's prion disease.

Now you have a Fae step-father and two older Fae step-brothers.

Of course there's downsides:

You and your mum constantly have to stop them from casting horrific curses on anyone, who looks at you funny; you have to handle any iron items your new dad and brothers can't touch ... and they don't seem to want to tell you what their real names are.

Overall, they're cool though:

you can have almost anything you want, your brothers hilariously turned your bullies into trees the other day and your step-father is trying to convince your mother to let you have a supernatural pet.

And if they ever get on your nerves ... well, your bedroom door has an iron handle.

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Jidu: Watched the Sonic movie with a BOY today, what’s up?

Yuebei Xing: I'm sure your dad loved watching it with you.

Jidu: I can’t tell you people anything without getting owned.

Ain't no way Jidu would allow dad Wukong to watch with him. I hc Sun Wukong would do that dad thing, where he just doesn't shut up the entire movie.

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Zhu Bajie: So, I'll take the loud task if I don't have to touch THAT HORRIFIC THING *gestures at the microfiber duster.* Sun Wukong: DEAL! Both of them under their breath: Suckers The rest of the pilgrims seeing this: *Morons.*

And they were both idiots.

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I DID MEAN SEMELE lol whoops my b

But also based on my hcs it’s actually worse bc I like to hc that ALL of Ares’ children have his eyes (more prominent in some but still Very noticeable)

It’s like a bright flashing waving neon sign that says

ARES’ KID, FUCK OFF

And yet :)

Don't worry, I knew who you meant. ^^

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Ares: well Zeus hates me so that must mean anyone of my lineage is safe then!

Zeus: *gets with Selene*

Ares:…….

*later*

Zeus: Again calling me by my name instead of 'dad'? Why are you mad at me this time? *genuinely confused*

Ares: Fuck you, Zeus. I thought you would stay away from my bloodline, but I was wrong. Because of you and Hera, my granddaughter is dead and another's been driven insane. You are not my parents.

Zeus: ... Look, I didn't intend for anyone to get hurt-

Ares: I don't give a shit. You're dead to me and from now on you're no longer allowed to see my divine children. No grandpa rights for you.

Zeus: :(

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Daedalus: Wake up! The sun is shining! Icarus: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?

Damn.

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So much Michael x Lucifer stuff, can i take it as supernatural plot compliant as well tho

Tbh, I don't watch Supernatural. Doesn't appeal to me.

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Glorious Sandalwood Buddha: "My memory isn't what it use to be. It use to be... a unicorn."

(Source: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

I am confusion.

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Anat: My brother got eaten by Death. :( Athirat: That's rough, daughter.