demigod fucker

Destrie 19 years old he/him very gay

[the-devil-beside-you]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Ouija boards say “Ages 8+”. So you have to be 18 to drink, but can summon the devil at 8

[deadbeforedeath]

[unexplained-events]

Reddit users have recently discovered an unusual translation from Google Translate. Typing dog several times and translating from Yoruba to English, then slowly decreasing the amount of times dog is typed, ultimately provides a sinister doomsday message. This method used to work for the Hawaiian translation as well, but that has since been fixed. While creepy, it’s most likely that this is a glitch from Google’s learning algorithm, and will also be fixed eventually.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

say it with me—

“someday i’m going to have the life i’ve always dreamed of and i won’t let self doubt stop me”

[conflicting]

my blog is an inconsistent piece of shit but at least i have fun

[skellydun]

im a simple person. i see a dog i want to pet it. 

[cutiepiecore]

[belladonianoir]

[heartahoges-deactivated20181113]

[hellbenderz]

being a complete fucking idiot is bi culture

[looktolike-iflookinglikingmove]

Bi actually stands for Being an Idiot

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[somethinginthestatic]

trixie: oh wow it’s christmas here have a cute original song and two funny parodies to celebrate!

willam: santa is my sugar daddy and also he’s literally eating my ass RIGHT now ! support my patreon for naked strippers

[thursday]

[destinyrush]

Her name is Ashlee Marie Preston ✊🏾 👑

[nakedcanine]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[turbolesbo]

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes