Dick, over the phone: Alfred quick! How do you make cinnamon rolls and can it be done in 28.5 minutes?
Alfred, on speaker: Hello, Master Dick, oh yes I'm fine, how are you today?
Dick: Alfred please! I don't have time for your sarcasm!
Alfred: I can message you a recipe, though for Mister Danny's health I fear what you need it for. And no, 28.5 minutes is not enough time to make proper cinnamon rolls.
Jason: Why do you need cinnamon rolls in 28.5 minutes?
Dick: Ugh, Danny made cinnamon on Monday, he just texted me asking if there was any left because he had a bad day and could really use a cinnamon roll, but I litterally had just finished eating the last roll when he texted me!
Bruce: Go to the store and buy him one if you're that worried.
Alfred, Dick, and Jason: *gasps*
Alfred: If you believe a store bought cinnamon roll equates to a homemade one, then I raised you wrong.
Dick: Not to mention that Danny will kill me if I brought store bought junk food into this appartment!
Jason: Are you trying to get Dick killed?
Bruce: Its just a cinnamon roll.
Alfred, Dick, and Jason: *louder gasps*
Alfred: Where did I go wrong?
Dick: Just a cinnamon roll? Have you tasted Danny's cinnamon rolls? Of course not or else you wouldn't say that.
Bruce: Actually I've never even met Danny, you just talk about him. A lot.
Alfred: Master Dick, I'm afraid I need to go, I need to have a word with Master Bruce.
Jason: Don't worry, I'll film it for you.
Dick: Serves him right! . . . Wait what about my cinnamon roll dilemma?!