You did not want to be Christlike

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[nacho-salamanca]

this blog contains massive spoilers for season six!

all spoilers will be tagged as ‘bcs spoilers’

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[beaft]

started watching breaking bad and it really blindsided me with how fast everything escalates. i know nothing about the show so i figured we'd see various poignant scenes of Flawed Yet Charismatic Protagonist Walter White fighting to stick to his principles in the face of a greedy and unprincipled system until desperation ultimately forces him into a life of crime. but no. he gets his diagnosis and just immediately starts cooking meth. i have to respect it

[beaft]

the pilot opens with a scene of him in his underwear crashing a burning rv into a cliff while brandishing a gun, so naturally i was like "oh this must be a grim look into the future showing how he's gotten in too deep and everything's spiralled out of control" turns out it's literally his first day on the job. he hasn't even sold any of the meth yet

[garygoldenbignaturals]

THIS IS KILLING ME. HELP

[becomingpart2]

You'd think jesse only had one girlfriend given how much people talk about Jane on here and how little they remember Andrea's existence

[hopelessbrat]

We know why

[charlestrask]

breaking bad + my dark vanessa, kate elizabeth russell

[roaldamundsen]

what if i immediately and irrevocably killed myself and you all had to bear witness

[comment-tube]

[5weekdays]

[prokopetz]

The funny thing about Walter White's "I did it for me, I liked it, I was good at it" confession is that he is, to all visible evidence, disastrously incompetent at literally every part of the job other than the chemical synthesis, and at no point whatsoever is he visibly enjoying himself.

[mpregeminem]

Tony Dalton as Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul | S06E05

[roaldamundsen]

my god I hope the cowards let him come near a dick

[thelaziestmotherfucker]

Malcom in the Middle | | 1.16 Water Park

Bonus + 

[seriousfic]

Heisenberg escapes capture again.

[themadknightuniverse]

Kiss 💞

[grendelsmilf]

everyone’s like “support public school teachers! support small business owners!” but suddenly, when walter white—

[pinkm4ns]

giancarlo esposito & mylène farmer photographed by abel ferrara, 1996

[breakingbaeddel]

psa there is a callout post going around about me claiming all kinds of wild shit and i just want to set the record straight

i did NOT poison a six year old child

i did NOT kidnap my own infant daughter

i did NOT misgender one of my former students and then years later offer to pay for his top surgery if he kept quiet

i did NOT smoke marijuana while still employed as a teacher

i did NOT tweet a "tasteless" 9/11 joke when those two planes collided above albuquerque

i especially DID NOT "indirectly cause" those two planes to collide

the post claiming these things, which i've sadly seen way too many people reblogging and believing, was made by gus fring (@friedchickenkingpin) and posted to one of his burner blogs (@705p07705h3rm4n05)

gus is somebody i used to be very close with. i've loved his restaurants since they first opened, and i loved gus as soon as i met him. what can i say? he's a very charming man! it's sad to me, that a silly little disagreement like ours could be blown so out of proportion. this misinformation he's spreading is just his way of lashing out at me, over something that really shouldn't have been made anybody's business besides his and my own.

anyway please stop reblogging his lies. if you want to support me, check my carrd where you can find a link to donate to my cancer treatment fund.

[kylejsugarman]

it really is so fucking funny that like halfway thru the show, breaking bad was like u dumb fucks really thought that jesse dutifully accepted thousands of dollars from his crusty old high school teacher and bought an RV like he was supposed to in the pilot?? no, he drove away and immediately spent the whole bag on him and his boys at the club. no hesitation. it was only through a series of shenanigans and coincidences that jesse pulled up with an RV. at least we can take solace in the fact that for all the horrible, life-ruining shit walt put jesse through over the course of the show, jesse took walt's literal life-savings and used it to have a wolf of wall street night with his homies

[mpregeminem]

when i start talking about my plans for the day/week i gesticulate like walter white in the im the one who knocks scene

[mpregeminem]

me telling you about how im planning to go to the grocery store first and then buy a new plant for the apartment and the nice meal i'll have before going to bed