blissful

[purple-sunset-soul]

crushing on someone who just wants to be friends because they are unable to be in a relationship but still make out with you and are just the sweetest idiot with you, it sucks

[animatedtext]

[purple-sunset-soul]

crushing on someone who just wants to be friends because they are unable to be in a relationship but still make out with you and are just the sweetest idiot with you, it sucks

[evaluated]

college resources

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grammarly - the best proofreader for essays and emails

spotify - only $5 a month with hulu and showtime included

amazon prime - first 6 months free for then half price after

dosh - get money back when you shop at many popular stores

text books - i have found pdfs for all of the text books i need on this site

digit - the app that analyzes your spending habits and helps you save money. sign up with this link to get $5!

[markruffalo]

TBT to my favorite Banner line from the first Avengers film 

[voxxyvoo]

pornhub makin tumblr’s april fools look like amateur hour

[nashvillehotshrimp]

[ubringmehome-deactivated2018040]

Just think it’s rude how Harry always looks good like he’s either boujee as fuck lookin like a rich daddy or he’s in jeans and a t-shirt lookin like a rom-com boyfriend he doesn’t give me a minute of rest

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[impulsemuppet]

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bittergloss]

big ass mood bitch

[itsbetterthananal]

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

[vixen-elixir]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nightmareloki]

/SCREAMING

[thesylverlining]

oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

[vastderp]

Good shit hahahaaa

[remanence-of-love]

It gets worse at night…

[harryshouse]

X Factor UK

[neverthere12345]

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this