Fuzzy Things

31, They/He | Queer AF | Asks/Messages are welcome! | Twitter: @Fuzzymarf

[canisalbus]

✦ Trick or treat ✦

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[sonlosgatosespaciales]

[soft--dogs]

very frustrating as a human i can't violently shake all the water off my body after taking a shower like a dog :C

[soft--dogs]

is this too much to ask for

[recuperationdisliker]

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

[brightlotusmoon]

[loufofbread]

kitten

[carfuckerlynch]

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

[killerqueenmp3]

poor financial decisions manifesto:

clothes are forever,

old man musicians are not alive forever,

pastry is momentary but moments are meant to be treasured,

cawfee.

[angel-derangement]

he's just vibing

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[prokopetz]

Recipe: spice (optional)

Me: Now, see, what we have here is a disagreement regarding the purpose of this undertaking.

[dukeofriven]

You can show your dish a photograph of black pepper if you really want to kick the flavour up a notch.

[prokopetz]

Standing over the pan, brow furrowed with the memory of garlic.

[hurricaneforcefan]

plato's allegory of the clove

[roguetoo]

https://www.instagram.com/natalie.3dblah/

[charlesoberonn]

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

[moonimbued]

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

[charlesoberonn]

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

[acatdisguisedasahuman]

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

[charlesoberonn]

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

[cynicallyaestetic]

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

[charlesoberonn]

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

[anjing-jam]

This one

[charlesoberonn]

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

[sar-kalu]

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

[charlesoberonn]

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

[sunw00d]

the gift of friendship :)

[charlesoberonn]

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

[valentineish]

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

[charlesoberonn]

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

[frescopino]

Seasar salad

[charlesoberonn]

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

What about that sword in the first panel?

[charlesoberonn]

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

[bumblequinn]

cunty road, take me home

to the gays that i love

[bumblequinn]

[4hz]

it's so annoying when people talk about weed like it's a psychedelic you aren't having any kind of breakthrough on it you're just dumb temporarily. weed is for being a dog and eating 40 mcnuggets. or doing anal

[10001gecs]

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

[mas0nalexander]

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

[10001gecs]

[tuna-core]

I'm just gonna start calling every man "good boy" and see which ones start buckling at the knees