wade wilson my beloved

[sciderman]

deadpool #289

[ask-spiderpool]

[mywadeyisthecentrefold]

[creaturexlll]

Wade: morning!

Peter: shit… can’t feel my hand.

Wade: so whatcha waiting for? give yourself the stranger!

Peter: who?

Wade: Oh c'mon, who’s teenager here? Put your hand in the pants and jerk off till it’s…

Wade: WOW!

WhiteBox: wrong hand

YellowBox: WWOOOoooowwwWW

WhiteBox: wrong pants

YellowBox: OOOWW

WhiteBox: he doesn’t understand us at all…

Wade: STAHP ALREADY!

Peter: m-m?

Wade: NOT YOU! you - continue!

[sciderman]

eepy

[ask-spiderpool]

[sciderman]

wolverine (1988) #88 

[sciderman]

song of the day 

(time to set the women’s movement back a few decades) 

[sciderman]

What is your opinion on nfts?

nfts? you mean wade's nice fuckin' tiddies?

[x-gon-give-it]

@ask-spiderpool Ms. Anita Lotta Love, my beloved 😍😍😍

[ask-spiderpool]

M!A - Wade is honest for 9 remaining asks.

[sciderman]

red heads have more fun!

[sciderman]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson Additional Tags: Pining, Alcohol, Humor, Domestic, St. Patrick’s Day, Love Confessions, Dubiously Green Foodstuffs 

Summary:

Wade had quit mercenary work.

The one remaining hurdle that was keeping Peter from finally making a move had finally tumbled over, and now the ball was in Peter’s court.

Based on Peter’s experiences in gym class, it was a known fact that Peter Parker had very little clue what to do with the ball once he had it.

A St. Patrick’s day themed accompaniment fic to @ask-spiderpool on Tumblr.

[ask-spiderpool]

[sciderman]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Injury, Identity Reveal, Oral Sex Summary:

“…you want to see it, don’t you?”

“It’s probably nothing special.” Wade blurted, before he could stop himself.

There was quiet.

“You’re right.” Peter said, calmly. ”It’s nothing special.”

Peter’s hips shifted a little. His thumb slid up the rough texture of the towel, in the most suggestive of ways.

“But you want to see it, don’t you?”

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CHEER UUUP

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