Melyn💙

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[animentality]

[thatweirdocryptid]

DpXDc: town of adrenaline junkies

"WE ARE LIVE IN GOTHAM CITY; MR. FREEZE HAS JUST MADE AN ATTACK AND LOOK AT THE DAMAGE HE HAS CAUSED" the reporter yelled into the mic; they all did this for more money, even though it was a death wish.

the camera panned around to the frozen areas of where the attack occurred- wait was that someone ICESKAITING???

"THERE- THERE IS SOMEONE ICESKATING ON MR. FREEZE'S ICE-" the camera caught the civilian being blasted with ice, "OH- A PERSON WAS ICE SKATING-" AND THE PERSON CAME BACK OUT UNSCATHED ON THE OTHER SIDE.

or...

The teens of amity park, now young adults, need to have their adrenaline pumping sometimes and the way they do it is by doing random sports during rouge/villain attacks.

the person who was ice skating was in fact, Danny Fenton

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[goes-whump-in-the-night]

okay please consider: runaway princess whumpee

princess whumpee who was like the youngest of so many children and ran away to escape whatever “useful” political marriage she would be shunted into

who actually had a life for herself outside the palace walls, filled with friends and love and adventure and life

who gets captured and dragged kicking and screaming back to her home and greeted with two equally terrible pieces of news: that all her siblings are dead, and that she must now serve as queen to whoever else will take the throne

who screams and claws and rails at this treatment, does everything in her power to try to escape - and so her family must do anything it takes to beat her into an acceptable shape

so long as it doesn’t leave a mark anywhere her subjects can see

[justbreakonme]

Whumpee knew they were too old to be afraid of the dark.

They knew they weren’t really afraid of the dark, but what might be in the dark, and there was nothing here. The door was locked, they’d checked every inch, but…

Their hand hovered over the light switch.

This was stupid. They weren’t a child, they’d been through more than most people would in a lifetime.

They slammed their hand down on the switch, flinching as the room went dark-

But not pitch dark.

They looked around for the source, and their eyes land on a night light, previously unnoticed beside the nightstand.

They’d been looking for a boogie man, not the small plastic cased bulb that was keeping the room from closing in around them.

Caretaker must have put it in, one of many small, silent, unmentioned kindnesses.

It was a safe compromise.

They still weren’t a child, but… they had been through more than most people would be in their entire life, and they could accept this.

[agoodpretender]

Thought this comment and John’s reply were very cute lol

[whump-bunny]

Imagine recovering Whumpee needs to use a wheelchair, but they're too weak to self-propel the wheels.

Caretaker: "Whumpee, why do you spend all your time in your room? We got you the wheelchair so you could have free reign of the house."

Whumpee: "I can't move it."

Caretaker: "What?"

Whumpee: "It's too heavy..."

[zedd-undead]

Whumper and Whumpee who are on the same team. Whumper will provoke whumpee until they snap and then go cry to the rest of the team so that Whumpee develops a reputation for having a temper and being emotionally volatile. Now everytime they express something they’re dismissed.

So when Whumper starts causing real damage; starts crossing lines and escalating past verbal altercations, starts showing up at Whumpees house after fights so they can ‘finish things properly’. Until they start threatening Whumpees position on the team, saying that if they tell anyone about the little predicament Whumpee is in, they’ll tell everyone that Whumpee is the one threatening Whumper.

What’s worse? They recorded a video of Whumpee snapping after a particularly bad fight, snowing Whumpee cursing, threatening, and snapping at Whumper. Of course, the earlier footage, of Whumper beating the daylights out of Whumpee is all conveniently edited out.

[mothermoosemayhaps]

[alien-slushie]

Joker: I brought you here because I crave the most dangerous game!

Danny, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Joker: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I want to know what Knife Monopoly is.

[spoopyyaoikingdom]

I too wish to know o.o

[mainnalle]

This will never not be hilarious 😂

[hdgnj]

Red Robin watching from the rafters waiting for the rest to be in position to attack:

"So, the hostage has managed to derail the murder plan. Downside is that he's teaching Joker knife monopoly."

Batman "Repeat please?"

Red Robin "You heard me B. Knife monopoly. Least the victim has enough smarts to stall for time."

((That is not the case, Joker just doesn't register as a threat the same way a ghost would to Danny. He can survive anything a human can do unless they have ecto weapons. Which Joker does not.))

[corrya]

How it feels watching your tumblr mutuals engage in discourse about fandoms you've never heard of

[thelazydetectivecat]

I like to think or believe because Danny is a halfa ghost instincts don't come naturally to him. In fact it doesn't come naturally for even Vlad or Dani. Vlad uses it as a excuse while not knowing the actual culture and Dani is walking confusion between ghost instincts and human ones.

So imagine Danny "my ghost age is a couple of months old" phantom flying back home from a mission and seeing a newly formed halfa. A little girl no older than seven with white hair and one blue eye and one red having a panic attack.

Danny takes one good look at her before going "mine" and snatching the child and then proceeding to call Tucker and make him an identity for his daughter because that's his daughter now damn it as the little newborn looks at him with wide curious eyes tilting her head at the side.

Yep. Danny has decided he's a father now and anyone who tries to take his kid away from him will be met with phantoms actual strength.

So what if his child tried to assassinate Sam? She's just a baby Sam she's getting used to ghost instincts! So what if she has a collection of weapons and poisons? Come on Jazz you're acting like our parents don't do the exact same thing every day. Tucker she wants to bond with you! Of course she's talking about battle strategy and the best way to kill a man indulge in conversation a little!

Yes it's okay child to want to skin your enemies alive when they hurt your family. I daydream about it all the time!

That's Dan an evil alternate self of me from the future. Don't worry I'm no longer going to become him. Oh? He's your favorite uncle now? Aw because he's not scared of you that's so sweet! You can spend time with uncle Dan right now. Dan if you do not comply with my daughter's wishes I will personally take your eyes out. Oh look Dani is here! Say hello to your sister

Danny has had a change in priorities ever since he's gotten his second daughter. His first priority is to make sure his children are safe and happy. His second priority being his friends and family and the third being the town.

But the third is adjustable. Because a brave fool tried to harm his child. The fool made it out alive but not without injuries , scars and PTSD never to be seen again. Later that day phantom could be seen buying ice cream for his daughter as she excitedly told him about everything she learned about the ghost zone

But it didn't stop at phantom. At school Danny takes his daughter there so they can complain about how horrible the school system is and to also spend time together. Mara was having a pretty good time in learning what normal habits are and why she was talking to Sam curiously about animal rights activism to which Sam happily answered her questions looking proud every time mara looked at her with wide awestruck eyes.

Again a fool appears in the form of Paulina and dash trying to make a comment about Danny and trying to get physical with him. Mara immediately notices and protective daughter mode is activated. It ended with dash having a 2 broken legs and Paulina 2 broken hands with Danny cooing about Mara's improvement and how protective she is of her family completely ignoring the threats of court or the teachers yelling. Instead Danny lifted up his daughter in the air and proclaimed her the best person in this school ditching the place all together so he can get his daughter some tiramisu with Sam and Tucker following close behind as they kept making jokes about their cute little raccoon.

Paulina and dash did try to get revenge at some point though. However they are met with a terrifying Danny. No one knows the exact details but last time anyone has heard from them was that they were under witness protection with their houses burnt to the ground.

A lesson has been learned that day. Do not mess with the Fentons granddaughter or son. They will snap you like a twig

[rheitais]

Danny, turned from mission: Hey

Wally: Hey

Danny: I'm sorry

Wally: I— wishful thinking.

Danny: Even if I tried to I couldn't save her.

Wally: It's okay. You tired right?

Danny: I'm sorry Wally.

Wally: You would think someone as fast as me or someone like you who can go through time could save one person.

Danny: Wally—

Wally: We lost Donna D. What do we tell Dick? She was like his sister. That was his other half.

Danny: Hey! Breathe. You aren't going to tell him.

Wally: What? But I'm—

Danny: Tired, broken and overall overwhelmed. Yes I know you want to but you should let yourself grieve.

Wally: And what about you?

Danny: What about me?

Wally: You don't look sad.

Danny: Love. My dear Hermes. You forget I am dead.

Wally: Half Dead.

Danny: I can see the dead. I can visit the dead. I can go see her and she would probably want me to visit her in Elysium. She is probably with Pandora as we speak.

Wally: I- so close

Danny: Yet so far. You can mourn those who still live but are out of reach. Ambiguous Grief exists for a reason. So let me handle our angry Robin and you go take a well deserved nap. Okay?

Wally: Okay.. Why are you so good at this?

Danny: At what?

Wally: Consulting? Delivering Death notices?

Danny: ... Probably because it's not the first time I lost a friend or two.

<Danny is Clockworks apprentice here>

[Masterpost]

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gremlin-hours-open]

I often think of Hank Green saying, and I'm paraphrasing a lot, "All human problems exist because we love each other so much that we want all 8 billion of us to live the lives of comfort that we do currently,,, I think human beings are good at solving the problems we create and end up causing more problems when solving those."

[homunculus-argument]

I've never lived with a parrot, but I assume it would feel a lot like having an ADHD brain living outside your brain. Sure you love that little fucker to pieces but just when you've got all your work set up, you gave it food and enrichment and medical care and everything it could possibly need to not bother you for 25 consecutive minutes, you hear the beginning notes of a very broken and creative rendition of the lion sleeps tonight starting from the other room like

weeeheheeehee we-eeheheehee

wi-om-bomB WEH~

like ah shit here we go again.

[maladaptiveficstar]

Den Man Danny

DPXDC

Something something, starting plot goes here. The JL become aware of two things at once.

One, there is a secret government organization detaining, experimenting on, and eradicating beings known as 'ecto entities'. More preferably referred to as realms beings, though also called ghosts.

Two, their proteges need more supervision. Especially after the explosive rescue the young group staged.

Who better to watch the rebellious group than the teen king they helped rescue from the GIW? Bonus that it will keep Phantom under the radar as he heals, and the JL overturn the laws making him illegal.

The snag is that the 'Young Just Us' team have never been fans of being monitored or managed, so a glorified babysitter is not welcome. Plus the fact that Phantom used their attack as a distraction to free himself means that they don't see/know him as a victim.

Their first training session goes poorly. So Phantom takes them all out to a field to beat some respect into them.

Phantom: I get that you don't like that I'm here and you have problems with authority. But I will not let you half ass your training.

Kon: Who's to say we weren't training away from you?

Phantom: I can SEE the shopping bags- you know what, fuck it, you won't play nice, time to play ghost.

Tim: what does that mean?

Phantom: Time to fight about it.

Kon: Sure!

Cassie: Oooh, sounds like fun!

*One Beat Down Later*

Kon in a crater: I think this is what regret feels like.

Bart in a puddle of limbs: There is no timeline where I'll live this down.

Cassie from her own crater: I mean you did take yourself out. Didn't know you could run fast enough to punch yourself.

Tim, cutting himself down from a tree: Note to self, ghosts emote with their fists.

Phantom: They sure do! And do you know the best way to get stronger as a Ghost?

Bart: Something heartwarming about being remembered and living on in your surviors?

Phantom, laughing himself to tears: Cute, but no. Ever hear the phrase "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?"

Kon: I don't like where this is going.

Phantom: Oh yeah, I spent the past year and a half getting my ass beat, like almost daily! Hahaha.

Cassie: You're laughing, that's bad right? It feels bad that he's laughing about near death experiences.

Phantom: I can't die, but you can. So I'm going to train you so that you don't have to learn the hard way.

And they all lived happily ever after... Jk Phantom beat their asses on the regular until they could get away with all the crazy adventures they enjoy.

[homunculus-argument]

"Well sir, you are still horribly young."

"Horribly?"

"Are you not?"

"I don't believe I have ever heard someone use those words, 'horribly young', outside of deeply tragic circumstances."

"As far as I am concerned, sir, merely being that young is a deeply tragic circumstance. I remember being twenty. It was fucking appalling."