★ Elias ★

Welcome, and enjoy your stay.

[n0t-lepid0ptera]

Greetings

I'm Elias

7teen

he/him 🏳️‍⚧️

Autistic nerd

RP blog: @more-of-moore

uhhh idk what else

If you wanna be friends:

Things I Like

Current:

Hobbies: Writing, reading, drawing.

Music Artists: The Caretaker, Tom Lehrer, Oingo Boingo, Will Wood, Miracle Musical, Glass Animals. I love MP3s!

Books/Authors: Leviathan Trilogy, Artemis Fowl, The Secret History, The Spirit Bares Its Teeth, Nabokov, The Great Gatsby + Self Made Boys, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.

Games: Outlast (1, Whistleblower, Trials), FNaF, IHNMAIMS.

Casual:

Hobbies: Jewellery making, watercolour.

Music Artists: Teddy Hyde, Ghost and Pals, Kikuo, Maretu, Mindless Self Indulgence, That Handsome Devil, Lana Del Rey (not her aesthetic I swear), Set It Off, Fiona Apple, John Congleton and the Nighty Nite, They Might Be Giants, The Scary Jokes, The Neighbourhood.

Books: A Series of Unfortunate Events, All the Wrong Questions, A Separate Peace, Iliad + Odyssey + Aeneid.

Games: Slime Rancher, The Stanley Parable, What Remains of Edith Finch, Human Fall Flat, Battleblock Theater.

[muttboy-rambling]

[thebonehoarder]

[sticksandstans]

the rise of conservatism and gen z puritanism while still simultaneously trying to be hip and woke is so annoying because you have these people saying "match my freak" and then they get mad at ageplay and petplay and cnc and somno and anything raunchier than a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. you're not a "freak" if you think having a fetish is synonymous with being evil

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[write-on-world]

[ash-willow]

its always "baby" and "honey" never "my dearest partner in greatness" 🙄

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

[timeforfingchaos]

"OMG PPL ARE HEADCANONING (insert fictional masc woman) AS TRANS MASC!!" Well y'all have been headcanoning actual real life trans men as masculine women since the beginning of time so I think you can cope

[silviacrossdresser]

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

[miiilowo]

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

[serfuzzypushover]

Trying

[warplanerubdown]

[drtanner]

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[what-even-is-thiss]

I was looking up various country flag ratios because I’m thinking my way through some possible themed sewing projects and I didn’t know that the USA’s flag ratio is 10:19

That’s not inherently bad but it is really unsatisfying to look at I must say.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So apparently this is actually an executive order related to certain military functions and you can actually use whatever ratio you want.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Squaremerica

[what-even-is-thiss]

Squamerica!

[niemalsgenugmr]

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

[secretary2002luvr]

I just know Edward's the one that entirely decorated their new place because there's no way Lee came up with all of that white, brown and gold decor, that girl is messy !!

[skyblueskinn]

secretary 2002

[egggee32]

the secretary is SO much more than just a “freaky movie” and i’m so sick of people refusing to acknowledge that