What Am I Doing

26, still here, my target audience is 1 person

[filmphotofranz]

[dragongirlsweetie]

new type of asnimal discovere din the woords called "legsbeast" which has legs so so so tall that they nevber even observed the body

[star-angel-selkie]

when jesus said its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich person to get into heaven he was actually talking about a camel cigarette.

[star-angel-selkie]

its still pretty hard to do

[star-angel-selkie]

yeah its pretty surprising to learn jesus was a camels girl

[star-angel-selkie]

listened to alternative rock too. played bass

[star-angel-selkie]

if jesus ever came back she would be a blahaj thigh- high socks bridget skirt go spinny puppygirl type for sure

[hagiomoto]

Are toddlers bourgeois? The evidence is inconclusive, but they appear to be liberals. They rarely maintain a consistent position for more than a few minutes, and their contribution to improving our collective situation has been negligible. Despite this, they continue to exert considerable influence over household policy.

Given these facts, I see little reason to regard them as serious political actors. A single, centrally administered re-education centre would simplify matters and reduce administrative overhead.

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[sacred-portal]

[dogshitdotnet]

[dogshitdotnet]

in the comments of a surgical dissection of a human heart video

[cheddar-baby]

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

[byjove]

what if soulmates were real and you met your soulmate and suddenly started seeing in color or they said to you the words that have been branded on your skin since birth or something but your soulmate was a Disney adult

[radio-jupotter]

you can get me to do anything and go anywhere by saying its girls night. the girls night ritual activates a sleeper agent in me. but if i see even one dude tagging along with us i will refuse every summons

[sapphicsounds1312]

saw a post arguing that trans*ndrophobia should exist as a term even though other types of men do not get their own unique terms (ie, black men do not get a counterpart term to misogynoir, etc), and that the reason for this is because "discrimination against transmascs is more complex and nuanced than against cis male minorities" and that's gotta be one of the whitest, most birthday boy ass sentences ever conceived.

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think a lot of people were raised being told that things are bad with no explanation as to why they’re bad and I don’t think I know enough about psychology to make any big statements about that

but anyways I think a lot of people see cheating on your partner as bad because they were just told that sex outside of your partner is bad or something but really cheating on your partner is bad because you had an agreement based on trust with them and you broke that trust so like why should they trust you with anything else now

[yanguang]

[filmphotofranz]