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Bad bitch with too much sass and sarcasm for u Personal Blog: aesdlikesthings.tumblr.com Nature Blog: sowthw3st.tumblr.com

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danateacupchildsanchez]

[otherwindow]

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[thyrell]

bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

[moredevilthanjoy]

OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE

[thechronicleofshe]

when a cat likes you, its like being elected president.

when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with Excalibur, born of blood and magic

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity

[newtlesbian]

due to personal reasons im evil now

[scullylikesscience]

[94389o395739j953275-deactivated]

she left htis guy for a bee

a bee

[humorstar]

maybe she likes “honey”… go check her Fridge lmao

Start your quiz right here! :D  I hope you get a good one!

[gay-tm]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

this is the green m&m of teeth

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

yeah

[hydro-homies]

Corrupt doggo bribed by bear

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

Being a supportive parent to your trans daughter AND standing up to her trolls and mocking them openly. Good parenting.

[siilkeye]

How could you leave these out?

[freedomoflimitations]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dunsparce]

The duality of man

[seleneeris]

[catchymemes]

[studentlifeproblems]

[the-memedaddy]

[smooththegoofyshark]

This is the worst joke I’ve seen and I am crying