so many of you have never been 26 or 27. well one day you will. this is not a threat this is a promise. or maybe both. it will be fine, is what iâm saying. and then comes 28
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so many of you have never been 26 or 27. well one day you will. this is not a threat this is a promise. or maybe both. it will be fine, is what iâm saying. and then comes 28
Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
You go down the stairwell/fire escape. Is that weird?
But what if you have a walker or a wheelchair??
in america at least, in this situation, there isnt one. either your loved ones or the firemen can get you out using the emergency fire escapes or stairs, or you dieÂ
That's fucking horrific, thank you
âfunâ little story:
last summer my friend who is an amazingly talented artist and i were in this super tall building, and sheâs in a wheelchair and iâm pushing her around the room. itâs an art exhibit and some of her art was chosen to be showcased there and so itâs all fine and dandy until suddenly an alarm starts going off
a FIRE ALARM
everyone starts running for the stairs and my friend just looks at me with this forlorn look on her face
âi canât go down the stairsâ
but iâm a stubborn bitch âiâll carry youâ
âwhat about my chair? itâs too expensive for me to be able to get another one if i canât get this one backâ
âiâll carry that tooâ
and i did. we went to the stairs (by then most people from our floor were gone) and i lifted her up in a firemanâs carry over my shoulder and then lifted her chair up and used the ridiculous amount of adrenaline that was coursing through my veins to make it down approximately 20 half-flights of stairs until we met some people exiting lower floors, one of which who kindly took the chair. I changed positions so i was holding my friend bridal-style which was, somehow, easier and the person who took her wheelchair (with her permission to handle it of course) accompanied me to the ground floor and then out the doors
basically there is no real protocol for people who canât use the stairs in an emergency. itâs up to the people with them, if anyone, to help them or the person to somehow make it down the stairs alone, unassisted
thank fuck that it was just a faulty alarm system, because if i was unable to carry her down those stairs and the building was on fucking fire???? then i donât know what would have happened to her, but i donât think it would have been very good.
itâs fucking ridiculous and ableist to the absolute max.
I use a cane. When I did a day-long fire safety training at my northeast American university (UMass Amherst), I asked that exact same question: âwhat am I supposed to do if the fire alarm goes off and Iâm in my lab on the twelfth floor?âÂ
the fire marshal hemmed and hawed for a while and then said to take the elevator- youâre supposed to leave it free for the fire department to use and they want able-bodied people out fast not waiting for elevators. if the fire alarm has just gone off the building probably hasnât suffered enough structural damage to make using the elevator dangerous, and modern elevator wells are heavily reinforced. many large and high-trafficked buildings on my campus have fire rated elevators that link in with the fire alarm system so they wonât let you off on a floor with a possible fire.Â
if the elevator isnât working, wait in the stairwell and call the fire department to let them know where you are. modern stairwells are also heavily reinforced- it might not be pleasant but modern building code usually requires fire-resistant stairwell doors in office and big residential buildings, also to help firefighters get in and out safely. older buildingsâ stairwells may or may not be retrofitted with fire-resistant doors but a stairwell is generally the safest place to wait if you canât get out.Â
what happened to your friend was horrible, and iâm very glad you were there to help her out, but you can absolutely use the elevator to evacuate if itâs not shut down. those donât-use-the-elevator rules are for abled people. Â
This is GOOD TO KNOW. why do they not tell people this??
Okay, firefighter here. If you are not physically able to use the stairs, and the elevator is NOT compromised, use the elevator. But you MUST be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that the elevator is NOT compromised before you get into it, because there is always the chance that once you get into it, you may not exit it. Power could go out. The elevator may actually BE compromised and you just couldnât tell from where you were until you were in there, and it suddenly shuts down on you. Something else could happen.Â
Understand that once you enter the elevator, you could POTENTIALLY be taking your life into your hands there.
It is NOT LIKELY, to be perfectly honest. Itâs only in a pretty catastrophic scenario - think the Twin Towers, USA, on September 11th - that the elevators will be compromised and out of service. But there is a NOT ZERO PERCENT CHANCE and you need to understand that and accept it.
As for leaving the elevators free for the firefighters, okay, hereâs the deal. Unless your nearest fire station is literally right next door? Your first on scene fire truck is NOT likely to be there on scene and needing that elevator before you get to the ground. It takes us TIME to find the address, gear up, and drive to the building. Then we need to hoof it into where the elevators even ARE, so YOU HAVE TIME to use the elevator to get down to the ground floor... BUT ONLY IF THEREâS NOT A RUSH ON THE ELEVATOR! And THAT is WHY we donât tell people this shit. Thatâs WHY we tell people to NEVER USE THE ELEVATOR... because every self-entitled asshole will use it because they donât feel like walking, and then put YOU in danger by delaying the elevatorâs arrival to you.
IF, however, the elevator IS compromised, or you just canât get it to come for you, or whatever, and you either donât have anyone with you who has the adrenaline fueled BALLS to be able to toss you over their shoulder and hoof it down the stairs with you - because, letâs face it, that is RARE AS FUCK, then HERE IS WHAT YOU DO:
You call 911 and tell the call taker that you are in the building that has a fire alarm going off, and you are not able to evacuate because of a physical disability, and you tell them what floor you are on, and EXACTLY what stairwell you are waiting at. And the very FIRST thing that the firefighters are going to do once they arrive, if it is, indeed, a REAL emergency, and not a false alarm, is come get your ass and bring you down. Whether that means carrying you down the stairs, or whether that means locking out the elevators so that no one else can override them and coming to get you themselves, they WILL come get you FIRST THING if it is a real event. And if it is a false alarm? You will probably be the first person who is not involved with the building to know, because the call-taker is going to stay on the line with you until you are under someoneâs care and out of danger, or until the scene has been sorted out as real or false, and you are out of danger that way.
These are pretty standard operations in the fire service throughout the United States. There may be some minor variations based on specific municipalities, but, for the most part, this is pretty typical: LIFE BEFORE PROPERTY. So, as long as SOMEONE knows where you are - hence why you call 911 - Firefighters will come get you. You are NOT alone, and you have NOT been abandoned. I PROMISE. Itâs like, our whole reason for doing the shit we do: to save lives and to break shit. Sometimes, we get lucky enough to do both at the same time.
High rise fires suck ass, and I always hated them. But the very FIRST thing I asked anytime we got one was if we had âany entrapmentsâ - which is what we call anyone who could not self-evacuate for ANY reason. We ainât leaving you behind. And yes, your friend who doesnât have the stamina to carry you down can stay with you, too. Because I would never ask that of someone, honestly.Â
Also, just a little FYI... MOST fire alarms are false alarms. Not to make anyone complacent or anything, but, yeah. Most of them are either system malfunctions, someone accidentally hit a pull station, or someone burned popcorn in a break room. So donât let a fire alarm freak you out until you need it to - by smelling or seeing smoke or flames.Â
i have had multiple nightmares about this very thing because NOBODY BOTHERS TO ACTUALLY TELL WHEELCHAIR USERS THIS STUFF
I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.
He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake
HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!
ahhhhhh delicious schadenfreude
get ready everyone
Oh my God! đ You dropped this queen đ
To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.
sheâs so beautiful i had to include a few more photos
Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !
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Iâve reblogged her before, but really, you canât have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash.Â
Tories: Hereâs our plan to feed anyone under 25 years old into a wood chipper
Labour: Hereâs our plan to be as transphobic as possible while also suspending every left-wing Black and Asian woman in the party
Reform: *constantly on telly*
Greens: *never on telly*
Lib Dems:
âHeâs just been told he is not allowed any more goes.â (x)
why wonât sunak and starmer debate this man
The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935
Sometimes I think humankind hasnât changed at all.Â
WHAT IS âDOESâ?
The average man who gets enough sleep doesnât write the sentence âWhat is âdoesâ?â
Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.
The other big one is death. That runs in the family too. An overwhelming majority of my ancestors experienced death at some point in their lives.
Hot Shit | Tom Cardy
Okay not only is this a bop but it single handedly raised my self confidence
My 2 year old is OBSESSED with this song. When we first started listening to it they loved it, and then began requesting it by name. Except we never told them the name of the song, because it's called Hot Shit and we didn't want a baby demanding, "Mama, Hot Shit!!!"
So they made up their own name, based on a toddler's understanding of the lyrics:
"Mama, can we listen to
Rocketship?
i think if you're going to complain about "problematic queer representation" in media you have to clarify what type of problematic you're talking about. is the bisexual character implied to be only "doing it for attention" or perpetuating homophobic stereotypes? yeah, you have a point, that's not great. is the lesbian "problematic" because she eats people? oh no that's fine, lesbians are allowed to do that if they want
i know how to identify all of the barksies now.
Is this on a separate axis or what
The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
The anti-car culture on this website is so fucking annoying. Like, sorry I want to be able to get around without having to spend two hours taking three buses. Sorry I want to be able to go grocery shopping in the winter without having to lug heavy bags home through the snow on a fucking bike
so you agree that getting around most american cities in a convenient and timely fashion is impossible without a car? that public transit is largely non-functional to the point that people are forced to decide whether to sacrifice significant chunks of time, energy, or straight up cash?
you agree that most american cities have been constructed in such a way that demands using a car? that those cities are incredibly hostile to people who donât have a car?
itâs not âanti-carâ culture, itâs anti âcar-culture,â and it sounds like you think it fucking sucks, too.
(why did you spend actual, real life money on this?)
like, even in a developed society thatâs not very dependent on cars, youâre going to need them to some extent. ambulances, fire engines, etc.
but have you ever noticed that - in a massively car-centric society - they have trouble getting around, even with sirens, preference over other cars, etc???
in a society where the vast majority of people get around using free, universal public transit, **the roads are free for the independent vehicles that really need to use them**
Itâs 3 pm. You hear a knock at your door. You open it.
Who would you be more surprised to see?
A Napoleon Bonaparte
A Centaur
You think he was a real human being?
Guess again!
Or again!
Napoleon is a myth made up by big history to sell more history. Wake up, people!
I canât tell if youâre joking or not, but tbh Iâd still be less surprised to see even a fictional person than a centaur
@bunniesandbeheadings I owe you an apology bc I'm so used to Anti-Stratfordians that I can no longer tell when someone's being serious or being hilarious
I canât even be mad. Iâm just happy someone thinks Iâm hilarious lol
Tho I do think Napoleon wasnât real. Heâs a myth! If you donât believe me, check this link. Itâll convince you, I swear.
I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like âyou wouldnât survive back thenâ yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no
congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post