‘Inbox me’ Things the mun says
‘I’m just your average peach, don’t mind me’ ‘We’re all a bit mad here’ ‘You have to be insane to work here’ ‘I wish this was something a bit stronger than water’ ‘Stranger things have happened here’ ‘It’s one of the only companies in the world that IT could break their own printers’ ‘Are you having fun yet?’ ‘Of course I’ll manage, I’ve pulled off more impossible things than that’ ‘I know I’m strange. I take pride in that’ ‘No they aren’t quite fangs, but awesome right?’ ‘Dare to be different, because we aren’t meant to be the same’ ‘I trust everyone the same. I’d trust you with a gun pointed at my head and believe you wouldn’t pull the trigger. Until you finally did I’d have no reason not to trust you’ ‘I believe in you, so if you don’t believe in yourself believe in me and I’ll help you to believe in yourself.’ ‘So precious!’ ‘There is light in the darkest of times, if you find the light switch’ ‘Penguin’ ‘Oh fiddlesticks!’ ‘I must be a strawberry today, because I’m in quite the jam’ ‘Welcome to wonderland’ ‘Thou dost worry to much’ ‘Calm down, breathe. Everything will be okay’ ‘And here you see adult reverting back to their high school years’ ‘I don’t get why everyone wants to talk to me. I’m just kind of here’ ‘It makes sense, clear as mud.’ ‘I have been called many things, but I can’t say I’ve been called first’ ‘I don’t mind being a supporting character, I’m a writer after all I can’t stand in the spotlight’ ‘Yeah... I can’t stand being in large groups of people at work; But I can go to conventions with thousands.’ ‘Double standards are always fun’ ‘My honesty is a liability... So I will avoid answering if I think you don’t want to hear, if you ask again I am not liable for what happens.’ ‘Yeah... I’m part of that group of people... You know the ones who don’t exist?’ ‘Clearly I’m an alien... Because no one classifies me as human, male, female or otherwise. An alien. Or a ghost. You pick’ ‘Yeah... You might lose me in the snow, try not to jump too much; kay?’ ‘How is it the one who doesn’t know the local area can give directions?’ ‘Huh? Why am I single? Obviously I don’t want to make anyone date trash.’ ‘I can build everyone up and see everything because I see all the qualities someone has, good or bad, because I wonder if I have them’ ‘Huh... My dad? Nah he doesn’t drive. He’s too blind for that’ ‘We should paint the floors orange, that way we don’t sink as we start getting put further under water’ ‘Hm? Of course I think of every scenario. I’m a writer’ ‘I don’t need to watch criminal shows, I have my own criminal mind’ ‘Yeah... Let’s pretend that didn’t happen’ ‘I tend to have the memory of a goldfish, but when it comes to strange things I remember every detail like an elephant. Sorry about that’ ‘I may be fresh, but it’s better than my being spoiled’ ‘Hey uhm, just so you know, you’re awesome. Okay bye!’ -Silent squealing- ‘Clearly I’m just bad at life.’ ‘Sign your life away, yes?’ ‘Help me I’m tared~’ (Tared, pronounced like scared, a scale joke) ‘Yes and then the salad fairies took it away’ ‘Well the thing is....’