I shouldn't be here

fuck my labels I'm queer they/them you're here so go ahead and follow me I guess um basically I'm a chaotic mess

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[slydilustrous]

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

[hockeylvr42]

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

[edeneye30]

I T S T I M E

[scruffymcwhiskers-blog]

ITS TIME

[flynn-science]

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

[aesthetjic]

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

[ultxmately]

[je56-deactivated20180822]

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

[aquilacalvitium]

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

[aceofspades-lena]

it’s time.

[rainbowsylvie]

Time

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

[interstitiallacunae]

>??>?>??

[that-one-nerdling]

CREPPY

[primus3510]

It’s MARCH!!!

[sweet-hibiscus-tea-art-deactiva]

MARCH 2020 BOISSSS

[severalcowboyhats]

HELL YES

[phuccing-phissh]

TIS TIME

[lilachexe]

it’s okay to be a witch and worship Greek deities

it’s okay to be a witch and worship Roman deities

its okay to be a witch and worship Egyptian deities

it’s okay to be a witch and worship Irish deities

it’s okay to be a witch and worship Scottish deities

it’s okay to be a witch and worship God

it’s okay to be a Buddhist witch

it’s okay to be a witch and worship Allah

it’s okay to be a witch and be unsure of what deity you want to worship

it’s okay to be a witch and not worship any deity

what’s NOT OKAY is judging a fellow witch for their beliefs. everyone believes in different deities (or none at all) and that is 100% okay!!!

[lilachexe]

i hate that this post is still going around and all of the negative feedback it’s received.

i was 16 when i put this out and all i wanted was to spread a positive message. there’s so much negativity and backlash in the replies and it honestly breaks my heart.

so, allow me to reword this now, as an adult, with less words:

NO MATTER YOUR BELIEF SYSTEM, IF YOU PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT, YOU’RE A VALID WITCH.

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

sorry i tried to use you as an antidepressant

[chasing-your-nightmares]

my parents told me that if I didn't loose weight, no one would find me attractive. REBLOG if you find bigger girls/guys attractive.

help me prove my point :(

[thatfunkyopossum]

friendly reminder that my blog is a Pedophile/MAP HOSTILE space. If you have an interest in minors beyond nurturing their personal growth and being the best adult you can be for them, Please Rot.

[crispyjenkins]

wait no i’m not done yet.

if you see me reblogging/interacting with a pedophile/map PLEASE let me know, i will remove everything and block/report them. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

instead of the shitty live action cash grabs disney SHOULD have just re-animated all those absolutely wild direct-to-video sequels they did back at the turn of the century. 

like am i the only one who remembers when Aladdin’s dad was the head of a mafia and gate crashed his own son’s wedding?  

or the time Pocahontas went to england and had to deal with the insanity of wealthy racist colonialists (and with 17th century western underwear, and incited a wee bit of rebellion & a prison escape whilst there)

and that time Ariel had a daughter who inherited her mother’s terrible negotiation skills

or how we got a Lion King II with the return of our old favorite characters plus some very good all-new ones

or the movie equivalents of the tried-and-true fanfic trope of characters just plain having flashbacks about fun stuff that wasn’t in the original canon

also the ugly step sister had a redemption arc, Timon and Pumbaa and Buzz Lightyear and Kronk got their own movies, everyone went back to Atlantis, we met Stitch’s siblings, Jafar returned the dirty old fuck, and Quasimodo fell in love

these movies were FUN and made on tight budgets and are PERFECT for re-adapting, and instead we got the Cats version of the lion king, disney what the FUCK

[sailorcuba]

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

[arborealgargoyle]

like, that is a very unspecific response I still have no idea what you want but I applaud how adorably you meowed all the same, well done

[arborealgargoyle]

This post led me to reminisce on the nature of cat’s meowing, and I have a funny story

I befriended a feral cat once who had spent her life in the forest without human interaction. I was worried about her because she had a paw damaged from an old injury and was emaciated but obviously nursing kittens that were hidden away somewhere. It took me weeks of putting out food and sitting across the yard every evening for her to trust me even a little and when she decided we were friends and she expected dinner every night she started coming to my door and trying to call for me in the evening, but she didn’t meow. Why would she? Cats only meow naturally as kittens when their vocal chords/ears aren’t fully developed, adult cats communicate with vocalizations that aren’t audible to humans. She probably tried making noises I couldn’t hear to call me but ended up sticking to the one I always responded to- a horrible yowling growl that she had made at me when we first encountered each other in the forest. Except once we were friends she would make this noise while purring and rubbing affectionately against a nearby tree or the porch railing (because she didn’t want to touch me yet). This understandably freaked my family members out but I was touched that she had taken the time to find a way to basically yell FUCK OFF in an affectionate way.

Fast forward to when she finally trusts me enough to bring her hidden kittens out of the forest to me, long story short I gained their trust and put them in this big pen, that I had previously used to keep chickens in, so they’d be safe and to keep her from having another litter. Except she was already secretly pregnant again! (Fix your pets, guys, they make SO many babies) and ended up having her new babies in this pen. I kept my distance, sitting on the outside once they were born until she seemed comfortable enough to let me come inside. The kittens were a bit wild, hissing viscously at me as soon as they opened their eyes, but they warmed up to me. There were four of them and soon they all wanted to be the center of attention during the twice daily play sessions. I’d be playing with one and another would meow insistently behind me and I’d immediately answer them and give them love, teaching them that humans could be friends that answer their needs- making them adoptable once they were weaned. Mama cat (Artie) would just watch me play with them, and I guess she was doing some thinking because one day when they were about a month old I was playing with them and one meowed behind me. I was confused because I hadn’t realized there was a kitten behind me and when I turned, there wasn’t. The only cat there was Artie looking at me really intensely. I turned back around to the kittens and I heard the meow again, I turned back to Artie and responded in the way I always did with the kittens “yes baby?” And she meowed again in an exact imitation of her kittens! After that she would.not.shut.up. It was like she had cracked some kind of code, meowing for attention and snacks and just to say hi. Her two older kittens, the ones she’d had in the forest, had never meowed at me either but started to once they saw how I responded to their mom. and I find it endlessly fascinating because before that it had never occurred to me that cats only meow at humans because they were taught by other cats to keep meowing past kittenhood because that’s the best way to get a human’s attention.

Imagine befriending some weird giant with the wrong number of legs that you met in the forest who seems nice enough but doesn’t seem to be able to hear you, until your friend explains that all they can understand is fuck off! And I’m a baby give me love!

[that-twink-over-there]

[kaprika]

[pingo1387]

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

he really is too, you do not know one damn thing abt how the dinosaurs interact with each other in the land before time world and then this dude comes in and immediately establishes that slurs are real and he intends to use them

[chibiwhitemage]

This post went in sd o many directions

[aromoji]

How many times we gotta tell yall it's {noun} of color not POC {noun}

[aromoji]

Yes this is ok for white people to rb

[aromoji]

Anyways unlearning incorrect terminology is not easy but it’s not an excuse not to try or to tell poc it’s not that deep if you’re an ally.

[turbulent-alien]

So like

Doctor of color

Not

Person of color doctor

Genuinely asking cause my reading comprehension is shit

[aromoji]

Yes!

For example, if you have a woman of color who is also an actress, you’d call her an actress of color, not a WOC actress or a POC actress!

[shutyourmoustache]

So now there’s a Wall of Moms, Wall of Dads, and Wall of Vets. The allyship is real in Portland. ✊🏽

[robotsandfrippary]

As a note- Hanging the flag upside isn’t disrespectful if that’s what you’re thinking.  Hanging the flag upside down means DISTRESS. It is an SOS.

[saturnsocoolioyep]

This is SUCH an important point. "Just doing their jobs" is not an excuse for war crimes. It wasn't in 1941, and it isn't now.

[mordinette]

^^Especially if you do it with such brutality.

[cowpokeprose]

When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

[ravens-play-exy-too]

[reillymouse]

fun funeral facts

embalming, the process of chemically preserving a corpse, is typically not required by law. unless you need to transport the body long-distance or postpone the burial, it’s 100% a vanity thing.

a body still rots in air-tight conditions. so “protective” or “sealed” caskets are basically a scam, and anything fancy like metal is a waste of money.

want a beautiful casket for a viewing, but think burning or burying an expensive piece of hardwood is a waste of money and trees? rentals exist.

you don’t need a coffin for cremation. the minimum requirement is that the body be in a “cremation container,” which is a simple cardboard box.

home funerals are an option. you don’t need to hand the body over to a funeral home, and you can keep their involvement to a minimum.

natural burial sites exist. you can have your unembalmed body straight up thrown in the dirt to be tree food, if you want.

there are a lot of funeral homes that will prey on your ignorance and vulnerability in order to get as much money out of you as possible. they may imply optional certain services are legally mandatory, steer you away from cheaper options, charge additional costs for what’s supposed to be all-inclusive services, etc.

one person’s death is another person’s profit. know your rights, do your research, and apply the same scrutiny you would to any other business.

[absolutelybatty]

For those of you interested, the youtube channel Ask A Mortician does a lot of videos on taboo death subjects, answers questions and is a huge advocate for natural burials and being present during the actual funeral process so you don’t get taken advantage of by the funeral industry. She’s one of my favourite youtubers and I highly recommend her videos.

[sleepingpigeon]

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.

[oodlenoodleroodle]

And it’s also terrifying! Like it’s the kind of vulnerability you can’t do while being all cool and in control of things, you have to like open up the really awkward, ugly inner part of yourself and hope that the other person is still into you. 

Like you have to actually say - with words coming out of your mouth or hands or whatever way you use to directly communicate in person - what you would like from the other person! You have to say stuff like “hey the thing you did made me feel some ways and we have to address this like adults” and hope that the other person says “I see, yes I also think we should address this like adults” (instead of “no I didn’t” or “you’re overreacting” or other shut-down-ing shit that ruins lives). 

[picturesimlivinthru]

Worth the read my oh my

[thegreenpea]

[kristina100000]

gently pressing your head against your lover’s back while they cut vegetables, your lover sitting on the kitchen counter while you talk about your day at work and wait for the water to boil, giving them little pecks while they stir the vegetables, eating the food together, washing the dishes together… you know what i mean

[etherealfaeri]

whatever this is called, it’s my love language

[whitepeopletwitter]

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[calystarose]

Because treating people fairly often means treating them differently.

[aloneindarknes7]

This is something that I teach my students during the first week of school and they understand it. Eight year olds can understand this and all it costs is a box of band-aids.

I have each students pretend they got hurt and need a band-aid. Children love band-aids. I ask the first one where they are hurt. If he says his finger, I put the band-aid on his finger. Then I ask the second one where they are hurt. No matter what that child says, I put the band-aid on their finger exactly like the first child. I keep doing that through the whole class. No matter where they say their pretend injury is, I do the same thing I did with the first one.

After they all have band-aids in the same spot, I ask if that actually helped any of them other than the first child. I say, “Well, I helped all of you the same! You all have one band-aid!” And they’ll try to get me to understand that they were hurt somewhere else. I act like I’m just now understanding it. Then I explain, “There might be moments this year where some of you get different things because you need them differently, just like you needed a band-aid in a different spot.” 

If at any time any of my students ask why one student has a different assignment, or gets taken out of the class for a subject, or gets another teacher to come in and help them throughout the year, I remind my students of the band-aids they got at the start of the school year and they stop complaining. That’s why eight year olds can understand equity. 

[momo-de-avis]

I remember reading somewhere once “we should be speaking of equity instead of equality” and that is a principle that applies here me thinks

[whitepeopletwitter]