The Albino Wonderboy

Grinch no-Grinch stop it you're not cool stop touching me I swear to god-- (Independent rp blog for Frost of COD MW3)

[mzfour]

Tosses Licorice at him [Because why not?]

"Nice."

[mzfour]

Give my muse a dessert to show how your muse feels about mine.

Chocolate Truffles: Love

Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries: Lust

Red Velvet Cake: Secret Admirer

Cupcake: Friendship

Cherry Pie: Adoration

Custard: Loyalty

Fudge: Gratitude

Sugar Cookies: Shyness

Angel Food Cake: Innocence

Flan: Curiosity

Lemon Tart: Inspiration

Licorice: Indifference

Fruitcake: Hatred

Rice Pudding: Distrust

Mint Candies: Jealousy

Saltwater Taffy: Regret

[mzfour]

"Got da booty"

Derek yelped and swatted the hand on his ass, face going extremely red. "What the hell!!!"

[rp-meme]

Send me a "Got da booty" for muse's reaction to yours groping their ass

[mzfour]

(for Derek's dad) When you saw Derek when he was born, what was your first thought?

Lord, Derek was such a surprise. When he was born, all I could think of was how, hey, I made that. And then I noticed how pale he was. The doctors were very confused, and started rushing about and trying to get him cleaned up and swaddled as fast as they could, so they could rush him off to somewhere with easier lighting. That kid screamed like hell when he was born, lemme tell you.

[angsty-askboxmemes]

Send questions directed towards my muse's parents, and their parents will answer them!

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[mzfour]

"Jesus. You've got to be Westbrook."

Frost smoothed back the hair that was falling in his face and straightened at the somewhat hostile voice calling his name. It seemed that this guy had caught him with a mouthful of food, too. Great first impression. “Yeagh! Washhup?” 

[whatthehellkindofnameissoap]

Soap said a prayer for Sandman, if this was the shit he had to put up with in the field. Looking at Frost, he sighed and leaned back. “Okay. No promises.” No self control either, he thought, but said nothing about that. “I’m sure you’ll do better, though.”

[mzfour]

"Uh huh." Frost replied, chewing on the end of his fork absently as he stared the Scot down. "Good to know we're at a mutual understanding." He mentally added a 'jackass' to that last statement. 

[kittyprude-deactivated20250803]

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing

ex: molly hayes + sleeping

[askboxmemes]

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

[mzfour]

wolfofthe141 replied to your post:22 and 30

Yeah I get that. Porn is pretty stupid most of the time. I’d rather fuck someone than watch someone else do it.

yes thank u

[mzfour]

2 and 4

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

ALL OF THE ABOVE

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

I. I'm so mundane. I've never had sex anywhere other than a bed.

[mzfour]

SOBS

[mzfour]

[cries at how hard drawing is]

[mzfour]

22 and 30

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

Yes. I won't tell you which I'm saying "Yes" to, but you can probably figure it out.

30: Do you watch porn?

Not really. I can't really ever empathize with that stuff. Plus it seems so fake, y'know?

[mzfour]

TMI Tuesday asks!

1: When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Do you watch porn?

[mzfour]

[honestly i have trouble thinking of how frost lost his virginity...]

[mzfour]

metalzeroleader replied to your post:2, 4, 17, 20

*ugly, gasping laughing*

*eyes him warily*

[metalzeroleader]

Fr—frost, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have laughed but— oh my God, you poor bastard.

[mzfour]

*mutters* what the hell