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Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.
Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”
i threw a rat at a god
answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation
scam caller: hello, how are you today?
me: great!
scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.
me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though
scam caller: what?
me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?
scam caller:
me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?
scam caller:
me: I was just wondering, is all
scam caller: why did you answer?
me:
me: what?
scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?
me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.
scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.
me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal
scam caller: my goal?
me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.
scam caller: well, can I scam you?
me:
me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
me, baffled: sure, you can try
scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer
me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.
scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.
me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.
scam caller: You answered today.
me: …touché?
scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.
Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K
The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...
her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again
so i sent this email/“essay” to cards against humanity and uh
i didn’t expect to get this far
Lmao, this is amazing
the big mistake with live-action zelda would be to give it a generic medieval aesthetic. zelda is the series where the ancient goddesses build meso-american tron temples, I don't want to see mucky scottish castles and jousting
but zelda is a the epitome of generic medieval aesthetic?
are you shitting me
Whoever plays Zelda for the “epitome of medieval” aesthetic is playing the wrong game.
that “I wanna fuck that guys dead wife too” reddit post is one of the funniest interactions the Internet has ever seen
Roll for charisma to see if you can interact with this post.
You interact with the post but all eyes are on you now. You have a gut nervous feeling but manage to say the first thing in your mind.
Sparkling water is just Angry Water
Roll for intelligence.
People agree but throw rocks at you for saying it.
a man who can make a knife out of anything
Kiwami Japan
How the fuck
Smithing 100
You know the main problem with the “live action” Lion King? Why it looks so lifeless?
The hyper realistic style is actually limiting the animators, rather than freeing them. The style makes it much harder to have memorable character designs and good expressions. Real lions don’t need to do things like emote in a way that humans can understand – but characters in a film do. The original movie was more cartoony not due to animation limitations of the time, but because that style genuinely serves the story better.
To show you what I mean, compare these two shots of Simba, from right after Scar says “run away and never return.”
Here is a clear reaction, with a strong beat for us to connect with before the character makes a decision. Even without any dialogue, even without any context, you can understand the emotion there just by the expression and the mannerisms. Is it realistic? No! He’s bright yellow and has eyebrows. But do we empathize with him? Yes!
Meanwhile, here is… a lion. Turning and running. No expression, no beats, no character moments, nothing. He actually can’t express himself because the animators are locked into the realistic style. If they tried to animate a strong expression as warranted for the scene, it would look terrible. Is it realistic? Hell yeah! Look at those textures! Look at that fur! But do we empathize with him? …nah. Not really.
To conclude: when you’re retelling Hamlet with a bunch of animated lions, cartoonish-ness is your friend, not your enemy.
no hate for u specifically op, b/c ur far from the first person I’ve seen making this argument, but I’m getting sick of ppl failing to grasp that realism isn’t the failure here
one of the most beautiful movies I’ve ever seen– and easily one of the most realistic in terms of CGI animals– is Guardians of Ga’hoole
now I’m not gonna get into how the movie was adapted or how certain changes may or may not have affected the story/characters, I’m only talking aesthetic and style here
and y’know what this highly realistic style does?
it delivers scenes like this
realism doesn’t just make this scene look real– it punches you in the goddamn gut with the color, framing, and intense zoom-in
and what about the characters? do they show any real emotion?
look at these expressions– these microexpressions! I bet you can easily name every expression here w/o even knowing the context of the scenes! and the realism is absolutely critical here– from the slight pulse of contracting pupils, to a twitch of the cheek. realism shines best in the subtle details
the people animating Ga’hoole clearly had a clear, vibrant vision which they were passionate to deliver. they knew how to bend light and color to grip the audience, they knew how to map gorgeous landscapes and feathered bodies alike, and most importantly they knew where to emphasize owl body language vs. where to emphasize anthropomorphic body language
realism isn’t failing these stories– Disney is
Disney doesn’t fucking care about these stories. if they did, then we’d be getting more Ga’hoole-esque realism– it’s not like they don’t have the budget for it compared to other studios. they rly don’t have any excuse beyond apathy, b/c ppl are gonna shill out to see any movie Disney’s name is attached to, no matter how shit
I have a great respect for both cartoony and realistic styles, and I’m tired of ppl blaming the tool instead of the person wielding it
AMEN!!! Its not realism, its lack of care!
DnD map commissions
I don’t post that much here, but now I think it’s time for one post.
My household financial situation is super bad right now, and I wanted to try something out. Really needing a bit money so my boyfriend doesn’t have to pay everything, food and bills etc.
So.
I’ve been thinking to start doing Dungeons and Dragons maps for players, with small price. Depending on a size of that map ofc. Every map can be done in many different styles, I’ve made one example of a dungeon map.
Everything can be modified as customer wants. Prices in dungeons are around 5-10€.
And world maps are around 10-15€. These can be modified too, how ever customer wants.
I’m gonna scan every map that I make, these are just quick photos taken with my phone. If you live in Finland, I can send map to you via mail.
You can contact me here, on Tumblr or send an email to: [email protected]
You can pay these with Paypal or Mobilepay.
Feel free to ask about maps or what ever comes to your mind. Thanks for reading this.
Hausu (1977) Dir. Nobuhiko Obayashi
Common Cat Breeds
American Shorthair
Siamese
Vampire
Gingerbread Loaf
Literal Cloud
Attempted Murder
Dark Matter
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cuphead
I got proofs that my cat knows how to play fetch
Magikarp’s hidden talent.
BLESSED POST
There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs
This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose
I’m not ready to be a single mom
I know shit about reptiles
I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth
Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer
Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care
I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?
70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??
You a mom now
Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”
I’m gonna fistfight nature
@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow
I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??
I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out
YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA
DAMN IT SHARRON
First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this
Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??
UPDATE
SHES BACK
NEVERMIND
ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE
That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me
Call this one Susan
You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit
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Disney Fathers
A father loves you
He teaches you about the world
He loves spending time with you
He loves to make you smile and laugh
And being your father makes him smile
He watches over you
He is always ready to protect you
And he will fight to keep you safe
He gives you advice when you need it
And is there for you when you’re sad
He helps you find out who you are
And he learns from you as well
He supports you and your dreams
Even when no one else does
He wants you to achieve your goals and fly
And he is proud when you succeed
No matter how far you go, he’ll be there when you return
No matter how long you were gone
He will always miss you
He prepares you for the world as best he can
And lets you go explore it
No matter what, he will always love you
The one that raised you might not have been a true father
But somewhere in the world you will find a father
Your father might be a brother
Or a teacher
Or a stepdad
Or a friend
But they will be there for you
And they will love you
And support you
And you will find them
Because everyone has a father somewhere
