Vex! 👁👁 They/them

Literally I’m just vibing, children’s cartoons are the only thing that I have Guys this is me from the future 🧍, I don’t watch children’s shows anymore 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[endlessnightarts]

[kabozoo]

thought about this in my chem class

[psychotrenny]

The Fujoshi hypnotist has a suggestion for ending the "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

[sleepless-sleep]

Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this

[marisol-000]

INCREDIBLY bold of Jax to claim to be the funny one when this happened in the exact same episode

[naiveporridge]

I am thoroughly disappointed that I haven’t found any smut including Link’s new arm.

[agent0tter-deactivated20241109]

Just made it to Hateno. Went to check on my house. Turns out Link and Zelda are living there together? Or he gave it to her? Ppl in the village are calling it Zelda's house. Either way there's only one bed

[radiosummons]

Very kind of Nintendo to make sure Link's new arm came with some bomb ass acrylics.

[starplatinumnun]

cannot believe that this is how we found out that zelda's 10x great-grandma had freaknasty alien sex

[cherry-chaos-cola]

If he's 'your' fiance why is there a giant statue of me riding him in the middle of the town square 🤨

[skiplo-wave]

Ganon thought he won but it’s all evil fun and games until the twink brings out the nukes

[owldude]

[lovely-english-rose]

we're almost there!!

[alllthestops]

See you soon!

[beedle-ofthewild]

today one of my favorite sweet 3rd graders that i work with said "I'm very excited for tomorrow. Do you want to know why?" and knowing him, i went out on a limb and said "Is it because of the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom release date? 👀"

and i cannot overemphasize how brightly this lovely kid's face lit up as he asked how I knew that and i told him i had it preordered myself and was super excited for it too :') 💕☀️

[rainbows-and-moonbeams]