i feel like i know her but Sometimes my arms bend back

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[veryharam]

U DO NOT NEED CLOSURE FROM EVERYONE YOU DONT HAVE TO BE IN GOOD TERMS WITH EVERYONE

[dannydevitosdaughter]

yes I do

[virgoassbitch]

Friendly reminder to make your boyfriend pullout in February so you don’t end up having a Scorpio!

[shittyidea]

An app like Tinder for people that want to meet up and fight

[xprettywhenyoucryx]

[nabok-ov]

stomach: hey im going to overreact to harmless foods

me: why

stomach: i gotta

[goldenpaint]

i can wait but like i can’t wait to be married

[bellamysgriffin]

–i am a woman - A.J. (insp.)

[isanyofitreal]

It’s nice to be able to give your take on other characters for a living. There’s never a dull moment.

[bangurz]

[audjensen]

my favorite scene from this season so far is when eli was laughing and stuffing his face with food while everyone else was hallucinating

[czekoo93-deactivated20201110]

[leiarorgana]

Scream characters as Joanne The Scammer tweets

[80s90sthrowback]

[dykexanderharris]

A Lead Female Character: Buffy Summers (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)

I made it up, I’m making it all up. What kind of hero does that make me?

[keybladeofsteel]

[framing-the-picture]

I’M SCREAMING