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i probably should be asleep right now. | all pronouns are fine, but I prefer she/they! | Finnish | minor | neurodivergent

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[gokusclit]

What kind of battles r u guys fighting im so fucking scared rn thank god im a lesbian like actually thank jesus

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[falafels]

fighting for my fucking life in the work gc because nobody else has curly hair. freaky ted why have you done this to me.

and that marg was good because my boss made a comment i didn’t care for on the monday of that week so i overserved everybody by at least a shot to haemorrhage stock. there was no skill involved i out enough tequila in that to end Your bloodline freaky ted

[redpandarascal]

Freaky Ted is living up to his name.

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[bogleech]

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

[sunshine-tattoo]

Could not leave this in the tags <3

[isda-bata]

She’d rather die than be separated from her friends. I trust you Susie deltarune. Hopecore

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[softwaring]

lmfaoooo wtf

[discovampyr]

its raining again and 15 celcius 😣 at least we dont have a heatwave .... kim kitsuragi

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[hydrocities-left]

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

[hydrocities-left]

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

[jajokremm]

DAMN DETECTIVE U LIVE LIKE ZIS?

I hope you like it ❤️❤️❤️

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

god it's hard to tell because of the lighting here, but her expression when she thanks Kris for walking her home is so loving it hurts.

I don't want to hear a single thing about how she's replacing or abandoning Kris, you look at her face and tell me she has any intention of ever doing that.