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Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?
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really good thing about eartha kitt I wanna be evil is how easy it is to invent new verses. I wanna be evil. I wanna throw cats. I wanna be evil. I wanna wear hats
I WANNA BE EVIL
I WANNA PASS NOTES
I WANNA BE EVIL
I WANNA BREED STOATS
however truly nothing any of us can come up with can possibly compare to "I wanna be evil/I wanna tell lies/I wanna be evil/I wanna hurt flies"
see also: "and in the theater, I want to change my seat / just so I can step on everybody's feet"
YES I LOVE THAT LINE
I didn't know about this until today and it's incredible.
mandatory: everyone watch this immediately
it's actually SO crazy that quark and odo have been playing homoerotic psychosexual cop and robber hornygames through THREE regime changes on deep space nine. when u takeover that space station in that corner of the galaxy the unpleasant and offputting gay couple STAYS on.
Representation matters.
Happy Star Trek Day!
I was at DragonCon one year when Avery Brooks was on a panel, and a Black dude stood up and talked about how the year DS9 came on, he became the sole custodial guardian of his small son, and he was *terrified* and felt helpless, because he hadn’t really had a father himself, and he didn’t really know any Black fathers he particularly wanted to emulate, and no Black single fathers at all. He talked about how every week he’d put his kid to bed and sit down and watch Deep Space Nine, and think to himself, “Okay, this, I want us to be this kind of father and son,” and how, silly as it might sound, the idea that Ben could be there for Jake, all the time, successfully, and earn his admiration and trust, was the only source he really had of inspiration, the only voice that was telling him he could handle this job.
I swear to fuck there was a whole auditorium of people in tears by the time he was done, including both him and Brooks. It was one of the most beautiful moments I ever saw about the sometimes bloodless-sounding term “representation,” and about fandom in general, and I will never forget it.
[Image description: Twitter thread by Pete Souza Petty (@KendraJames_) that reads as follows:
It’s #StarTrekDay, and I can’t begin to express how much Sisko and DS9 meant to me as a kid. Not gonna try, I’ll just repeat my fave story.
I got into basically every college I applied to, and when it came down to it I was choosing between Oberlin, Pitzer, and I think Occidental.
I was leaning heavily on Pitzer, which seemed like Oberlin with better weather. My parents didn’t want me to go to LA.
(caps) (LOL joke’s on them on Tuesday when I move there anyway, ain’t it?)
Anyway (end caps).
I was scrolling Wikipedia in my dorm room one night trying to look for facts that would convince them to let me go to Pitzer.
I got to the Oberlin page, basically looking for dirt, and scrolled down to the “famous alumni” section and saw Avery Brooks’ name.
I think it was like 10min later I called my parents and said “I’ll be okay with going to Oberlin, Sisko went there, write the check pls.”
My logic was that, as a famous alum, he’d probably come back and maybe l’d get to meet him.
And my logic panned out– Avery Brooks came back twice. Once to do Death of a Salesman. It was amazing.
He worked with the AfAm Studies and Theatre departments, and came back a second time to give a lecture during my senior year.
I met him the first time and cried (A lot) while trying to explain what he and Sisko meant to me.
He said, “I know. This is why I did it– so *you* could watch it.” Then I cried some more.
My favourite Avery Brooks quote is from one of his Oberlin talks: “Brown children must be able to participate in contemporary mythology.” End description.]
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One day me and @theonlybreeze will do this and we will both become one with the lyra 👯♀️
happy valentine’s day from ME, ncc-1701-uss-enterprise! here are some shitty valentine’s cards i made. use them as you please
Happy Valentine’s Day to @theonlybreeze for being the nerdiest Tumblr girlfriend 🥰😍
joining tumblr for the first time now is like in movies when the city kid goes to the small small small town and someone there is like “we ain’t got nona that weefee or whatever but we’s got Jimbo who yells the news and that’s good enough” and points to Jimbo who is currently asleep on his rocker
Except for us it’s like “we ain’t got no al-go-rithm but we do have haiku-bot and that one destiel screengrab that tells us the news and that’s good enough”
"average star trek fan posts about lizard sex all year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average star trek fan posts about lizard sex once a year. ds9 fans, who live in caves & posts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
hey guys. what was this
Well according to my housemate, whom I showed this to with no context: "The guy with the eye-patch is definitely gayer, the other one is somewhat aroused but he's very repressed."
I told my housemate that this was Julian's holoprogram.... "Yeah, he's definitely repressed then."
Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
Hotel Transylvania
im sorry the what
this one
the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one
which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture
So the timeline is
- I am lesbo
- I'm stuff
- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion
- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis
as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record
I'm sobbing oh my god
I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho
Why the fuck is it woody and bolt
WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT
Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?
if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law.
There is
So much going on here
This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking
None of us are appreciating enough that Stede Bonnet read his little books and really decided he was gonna be a pirate just like the ones he'd read about...
And he fucking did it. AND he went to sea, met Blackbeard, beat Izzy hands in a duel, kicked Calico Jack Rackham off his ship, sailed with the pirate queen and stole his ship back from her, murdered the infamous pirate Ned Low and then topped Blackbeard to celebrate.
What a fucking legend.
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so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
this post was a hit w/ the garlic fandom