Mythology

As my name says I’m obsessed with mythology T-T|Well I’m new to all this and I’m actually really excited| My name is Persephone but everyone calls me Seph| Hope you enjoy

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Zeus: think Poseidon, what do we usually do when we face a problem?

Poseidon: we don’t, we just get Hera to scare them away

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Someone: I love you

Athena, checking herself in a mirror: yea, me too peasant

[thanatoastie]

Ares: *bursts in* WHO REPLACED THE DEFINITION OF DISASTER WITH MY NAME IN ALL THE DICTIONARIES??

Athena *whispering to Artemis*: he reads?

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Hey!

We both have Greek Mythological names!

Really? That’s awesomeeeee <3

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Apollo, sitting in the passenger seat: wow, Hermes, your a pretty good driver

Hermes: thanks, I should apply for a drivers license!

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Poseidon: well I’m bored

Poseidon:

Poseidon: time to check the fridge again

[princessofopus]

Athena: Since pride month is over, it’s now prejudice month. I’ll start; I hate you all.

[thanatoastie]

Hero: oh wow! You’re Zeus, king of the gods, right?

Zeus: *smiles* that would be right!

Hero: oh my gosh, Im the biggest fan of Poseidon! Can you get me his signature please? Thanks!

Zeus: …

Hades: …

Zeus: Don’t let anyone know about this

Hades: BAHAHHAHA, OH MY-

[100snakes]

apollo: after all why shouldnt i beat you with the symbol of medicine

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Young Hypnos: mommy, why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Nyx: because theirs hands are too short-

Young Thanatos: because their all dead

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Apollo, walking into the room: Athena, why is Hermes carrying a potted plant?

Athena: he asked too many stupid questions today so I’m making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted

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SPARKLY HERA APPRECIATION! SPARKLY HERA APPRECIATION! SPARKLY HERA APPRECIATION!

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Who are your favorite Greek god or goddess?

Tbh I love them all, their all flawed and imperfect so I can’t really say I hate any of them

But my favorite god and goddess are:

Ares and Hera

Ares because he’s a very supportive and caring father. He’s the type of father to teach their kids jujitsu to snap someone’s neck 😭

Hera because she very misrepresented in the media. She’s not just a jealous and vengeful wife, she’s extremely complex. And I’ve also had an obsession with sparkly Hera from Hercules since I was a little girl

[sky-is-the-limit]

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Hermes: I had everything calculated

Apollo: did you? Did you really?! We’re in a jail cell!

Hermes: In my defense, I never said I was good at math

*BONUS*

Zeus: im here to pick up my idiots

Police Officer: who are your idiots?

Zeus: you must be new here

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Hera: I knew Zeus was the one when he looked at me the way every woman wants to be looked at

Hades: with love in his eyes-

Hera: with fear in his eyes

Hades:

Demeter: awww

[theoikos]

Zeus, Hera, and Demeter haters are not welcome here :)

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Neither are Helen and Aphrodite haters