Dumpster Fire

Avert ye eyes onlookers, for this shit is a mess and a nightmare

[momolive]

The laws of physics don't apply to goats...

[alex-penumbra]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

looks like a gta online lobby

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

napoleon dynamite 2017

[robotlyra]

Dexter’s out of the lab and into the club

[kaleido-scopophobia]

Rural Appalachian Gothic

• There’s a house next to yours that caught fire. No one has come to tear it down. It’s been there for years. They’ll never come. At night you hear the fire crackling.

• On the way to town, you drive past a cow field. There are a lot of cow fields. The cows stare. You pass the cow field, but there’s another one. There are more cows than before. They all stare. Have you ever not been passing a cow field?

• The locals all say the letter R too hard. You hate the letter R. It consumes the other letters. The whole word is shaped around the R. It invades other words it shouldn’t be in. You don’t think “hollow” has an R in it. You know “wash” doesn’t. It sounds like a growl. You’re not sure it’s a human sound anymore.

• Someone spit a wad of dip on the sidewalk. You can’t stop looking at it. Something about it seems strange. It’s too shiny, too compact. There’s a stain bleeding out from under it. It’s too red.

• You don’t usually drink Mountain Dew, because you heard it rots your teeth. You buy some at the gas station one day, though, because it’s the cheapest drink there. You wake up the next morning with your teeth on your pillow. You check the mirror. New teeth have grown in. They look sharper than your old ones. You crave more Mountain Dew.

• No one asks how you are. They always ask if you’re alright. You feel like you shouldn’t be. You feel like something happened you don’t know about. They say it slowly, like they’re expecting you to say no. What happened?

• Everyone knows everyone’s business, but no one gets involved in it. You see a man bleeding out on the sidewalk in town one afternoon. No one looks at him. They quickly walk past and avert their eyes. You approach the man and ask if he needs help. He glares at you, lip curled in disgust. You feel the stares of the locals on you. You hastily walk away.

• You hear shrieks late at night. People say they’re foxes. Foxes have a wide array of vocalizations. You accept the explanation, and the next time you hear the shrieks, you brush it off and go to sleep. The next morning, there are three dead foxes in your yard.

[shittycryptids]

A werewere, a man who becomes a man when the moon is up. If one bites a wolf, they become a wolfwere, if a wolfwere bites a man they becomes a werewolf. If the werewolf is bitten by a werewere, the werewolf becomes a werewerewolf, who only becomes a wolf in the presence of a werewere. If a werewere is bitten by a werewolf, they become a werewolfwere, who just sometimes turns into a wolf for no reason at all.

If werewere bits the moon, the universe has to start all over again. I know this all because it has happened before.

[clowniconography]

lemon demon music is good because (among other reasons) it encompasses all possible human emotions

isolation

desire to get in a fight

desire to consume human flesh

homosexuality

obsession with supernatural phenomena

and finally

feral

[n00dl353np41]

@vampireboyfrlend

[plantswilt]

baybee boy,, 

[holyteethstudio]

[literallyaflame]

in 2019 we’re bringing back 2009 scene culture. everyone dust off your knee high converse. get out your hot topic band tees. dig up your rubber bracelets. i’m buying 27 cans of hair spray as we speak. i’m making you a cookie and i’m gonna fucking eated it

[didney-worl-no-uta]

Click and read this article AFTER you’ve watched the video

[kinnie-email]

The End of Fingers in his Ass Sunday

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Hows everyones homunculi coming along

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

Hell im just nutting in chicken eggs for fun

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

This is a discussion for serious homunculus alchemists. If all you have to bring to the table is cumming in eggs like it’s a joke your can go fuck yourself

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[haarute]

[catwithbenefits]

[akamxru]

red is such an edgy color but its also like. the color of love and cherries and valentines day and its so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you shadow the hedgehog!!!!!!!!

[topazpearl]

[growing-past-me]

They had us in the second half too you fucking coward

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[heyfunniest]

[humorstaff]

[jingles]

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