namekisms started following you
*Vegeta stared at the green man. He swore he knew that guy from somewhere… After a little bit he realized, the green man was a Namekian! He heard about one in particular, from Gohan… Piccolo! Time to meet the man who trained the boy.*
Hey Piccolo, what’s it like, not having a dick while at the same time being Gohan’s fuck-buddy?
Piccolo expected such a response the moment he laid eyes on the saiyan, but that didn't stop the slight look of surprise that pushed itself to his face as Vegeta finished talking. Still, he believed that witty responses were his thing, and he wasn’t about to shown up by Vegeta, of all people.
“Hey, at least I was born without my dick; I didn’t lose it, like you did your tail.”
