Guys Assholes

ass fetishes

[yesjustmeandmyvices]

[dalek536]

[spreadhole]

expose your pussy

[yeahiwasintheshit]

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

[prguitarman]

Shoot your money all over my face

[yeahiwasintheshit]

i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!

[jaimeworks-deactivated20240606]

I need money so why not? Let’s try 😋

[assholelicker1229]

Could use some

[regular-to-beast]

Fart sniffer needed.

[thefartingdom-deactivated201901]

Eat it.

[maphu-deactivated20181218]

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[sniffn4ass]

Reblogging, last time received $38k

[assholelicker1229]

What the hell, why not

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[gingerbreaddanny-deactivated201]

Not messing with this one

[the-nogiveashitsune]

*needs all the luck*

[assholelicker1229]

Need the luck definitely!!

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[geekygirlexperience]

It’s 2am. Why not?

[queerist]

✨✨✨✨

[incaseyourestillwondering]

I really need something good right now.

[justin-fromchurch]

Here goes.

[dljay8131]

Let’s see what happens.

[allhailtheblackmalebooty]

Cuz magic

[allhailtheblackmalebooty]

And just like that, something did. Make your day amazing today ;)

[assholelicker1229]

Why not give it a try..

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[lizmbones]

Maybe my tax refund will finally come through

[cosmic-noir]

Rent is due. Pls help me, money gods.

[deebott]

Truuu

[iamrepaid]

Show me the money!

[superbbeardthing]

Might aswell try it

[sincerely-mason-deactivated2020]

I don’t mean to be rude, but I’d look so damn good on ya.

[onlyaglimpseortwo]

Which Baby Are You?

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

AUGUST BABY

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY

This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

[cocaiinepapi]

March .

[loudmindsofttalk]

March is so accurate for me….😷

[monsieur-gracieux]

$£✖¥: April baby!!!

[kelallinyomouth]

March 👏🏾👏🏾

[tightholebigdick]

May baby

[lintheolawjr-deactivated2017012]

December

[magnamaximepudendauirilia]

August

[desertstitch]

September…. Obnoxiously accurate

[1forcloudbuds-deactivated202010]

July….and true, true…that describes me.

[realitytvshow]

Bad Girls Club Masterpost

Season 1:

Episode 1 & 2 “It’s Easier to Be Bad”

Episode 3 “A Rude Awakening”

Episode 4 “Quick Fix”

Episode 5 “A Tomik Bomb”

Episode 6 “Out with the Old, In with the New”

Episode 7 “The Trouble with Boys”

Episode 8 “Miss Understanding”

Episode 9 “Not a Happy Camper”

Episode 10 “Smack My Beach Up”

Episode 11 “And the Walls Came Tomberlin Down”

Episode 12 “Drop of a Hat”

Episode 13 “She Said, She Said”

Episode 14 “Holy Ghost!”

Episode 15 “What Are Little Girls Made of?”

Episode 16 “Kiss & Tell”

Episode 17 “Rocky Road”

Episode 18 “Chicken Scratch”

Episode 19 “A Little Ditty About Steve & DeAnn”

Episode 20 “Lord of Lies”

Episode 21 “Happy Ending”

Episode 22 “Outrageous & Unseen”

Episode 23 “Shrink Wrapped: Reunion”

Season 2 :

“Bad Company”

“Battle Lines”

“Spilled Milk”

“Music and Lyric”

“Pop Off!”

“Prank Wars Part 1: Party Girls Strike Back”

“Prank Wars Part 2: Mark Your Territory”

“Prank Wars Part 3: Phat Lady”

“Love Conquers All”

“Return of the Juice, Death of the Truce”

“Sucker Punched”

“Taken for a Ride”

“Cordelia and the Chamber of Secrets”

“Bad Riddance”

“Threesome and Then Some”

“Disorderly Conduct”

“The Ugly Drunkling”

“Ghouls Gone Wild”

“Three’s a Crowd”

“Happy Trails”

“Pimp Down”

“All BAD Things Must Come to an End”

“Unfinished Business”

Season 3:

Episode 1 “Breaking and Entering”

Episode 2 “I Got Your Backbone”

Episode 3 “Boston Tea Party”

Episode 4 “The Naked Truth”

Episode 5 “The Tipping Point”

Episode 6 “Poppin’ In”

Episode 7 “Who is This Bitch”

Episode 8 “What Happens in Vegas, Airs on Television”

Episode 9 “This is NOT the Amber Show”

Episode 10 “Ailea of the Storm”

Episode 11 “Make a Run for the border”

Episode 12 “The Cookie Crumbles”

Episode 13 “This Is the Amber Show”

Epiosode 14 “All’s Well That Ends Bad”

Episode 15 “Reunion Unresolved Issues’

Season 4:

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 1 ”Off The Wall”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 2 “I Run L.A!”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 3 “No More Mr. Nice Girls”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 4 “Can Buy Me Love”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 5 “Don’t Sweat The New Bitch”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 6 “Paul and Kate Plus Hate”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 7 “Bad Break”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 8 “Friend? Or Frenemy??”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 9 “Sex, Lies and Bigfoot”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 10 “Go With The Flo”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 11 “The Puppet Master”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 13 “Amber Alert!”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode 14 “Out With a Bang”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode “Reunion Part I : Breaking Point”

Bad Girls Club 4 Episode “Reunion Part II : It Ain’t Over”

Season 5: Miami

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Episode 1 “Welcome To Miami Beyotch”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Episode 2 “Check Your Baggage”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Episode 3 “Where’s The Money Honey?”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Episode 4 “Talkin’ Smack”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Episode 5 “Beach Blanket Bad Girls”

Bad Girls Club 5:Miaim Episode 6 “Jamaican Me Crazy”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Episode 7 “Threesomes A Crowd”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Episode 8 “Departures And Arrivals”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Episode 9 “Life’s A Bleach”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Episode 10 “Who Runs Miami?”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Episode 11 “Brandi on the Rocks”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Episode 12 “The Wicked Witch Of Key West”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami Final Episode “Punching Out”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami “Reunion Part I”

Bad Girls Club 5: Miami “Reunion Part II”

Top 10 OMG Moments

Season 6:

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 1 ”It’s Hotter in Hollywood”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 2 “Broverload”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 3 ”Pool Charks”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 4 From Ashes to Clashes”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 5 “Kentucky Fried and Char Broiled”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 6 “Play With It”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 7 “Beat-Down Barbie”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 8 “Weak Sauce”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 9 “Power Trippin’”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 10 “Wilma Goes BAMM-BAMM”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 11 “Don’t Hate La Playa”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 12 “Army of One”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 Episode 13 “Only the Bad Remain”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 “Reunion: Part 1”

Bad Girls Club Season 6 “Reunion: Part 2”

Season 7: New Orleans

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 1 ”I Got the Voodoo for U”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 2 “Call Me Karma”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 3 “A Tale of Two Cliques”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 4 “Can I Bayou a Drink?”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 5 “Playing for the Other Team”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 6 “Better Off Dread”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 7 “Cat Scratch Fever”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 8 “An Eye for an Eye”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 9 “Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 10 “Truces, Tirades and Tiaras”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 11 “Keeping It 100”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 12 “Can’t Teach Old Dogs New Tricks

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode 13 “Parting Shots”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans “Reunion Part 1”

Bad Girls Club 7: New Orleans Episode “Reunion Part 2”

Season 8: Las vegas

Throw-Up, Throw-Down

Weaving Las Vegas

Chicks Before Hicks

Sink or Swim

A New Elease On Life

Bed, Bathing Suit and Beyond

Invasion of the Scavengers

Sister Act

Evil Pair

Double Trouble

Bad Girl Players

Breakup Breakdown

Go Big. Go Home

Reunion, Pt. 1

Reunion, Pt. 2

Twins Special

Season 9: Mexico

Episode 1 “One Night In Mexico”

Episode 2 “Wash, Rinse, Re-beat”

Episode 3 “The Devil Wears Nada”

Episode 4 “Girls Gone Ham”

Episode 5 “Pretty Girl Bounced”

Episode 6 “Mexican Meltdown”

Episode 7 “Stage Bite”

Episode 8 “Miserella”

Episode 9 “The Tipping Point”

Episode 10 “Cruisin’ for a Brusin”

Episode 11 “Hate-Lanta”

Episode 12 “Match Made in Mexico”

Episode 13 “Fist, Fist, Bang Bang”

Episode 14 “Reunion Part 1”

Episode 15 “Reunion Part 2”

Episode 16 “Reunion Part 3”

Season 10: Atlanta

Episode 1 “Southern Discomfort”

Episode 2 “Houston, We Have a Problem”

Episode 3 “Molly-Whopped”

Episode 4 “The Girl Who Cried Mommy”

Episode 5 “There’s Something About Jerry…”

Episode 6 “Anger Mismanagement”

Episode 7 “Bottled Up and Beat Down”

Episode 8 “Gone with the Weave”

Episode 9 ““Between A Rocky and A Hard Place”

Episode 10 ““Don’t Cry For Me, Valentina!”

Episode 11 “Who’s Laughing Now”

Episode 12 “Rocky Like a Hurricane”

Episode 13 ‘Greece Up, Get Down’

Episode 14 “Home Is Where the Hurt Is”

BGC Top Ten OMGs Seasons 6 - 10

Reunion Part I — “Off the Jump”

Reunion Part II — ‘Stand Up, Throw Down’

Reunion Part III — ‘Old Beef, New Leaf’

Season 11: Miami

Episode 1 ‘Premature Evacuation’

Episode 2 ‘Waiting, Hating, Instigating’

Episode 3 ‘Tap In Tap Out’

Episode 4 ‘Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow’

Episode 5 ‘Juice-tify My Love’

Episode 6 ‘The Queens of Key West’

Episode 7 “The Bullyguard”

Episode 8 “Public Enemy Number Two”

Episode 9 “Weaving With a Bang”

Episode 10 “Nae, ‘Nae Go Away”

Episode 11 “Knock Your Socks Off”

Episode 12 “Cowgirl. Crapshoot”

Episode 13 “Tropical Punch”

Episode 14 “Paradise Lost”

Reunion Part 1

Reunion Part 2

Reunion Part 3

Season 12: Chicago

Breaking Bad Girls

Model Behavior

A Change For The Bad

The Fabtastic 4

Seeing Redd

REDDemption

A Diamond Is Not Forever

Rapper’s Anonymous

That’s a Rap

Bad News Brit

Family Affairs

Insults and injuries

Easy Come Easy Go

Smell Ya Later

Reunion Part 1

Reunion Part 2

Reunion Part 3

Season 13: Redemption

Bad Girls Don’t Cry

Judging Judi

Lashing Out

Birthday Blowout

Glitter Beef

Rocky-ing the Boat

Trouble In Paradise

Mama Drama

Twerk It Out

Girl, Bye!

Reunion Part 1

Reunion Part 2

Reunion Part 3

Season 14

Once Upon a Turnt Up Time

Double Trouble

Birthday Ho-down

Flirting With Kat-Tastrophe

Return to Sender

The Keys to Happiness

A Royal Tumble

Twerking For Change

Bye Bye Baby

Bye With a Bang

Reunion

Reunion Part 2

Season 15: Twisted Sisters

Casting Special

Sis and The City

Twin Some, Lose Some

Release the Beast and Other Tall Tales

No Room for T.H.O.T.S

A Family Affair (& other tall tales) Part Deux

Recipe for Disaster

Birthday Blowout

OG Overthrow

Bids, Breakthroughs and Barbecues

Five Dollar Farewell

Reunion Part 1

Reunion Part 2

Please let me know if any links aren’t working! Enjoy

[iamcute99]

Accurate Horoscope 2014

AQUARIUS – Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

PISCES – The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

ARIES – The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

GEMINI – The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

CANCER – The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

LEO – The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

VIRGO – The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

LIBRA – The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

SCORPIO – The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not share this post.

SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

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