The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules

Nᴜᴍʙᴇʀ 15: SEWER RATS. Wʜᴇɴ I ᴡᴀs ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴏʏ, I sᴀᴡ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ ᴏғ SEWER RATS, ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀᴀɪɴ, ʙᴇsɪᴅᴇ ᴍʏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. I ᴅɪᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀɴʏ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴏʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅᴏ, ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇɢᴀɴ ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ SEWER RATS, ғᴜʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ. Mʏ ᴍᴇᴇ-ᴍᴀᴡ, sᴀᴡ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ, ᴄʀᴜɴᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ ᴍᴀɢɴɪғɪᴄᴇɴᴛ SEWER RATS. Sʜᴇ ᴇxᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇᴅ «¡Oʜ! ¡Dɪᴏs ᴍɪᴏ! ¡Mᴇ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ʙᴏʏ! ¡Hᴇ's ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ SEWER RATS, RATS ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ SEWER.» I ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ, ғᴏʀ I ᴡᴀs ғᴀʀ ᴛᴏᴏ ʙᴜsʏ, ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ ᴏғ SEWER RATS.

[cglooksatthings]

the sweetest dreams

[weredragon-broodmother]

girls is bugs

[epicsause-official]

it really is kafkaesque

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

distressing yet poetic that the Door to Hell is located in a country with one of the most restrictive visa policies in the world. imagine a magic portal to a kickass demonic dimension opened, but you had to cross the world, evade the border guards, and break into a whole ass country just to access it. now THAT is a QUEST.

anyway gimme a story about a demon trying to get home to hell but she keeps getting foiled by immigration control

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh, the Door To Hell aka the Darvaza gas crater is a real place in Turkmenistan fyi. yes that really is its colloquial name. for uh, self-evident reasons:

it's a natural gas crater formed by a collapsed cavern. it's been burning for over 50 years!

[nadikarosutodraws88]

Gaud you forgot the best part which is that the dictator of Turkmenistan did donuts next to it to prove he was alive

I mean shit, dude's living it up you gotta give him that

[swagophile]

cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing

[swagophile]

She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)

[swagophile]

Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox

[darkerthandarknesstyle93]

my light yagami quotebot on twitter very conveniently posted this a couple of hours after charlie kirk got domed and i havent stopped laughing since

[pyxehastoomanyinterests]

[34521509436720948and2]

directly aping one of my favorite screenshots ever

full strip under the cut:

[ducks-unlimited]

[feralratbitesu]

IM TRYING

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[pincushionsoup]

lava lamp adjacent woman

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[elasticitymudflap]

Visit Original Link

u.nhnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhg ghhhhh miku baaallll

HUYUUU

Vocal Bouce.

Vocal Bouce.

[corruptionasart]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

“I like it!”

[ratmayor]

I do say these absolute nutcase 162 SpongeBob comics are quite humorous!!

og under cut

[nofoofnocry]

girlie hobbies

[lunarin64art]

Why did no one tell me that Ataru is the OG tsundere? smh...