Aphrodite

Quit kissing my nuts

[serial-kissing]

[toastbutteregg]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[iapislazuli]

dude my mom gave me cat pawbean gloves and socks and a cat ears hoodie. my older sister gave me a cat face mask. is my family trying to turn me into a catperson 

[roserado]

[mariaalenkoshepard]

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

[mariaalenkoshepard]

I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Behold the fistbumping lesbians

Jsyk this thing could wake the dead

[mariaalenkoshepard]

4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Me rn

[bramblepatch]

This is… not usually what is meant by “follow your dreams”…

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[nflstreet]

[dogsuffrage]

Anyway here’s an entire episode of Spongebob as a gif

[glumshoe]

Babylon but pronounced Baby Lawn

[7ft-tall-shadow-creature-deacti]

Is that...

Is that not how it's pronounced?

[glumshoe]

n...no....

[datasoong47]

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

[lazorsandparadox]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

[lonely-gfd-cutie]

So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.” 

Fucking eh. Relationship goals.

[disasterbiindisguise]

[voesneroeiz]

biting the next cis man I see

[voesneroeiz]

YOURE RIGHT. i deserve it they don’t

[pretty-loathsome-deactivated201]

[eggpuffs]

finding out that the beginning scenes in Elf were all shot in forced perspective to make Buddy seem giant makes this movie even better kLJASLKDFJ

[1i73-deactivated20221021]