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With a heavy heart I want to let everyone know that I have discovered that Supertramp's "Breakfast in America" (1979) album cover seems to be made by AI. I do not make these accusations lightly. It pains me to see a famous music band going this low, but I have analyzed the picture extensively and the proof is near undeniable.

Evidence #1: The weird silverware

Look carefully at the the forks and knives on both sides of the cover.

What even is this? The shapes don't look like real forks and knives, they like AI's vague idea of what forks and knives are.

^ Here the silverware gradually dissappears into the background. The plate also seems to be melting. Did they really think no one would notice?

Evidence #2: Everything about the hand and the juice

See something wrong with this? Other than... Everything, basically?

The bottom part of the glass doesn't align with the top. The hand is even worse: You can clearly see how the AI doesn't know what real fingers look like. It's a shapeless AI abomination, the fingers look more like a tree branch than a real hand if you look at it closely.

Evidence #3: The... Sandwich? Thing?

I don't even know what this is supposed to be. The more I look at the contents of the plate, the weirder they look.

Evidence #4: The background details all look weird

Many things about the background look fine if you are looking at it from afar, but paying attention to the background elements reveals multiple AI artifacts. Look at these:

What were they thinking??

patchofhares

https://deathsbookstore.com/

surprise!

Huuurrr durr lol

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kris & friends

napsskai

raaaAHHH kriselle

funtergeist

ggruh

squiddlebarf-deactivated2025111

Pulls her out of a hat

pocketss

houseplant type friend

hissanthropy

Trying to practice the methods used for those "Absurdist Hussian Photoshops" as I'd like to call it. Take Andrew's soul portraits for example.

Basically with light emitting from an image, the composition is given a high contrast and increased brightness and then the opacity for the light layer (either behind or above the other image) will be turned down. It doesn't look good but it's just Andrew's technics.

Oh, and you see this? There have been likely 2 times where Andrew did this joke, where he'd take faces of two people and "soul-meld" them together into a two-faced eldritch apparittion, complete with light radiating from its core. Only times I've seen that happen are in the Wizardology gift and one of his blog posts from 2008. I used Toby and Andrew just to see what would happen if the Hack and the Dog joined bodies because...uh...well I don't wanna insult my disorder or anything but EHEHEHUURALRGH

imnotlole

cali

pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

cali

homepic6

crazysodomite

the whimpering orb of agony.

the whimpering orb is incapable of experiencing happiness or joy or positive emotions. it's easy to upset or scare the orb. if you make loud sounds or sudden movements it will cause the orb to cry bitterly in agony for a long time. it doesn't seem to have a mouth or internal organs (except eyes) but it can somehow make whimpering sounds and sobbing. when the orb isn't crying it will look solemn and sad. sometimes it cries in its sleep. if you let the orb sleep on your chest it will soak it in bitter tears.

the orb likes to be brushed gently and taking baths. but still it experiences unfathomable sadness. if you leave the orb alone and don't care for it it will experience unfathomable agony and pain and die from extreme suffering. this is why you must care for the whimpering orb. be really gentle and patient with the orb. it's the only way.