susan

19 • ♏️ • Michigan

[skunkes]

[catgirlanarchist]

[neilcicierega]

various results from a google image search for 520x16 images

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[ruffboi-mags]

i assume this is from a LARP, but this is still fuckin hilarious

[fullmetalfisting]

This isn’t a LARP, it’s a real sign in Forks, Washington that caused me to nearly crash my car as I drove past it

[ikljhtrd]

MAC Hyper Real Glow Palette

MAC Hyper Real Glow Palette. Brand new, never opened. Flash+Awe, Rosy Glow, and Light of the Party are the colors according to the back of the package.

I just added this listing on Poshmark: MAC Hyper Real Glow Palette. #poshmark #fashion #shopping #shopmycloset

[kaijuno]

[ikljhtrd]

Kate Spade Azurite Cameron Street Stacy Wallet

USED!! In good condition The only wear is on the metal Kate Spade tag, and it is pictured above NOTE - The color is lighter in person than in these pictures

I just added this listing on Poshmark: Kate Spade Azurite Cameron Street Stacy Wallet. #poshmark #fashion #shopping #shopmycloset

[animationstations]

[catholicamputee]

this was the weirdest movie ever.

[marsup]

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

[4lung]

oh? my god

[dimetrodone]

[pussyhaver-deactivated20231126]

Remember that tradcath woman who implied she thought that estradiol pills were leeched directly from Real Womyns endocrine system and that we were hormonal vampires, fun times

[pussyhaver-deactivated20231126]

she was right actually I suck the estrogen directly from the p*ssy like I’m nose four ah two

[youngandaphantommenace]

If the cis find out we’re vampires they’re gonna alert the church.

[p0kegifs-blog]

[avatarjason]

Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE 

[cybergata]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

goat cat

[gluten-free-pussy]

A coat

[pardonmewhileipanic]

A gat

[meowdys]

due to personal reasons i will be snuffles

[meowdys]

Snuffles,

[undomestication]

y’all: james charles tati westbrook hair gummies endgame spoilers projared cheating scandal 

me:

[elvish-mysticcc]

modern we didn’t start the fire

[cruzfucker]

the comment obliterated me

[violetohara]

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

[violetohara]

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

[violetohara]

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

[violetohara]

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

[conquerorwurm]

Oh my god!!!!

[the-polyhedron]

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

[violetohara]

I just told him!

[supersugoiboi-deactivated202010]

[feministism]

[ms-angels-class]

Yes please share this! This is all control and isolation. It’s not “out of love” or anything like that. This is straight up abuse.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ghostscriesx]

consider also

[luckyfaeth]

gays: what if she cuts her hair lmao

brie: *cuts hair* 

gays: 

[luckyfaeth]

whats the opposite of the 7 stages of grief because im experiencing that 

[luckyfaeth]

i’ve been informed by my roommate that there are only 5 stages of grief. i apologize for my mistake, but brie larson made me add on 2 stages of opposite grief

[luckyfaeth]

5 stages of opposite grief 

approval, delight, resigning, mania, disbelief

[luckyfaeth]

the additional two bonus stages are gay and jkdsflskdnfladnfoidsfngslkdfng