[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[eddiemomson]

Hermès really has my ass because I’ve listened to Hadestown 750 times now and every time I start over, I’m like Oprheus won’t screw it up this time.

[ivyrobinson]

hades at the beginning of epic iii in the obcr:

[diesetdown]

The reason vine was so good was because most of those videos would be mad unfunny if they were full length. “Because he fucking pushed me” would be titled Epic kid meltdown rage 2014 (Must see) and it would be 2 minutes long.

[sydneyedwards1993]

Join for FREE today and you could be having sex tonight!!

[diesetdown]

You deadass?

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

Broadway headlines are like

“New Jenna Cast in Waitress”

“Lin-Manuel Miranda Involved in Big Heckin’ Project™”

“Random Feature Film to Be Adapted into a Musical”

“Random Musical to Be Adapted into a Feature Film (And Is Never Heard From Again)”

“In The Heights Movie Still Going Strong, Though”

“Newsie Cast in West Side Story (Hollywood Star Also Cast)”

“First Look: The Ghost of Elaine Stritch as Jenna in Waitress”

“Former Hamilton/Dear Evan Hansen Cast Member Does a Thing”

“Play with Big Star To Close Early”

“Obligatory News Update about Our Queen, Patti LuPone”

“Show That Deserves Better Sets Broadway Closing Date (Because F You, That’s Why)”

“At Least Show Is Going On Tour”

“Wicked Movie Announces One (1) New Production Team Member to Convince You It’s Still Alive”

“The Fab Five from Netflix’s Queer Eye Cast as the Next Jenna in Waitress”

[lilnasxvevo]

It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is

[hummingbirdbandit]

It’s the insanity of being stuck in a building with a thousand other people your age who are all chronically sleep-deprived and panicking.

[nitramaraho]

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

this is probably the best compilation out there

[adamjk]

it’s hard to believe this entire moment in our lifetimes has come and gone

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[era-eclipsed-deactivated2019072]

Pleass

[inkskinned]

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

[sapphicdogmeat-blog]

Hey op

[inkskinned]

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

[caduceus-tealeaf]

Can you tell I have been revised?

[ohhellorula]

Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

[psychictantrums]

I’ve seen this 5,000 times and I still laugh every single time. This and his Dateline impressions are the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[mapsontheweb]

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

[dare-to-dm]

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  

I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.

[tinystark616-backup]

THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

[littlethingwithfeathers]

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end

[mapsrgreat]

Oh wow!

[chavisory]

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

[jelloapocalypse]

[ceiye]

[lastoneout]

I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at

[galaxybrownies]

I almost scrolled past this

[gg-writes]

Wh-

WHAT

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

now you too can be nostalgic for a game that doesn’t exist

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

[bobbymoynihans]

[mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated]

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

[vanisheddust]

[scully-youwontbelievethis]

god bless gordan ramsey 

[cuddleknight]

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

[lesbxdyke]

It’s not even that they should know what they’re doing.

It’s arrogance.

If you turn to Chef Ramsay and admit that you’re lost, you’re stuck, you’ve got no idea, and you ask him for his help, he will help you.

He gets angry and mean when people assume they know best and refuse to see where the issues are in what they’re doing, and have trouble accepting criticism.

He’s such a good bloke, he’s just go no time for people’s egos around food.

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers