Crazy things my friends say.

I take things my friends say.

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"If a bear shits in the woods and no one is around to see it, is it the Pope?"

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"Sometimes I forget that the things inside a schoolbus are school children and not pirates."

-E.M

[myweirdfriendquotes]

Just get on that spaceship and get super erect!

-S.P

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"I put my thumb in a submissive position to trick you and then switched to a dominant position."

- E.M.

[myweirdfriendquotes]

It's like when you hold your breath when going through a tunnel, but there's a cock in your mouth.

-E.M.

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"See? Nipple behavior."

- H.A.

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"The pesto just makes it more lube-y"

S. P.

[myweirdfriendquotes]

I'm a fan of OSHA violations.

S. P.

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"This meat has a vibrating setting"

M. G.

[myweirdfriendquotes]

Daddy want picture of puss puss, give me $136,000 in unmarked bills and a private jet to Thailand

M.G.

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"Please, just Bitch. Dr. Bitch was my father"

-Jörg

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"Why did you wake up just to be sad?"

-D. H.

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"I don't think the usage of fire was the problem, I think it was the committing of arson."

E.M.

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"What is the rectum but nature's sheath?"

- D.H

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"I thrash around enough to pull the trigger with my tongue."

- Jörg

[myweirdfriendquotes]

"I don't wanna talk to that weaboo red piece of shit."

E.M.

[myweirdfriendquotes]

I don't need money, I get turned on by fighting!

Devin