mywhitelyfe

[mywhitelyfe]

“Putting fruit in my oatmeal to be “adventurous”.”

— Me (mywhitelyfe)

[mywhitelyfe]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

For 7,000 sons (which is coming up pretty soon since I’m at 6,650 sons right now) I’m gonna make a Wall Of Sons. Basically, I’ll write out your URL and put it on my wall. So, if you want your URL on my wall, reblog this post.

[somethingmorethanfree]

Who’s going to pay for it though?

[the-real-ted-cruz]

Mexíco

[mywhitelyfe]

papi

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

[mabel-but-slytherin]

Mine is lame (bug/rock) but I’m reblogging solely because Halloween is Fight/Fight and I’m thinking both Fight Me and Fight Fighters and I love it

Not to mention Feb 29th is Fairy/Fairy like they picked the best mythical pairings for holidays. Christmas is Ice/Grass (Christmas trees), Valentine’s Day is Fairy/Rock (gemstones and other oversentimentalized gifts) April Fools Day is Dark/Dark for the pranksters it’s too perfect. Send help

[mywhitelyfe]

fairy-fairy what the fuck I'm chaotic evil I don't need this shit

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[mywhitelyfe]

doing this

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

I don’t know how to pull girls

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

I don’t even know how to pull my life together

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

I don’t even honestly know how to pull my shoe strings into a knot

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

I DO KNOW HOW TO PULL DIS DICK HOWEVER 😝📝😛💯💯😛🍆😛🌽😛🍒

[mywhitelyfe]

Adventure bibles.

[mywhitelyfe]

Putting fruit in my oatmeal to be "adventurous".

Me (mywhitelyfe)

[mywhitelyfe]

My father supports Stephen Harper.

me (mywhitelyfe)

[mywhitelyfe]

One time I mixed apple juice with milk. I think that was the climax of my life.

Me (mywhitelyfe)