[skyylinepigeon-deactivated20191]

peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

Stop making fun of people’s jobs. It doesn’t matter if someone is the ceo of a business company, doctor, fry cook, retail worker, janitor, teacher, whatever. They’re doing what they gotta to to support themselves, and it’s none of your business. 

[thepumpkin-queenn]

[teathattast]

[gremlin-spawn]

The amount of cuddling I desire is infinite

[truegamefacts]

[yabitter-deactivated20140104]

the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan 

[happy2bsmiling]

i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

[kingjaffejoffer]

[1dietcokeinacan]

He’s so flappy…….this made me cry

[marsapartment]

Are y'all SEEING this!

[steve-of-the-woods]

Just to clarify! Because most news articles wernt specific!

It was the record for the 10 and under 100 yard butterfly!

And HE BEAT THE RECORD BY MORE THAN A SECOND!

HE ALSO GOT FIRST IN ALL OF HIS RACES AT THAT MEET!

AND HE IS DREAMING OF BEING IN THE 2024 OR 2028 OLYMPICS!

I’M SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS KID DESTROY EVERY SWIM RECORD ANYONE HAS EVER SET!

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[technetics]

[stimman3000]

.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Mesmerizing

[annaprocrastinates]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

[ordenna-deactivated20181024]

tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.

[drunkenhills]

Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck

[icedcoffee-and-oldmusic-deactiv]

this isn’t 100% punk but dude down to it this is the essence of punk

[bestfunny]

[visual-infinity]

The Spark

[doeofdevotion]