Nails & Noms

Just a girl, her polish, and some delicious noms.

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Most spoiled. #mycatchauncey #yukonchadnelius

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"Eyes bright. Chins up. Smiles ON." Re-watching The Hunger Games: Catching Fire before I go see Mockingjay: Part 1 later on this afternoon! #catchingfire #thehungergames

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New Blog Post: R29 + Rescue Beauty Lounge Collection Swatches and Review on Nails and Noms!

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So this game is terrifying. Shinji Mikami did not disappoint with The Evil Within. I'm watching Chad play and panic flailing on the couch next to him, haha! #TheEvilWithin #ShinjiMikami #Bethesda #PS4 #NeverEnoughMatches

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This zombie traveled all the way from Ann Arbor to be taken down. 💗 #michonne #twd #thewalkingdead

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Michonne and Rick Grimes are in the house. #twd #thewalkingdead #michonne #rickgrimes #halloween

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Did a trial run with my Michonne Halloween costume. I think it turned out pretty damn good!! Just a few more days until festivities begin. ^_^ #halloween #twd #thewalkingdead #michonne

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100% THIS and nothing else. I'm so tired of the "real woman has this/that/the other" campaigns that still exclude or make various body types feel ashamed. Do you. Don't subscribe to what a shitty meme on FB/Tumblr/Pinterest/etc tells you how a "real" (as opposed to fake??) woman should be. And now back to my regularly scheduled program of cat pics and horror flicks. ;)

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Tis the season for all my festive nylon. #blackmilkclothing

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Now it's time for one that I haven't watched in ages: Stephen King's Rose Red. I remember watching this miniseries as it aired and being absolutely terrified, hahah! #RoseRed #StephenKing #miniseries #horror #ghosts #hauntings

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I have an allergy too, I’m allergic to unsafe sex practices.

If any sex partner says they have a latex allergy or sensitivity and refuses to wear a condom as a result, call bullshit and pull out polyurethane, polyisoprene or nitrile condoms. My husband has a latex sensitivity and he highly recommends Lifestyles SKYN polysioprene condoms for comfort and good body heat transfer. Also the female/internal condom FC2 (which is made from nitrile) is a great option not only for latex allergies but also for a more natural feel.

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This post is everything. Learn it, live it, love it.

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You… you are my hero.

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My new hobby (responding to rude OKC messages with stereotypically ‘clingy girl’ responses) is backfiring, guys. Every fucking guy has responded favorably to my preposterous, haiku-filled messages back.

I understand the drive to get your penis touched is a very real one, but this is just absurd. Let us all remember moments like these next time we hear dudes whining that ‘bitches are crazy!!!!!!!’

Like, I’m not even sure how far I should follow these shenanigans through. Because I’m pretty horrified that anyone would respond favorably to this nonsense. Even once.

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Still obsessed with this song.

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Jared Leto?  Is that *all* you?

During a 30 Seconds To Mars concert, Jared grabbed his Gladiator in a defiant show worthy of a 300 sequel. (300 Inches, maybe.)

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If this is another Idris Elba “that’s just a mic wire” situation I might jump off a cliff because you KNOW how I feel about homeless looking white men with beautiful hair.  

Is that all him?  I know I must know somebody who at LEAST knows somebody who has slept with Jared Leto and can confirm or deny.  

Is that all him?  Y’all know I’m trying to be a bottom by 2015 and this might be the inspiration I need to really become an overachiever.

Is that all him?  I’m the last reasonably cool person with taste who still listens to 30 Seconds to Mars semi-regularly because it just keeps me that much closer to Jesus Jared Leto.

Is that all him?  I’m not breathing correctly.

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I just love them so much. So so much. Forever and always one of my favorite bands. <3

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Schwing!!! My mom and I used to watch this movie on repeat when I was a kid. You better believe I head banged along with them during Bohemian Rhapsody during the car scene. ^_^ #waynesworld #partyon #fave90smovies