pop it, lock it, polka dot it

human adult (allegedly)

[n3gativ3gnat]

What about... the stairs missing its family portraits

[n3gativ3gnat]

Who am I, in a place of unfamiliar faces?

[merchantarthurn]

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

[merchantarthurn]

haha… bofa them 

[its-not-a-pen]

good news citizens! while i was at the beach, i successfully indoctrinated another gullible child into using LIBBY. my best friend LIBBY. the library app on your PHONE that gives you FREE EBOOKS AND AUDIOBOOKS with the tap of a finger! are you sick of incurring late fees? giving your hard earned money to jeff bezos? Libby has it for you.

[nyatzsche]

some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[sexchangedotcom]

i can't seem to find my baby

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Dress the insect?

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

[yorhaw]

[akashicrecord]

Challenge: Get To January Without Committing Suicide

[akashicrecord]

my neighbor at 12:01 AM on January 1st

[babyanimalgifs]

[weepingchoir]

it’s just like ozzy osbourne said. All aboard hahahahahaha

[moniquill]

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[anglaised]

Uh hi. I had to jack off to goombas because I was white

[pukicho]

RAM should cost $1 and every AI-peddling CEO should be fed to a large Beast

[veryluckyclovers]