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unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades
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I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful
if you're not from the us american south, there's some amazing nuances to this you may have missed. i can't really describe all of them, because i've lived here my whole life and a lot of the body language is sort of a native tongue thing. the body language is its own language, and i am not so great at teaching language. i do know i instinctively sucked on my lower teeth at the same time as he did, and when he scratched the side of his face, i was ready to take up fucking arms with him.
but y'all. the way he said "brutus is an honourable man" - each and every time it changed just a little. it was the full condemnation Shakespeare wanted it to be. it started off slightly mock sincere. barely trying to cover the sarcasm. by the end...it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.
christ, he's good.
the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.
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This is amazing
"Brutus is an honorable man" delivered in exactly the same way as "bless your heart."
Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts
how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life
when i say “my last two brain cells”; this is Exactly how i picture them
Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann
Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann
Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor often had to be sent out of the room during rehearsals for Moulin Rouge! because they were giggling too much.
Y’all guess what I saw tonight
Darren Criss - Photoshoots | 2017
darrencriss: Mia and I have had seven and a half years of fun, wacky, wonderful, CRAZY adventures together. And I’m happy to announce that we’re kicking those adventures up a notch. We’re goin for it. To boldly go where neither of us have gone before. Engage. 🚀💍🖖
Episode 4X4: Makeup Sex
me: endgame, right bb?
Spinmybowtie: YES
ENDGAME
MARRIAGE
KIDS
DOG
CAT
MORTGAGE
me: HOMEWORK
: P
Spinmybowtie: WALK-IN CLOSET
me: HEADBOARD
HANDCUFFS
Spinmybowtie: COCK RING
i mean
what
me: COCONUT FLAVORED LUBE
snort
Spinmybowtie: ooohhhhh... tropical role play!
me: UNDER THE SEA
wat?
lol
Spinmybowtie: LOL
me: OOOH BLAINE THE CABANA BOY
Spinmybowtie: bringing a very sexy kurt his little frozen drink with the umbrella
me: oh Kurt can be the captain
Spinmybowtie: "is there anything else i can do for you, sir?"
me: or the high societly fashionista
"yes strip"
"lie on this chaise"
Spinmybowtie: "but, sir, that would be inappropriate"
me: "the customer is always right blaine"
Spinmybowtie: "as you wish"
me: bow-chicka-bow-bow
Spinmybowtie: thank goodness for the extra towels
me: that's what they're there for
ooh and sunscreen
coconut oil
(incidentally i hate coconut)
bronze skin
and kurt's hair in his eyes
pool sex
sauna sex
cabana sex
hot white towel sex
hotel sex
with mirrors
broom closet sex
Spinmybowtie: SAUNA SEX OH GOD THE SLIPPERYNESS IS JUST WONDERFUL
me: bathroom sex
YES
Spinmybowtie: ocean sex
me: beach sex
Spinmybowtie: under the boardwalk sex
me: under the umbrella sex
mmmm sauna sex again
: P
Spinmybowtie: lots of sauna sex
me: UNDER THE BOARDWALK....
Spinmybowtie: OUT OF THE SUUUUNNNN
me: UNDER THE BOARDWALK
Spinmybowtie: THEY'LL BE HAVING SOME FUN
me: UNDER THE BOARDWALK
Spinmybowtie: PEOPLE WALKING ABOOOVEEE
me: UNDER THE BOARDWALK
Spinmybowtie: THEY'LL BE FALLING IN LOVVEEEEEE
me: UNDER THE BOARDWALK
BOARDWALK
Spinmybowtie: ILY SO HARD
me: ILY TOOOOO
oooh and then there can be ice cream sex
and room service
and maybe threesome with hot bellboy
and then more sex
with fruit
and chocolate
Spinmybowtie: hotel shower sex
me: and back to the COCONUT LUBE
Spinmybowtie: hammock sex
me: oooooooh
YES
Spinmybowtie: they should bring a couple spare bottles
just in case
me: sleepy sex
sun-kissed sex
Spinmybowtie: kiss every freckle sex
me: lick all the crevices sex
Spinmybowtie: wash sand out of hair sex
me: in the POOL sex
although.....ouch
but still
kiss the tan lines sex
Spinmybowtie: rub aloe on sunburn sex... careful sex
me: ooooh slippery aloe sex
blowing cool air on neck sex
shoulders
Spinmybowtie: sex in a fort made of sheets
me: ice cube tickling
Spinmybowtie: too soon?
me: for sheet fort?
no way
Spinmybowtie: yeah
me: go for it
Spinmybowtie: ok good
SHEET FORT SEX
me: SHEET FORT SEX
MORE SLEEPY SEX
Spinmybowtie: balcony sex
me: SUPER HOT HEAVY SWEATY SEX
oooh silent balcony sex?
Spinmybowtie: YES
OMG YES
me: GUH
TABLE SEX
Spinmybowtie: shove the complimentary tray of chocolates off the desk sex
me: and the bible?
: P
Spinmybowtie: LMAO
me: ok, back to DO NOT DISTURB SEX
Spinmybowtie: NO HOUSEKEEPING SEX
hotel hot tub sex
me: ARE YOU OK IN THERE SEX
BATHROOM WHIRLPOOL SEX
Spinmybowtie: SIR DO YOU NEED A MEDIC SEX
me: EXCUSE ME HELLO? I WANT TO HAVE THE SEX ROOM 312 IS HAVING
Spinmybowtie: CAN I HAVE SEX WITH THE GUYS IN 312?
me: SORRY SIR THEY WONT LET US IN
HAVE THIS COMPLIMENTARY PEEPHOLE
Spinmybowtie: "BARRICADE THE DOOR BLAINE" SEX
me: NO KURT DONT YOU THINK NOW IS THE TIME TO BE ADVENTUROUS SEX
Spinmybowtie: A TOUCH OF THE FINGERTIPS SEX
YOU MOVE ME...ACROSS THE ROOM SEX
me: EXCUSE ME IM NEW HERE SEX
MUTUAL MASTURBATION SEX
CAN WE OPEN A WINDOW SEX
Spinmybowtie: BECAUSE OF THE LAYERS SEX
me: RIP EACH OTHERS CLOTHES OFF SEX
JAUNTY CAP SEX
Spinmybowtie: SUMMER SCARF SEX
me: LIMA BEAN AFTER HOURS SEX
MY LOVE IS YOUR LOVE SEX
PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME JACK SEX
wat?
er
Spinmybowtie: LOL
this is probably the best post-break up conversation i have had yet
Rest In Peace, Khadija Saye
The Actual Dialogue
@Almaharel: These women never met till today and practiced this song online. Show them some love. #Icantkeepquiet #WomensMarch #WomensMarchOnWashington
So AMAZING!!!!!!! They need to be heard!!!!!
P.S. Credit to MILCK and Alma Har'el and all the singers
this is the most anticlimactic video i’ve ever seen
