Face life with a little guts and lots of glitter

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[necrophagesaint]

beastie boys leaving court after successfully beating the nincompoop allegations, brooklyn 1989. photo by ricky powell

[necrophagesaint]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m sorry WHEN did he do this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeeching

[bonni]

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

[kineticpenguin]

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

[hndwrttn]

[chuplayswithfire]

[burglarsonarceny]

[vnusplanetoflove]

[praguegirl]

[weaver-z]

[mirror-2-mirror]

I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Naughty Wilbur

[rouxls]

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls…prithee delete it!! ‘Lest…thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it…should thee crave… haha nay, banish it…'lest?

[rouxls]

updateth: i hath’t been sentenceeth to death

[molags-balls]

I had a dream that it was 2025 and todd howard had just introduced elder scrolls 6 hammerfell at E3 but it was very clearly just skyrim with a sepia filter to make the snow look brown like sand

[whitealbum]

famous white men be getting bowl cuts and ruining people’s lives

[whitealbum]

[scary-ivy]

That's a picture of the Beatles

[puyopuyo]

Visit Original Link

here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

[puyopuyo]

[weaver-z]

are u gender identity? i mean u clearly have a puss but is it like a he/they situation

I deadass don’t know how to respond this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fuckyeah2000s]

[sunflowermp4]

[t-clairevirus]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

when the teacher says we’re doing class outside today like it’s supposed to be fun

[magic-can]

[gumi-megpoidd]

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

i..see him

[celebrityskinmp3]

yeah the us has a 2 party system its called team edward vs team jacob

[omegaverse]

it’s scary and i’m scared

[omegaverse]

this guy iin my kitchen all day

hasn’t said a word in 6 hours

[wagamaggot]

hes cute… 😳 what’s his #?

[omegaverse]

please take this seiously.

[omegaverse]

oh false alarm everyone. he choked on an olive this morning and died in my kitchen. note on his body said there was a bomb strapped to his corpse that would detonate if i moved it but i threw it in the garbage and nothing happened. weirdo :/

[jewfrogs]

whats the worst fruit everyone please sound off

[sahara-silver]

SCREAMING @evilscientist3​

[unclefather]

miss the days when i could just go out and do this

[sugluvgalaxy]

I stepped on someone doing this

[sugluvgalaxy]

They made a sound like bagpipes being compressed. I wasint sorry.

[devouringyourson]

absolutely can't abide people who moan about the logical inconsistencies on hannibal like "that doesn't work...that's not legal... that's physically impossible blah blah blah" it's amazing how they think they're watching some high brow, intricate crime procedural and not this high camp gay horror rom com where the main villain is an ostentatious european whose name literally rhymes with cannibal and grew up in a great big dracula castle

[devouringyourson]

will low key has super powers and hannibal apparently gets around baltimore undetected through underground steam vents like a fucking ninja turtle get out of here with your facts

[lokilesbian]

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

[onceiwashere]

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

[lokilesbian]

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

[moss-sprouted]

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

[lokilesbian]

[t3sticles]

Lost in the sauce

[itsmyusualday]

this post is a disaster

[samezukas-deactivated20171227]

stop normalizing behavior

what behavior

[hueno-deactivated20171120]

behavior

[samezukas-deactivated20171227]

ok damn im sorry

[amvs]

this post is like a graveyard