she loves me for my twang

gay vegan game designer

[iphigeniacomplex]

if i were as beautiful as swans are i would be attacking people like crazy too

[iphigeniacomplex]

and unprovoked

[burntundertones]

[threedollarsdotcom]

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[carmelcup2]

[ryebreadgf]

how life feels when you don’t give a fuck about love island

[caffeinateddreamersoul]

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[kosmogrl]

[sandmandaddy69]

[giragirameganedan]

[killxbunnyyy]

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[pipshinwhatever]

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]