mzhyff :)

yup 🎶   

[thottybrucewayne]

Crackin his shit like pistachios mid panel????????

[altair-ibn-la-booty]

My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

[kleeklutch]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[witchstone]

Gustav Klimt, The Kiss // Robert Winthrop Chanler, Leopard and Deer

[unholyblissafterdark]

[impending-doom-lol]

Of course the under-advertised, fantastic queer show is not being renewed.

[mzcbhyff]

wtf!

[spicedream]

tired

[depsidase]

[solisbury]

[sosuperawesome]

ungfio on Instagram

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[sacred-portal]

[banans13]

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

[banans13]

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

[autisticwolfesbrainisautistic]

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

[captainesc]

[eco-socialism]

[angiethewitch]

hey a local town actually did this!

they planted berries, root vegetables, leafy greens, herbs, all sorts. they label each plant and the sign said "free to take, leave some for others to enjoy!"

and people did. they took a bit, but left some for others.

it also fed the homeless people living around there.

bearing in mind this is a tourist town, so i half expected to see the plants gone. but nope, there's always some left.

people aren't naturally selfish, and they will share. the initiative works

[explorerrowan]

And honestly? Most people who don't need it won't bother to stop and pick fruit. It's only people who actually need it who will devote the time. People with money still have grocery stores.

[dramaticowl]

[Image description: tweet by Black Botanist @CreativeTiana: transcript follows]

I was talking to someone about planting food and fruit trees in public spaces and they were like “Why so everyone can steal the food?”

And I was like “See, that’s the problem right there. Why should taking food off a public tree be stealing?”

[opafginger]

[theodysseyofhomer]

paintings of ulysses and the sirens rated by how securely he is tied to the mast

[theodysseyofhomer]

Ulysses and the Sirens by John William Waterhouse

looks reasonably secure, he’s probably not going anywhere. waterhouse always comes through. 10/10

Ulysses and the Sirens by Herbert James Draper

you’ve allowed too much freedom of movement for his sexy arms!!! he’s aboutta BUST through the ropes and join the choir invisible!!! but i do love the crewmate to the left with the king-wrangling job. i bet that’s eurylochus. 6/10

Odysseus and the Sirens by Alexander Bruckmann

they’re pretending to ask for advice on building wooden horses, and when he jumps overboard to mansplain, that little wristlet is not gonna stop him. 0/10

Ulysses and Sirens by Pablo Picasso

this ulysses is forever trapped in flatland. he will not jump overboard. he knows there is no true escape with the sirens, not really. 7/10

Ulysses and the Sirens by Léon Belly

in 3 minutes this mans is going to be dragging behind the boat like a jet ski. 1/10, there must have been a thought process at least

Odysseus and the sirens (stamnos, British museum)

rope to naked flesh ratio is so funny here but you can’t listen to the forbidden song of the sirens if you ain’t cute <3 9/10

The Sirens and Ulysses by William Etty

i’m sorry, i hate this. what?

fish women want him for his thick ass. only ropes around here are the ones he pulls in the gym. 0/10

Ulysses and the Sirens by Marie-François Firmin-Girard

finally…. a socially distanced ulysses. you did it boys. can’t sink this bad boy. 100/10

[cinematech]

[male--wife]

without friction we would float up into space

maybe you could be the friction that will keep me in my place

[theehorsepusssy]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

Technician looks like she needs a turn.