Celestial Flirtation Imminent

• NOLA • They/Them • Most Goodness Graciouser

[uncanny-aesthetic]

[dsmsix]

this place sucks I’m going home

[lustcannibalism]

worship and violence both require your devotion

[hanniballecterscock]

and your hands

[lustcannibalism]

AND YOUR HANDS

[cowpokebeetle]

ill hold you with a gentle force, awakening you from eternal slumber into the afterlife. dad doesn’t have to know.

[sillysymbol]

forzing

[crossfalconx5]

[IMPROBABLE OUTCOMES]

In which Doctor Coomer regales Gordon with tales of another world, and a familiar face.

[edelweubb]

my doctor said i have skittles pox...........

aaand alt version (just the pic) under the cut

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[velcrooooo]

reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

[pansyfemme]

whatever.

[pansyfemme]

i dont caaaaaare

[pansyfemme]

google search how to make someone explode

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Quitting my job so I can dedicate more time to thinking about ground pangolins

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Retreating to a mountaintop hermitage so I can dedicate more time to thinking about ground pangolins

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Shedding the mortal husk to become a being of pure energy so I can dedicate more time to thinking about ground pangolins

[orionporion]

HLVRAI FANART BECAUSE I'M VERY EXCITED FOR THIS WEEK

[wizard0rb]

bbvrai pool episode

[wizard0rb]

BENREY HAS BOARDED HIS FLIGHT TO HALF LIFE 2

[starslasher]

who the hell are those guys

[hazzahoun]

It seems as if you've only just arrived. HAPPY HL2VRAI DAY!!!! 🎉

[vvvarinn]

huge update

[vvvarinn]

[vvvarinn]

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates