Sam I am. I like to feed people — a dash of angst, a serving of smut, sprinkled with crack, and finished with fluff. She/her. 🔞Sit and eat! It’s on the house!🔞 Masterlist
[under construction] 🚧🚧🚧What do you feel like having from my masterlist
Latest: Bear and Sparrow: 🔞💦😍😭🥵 You and Namjoon are crossing borders illegally in search for a better life. Will you make it alive, together?
Link to for all works here: Ao3 - updated with Bear and Sparrow
One-shot KNJ fics:
Seoul Redemption: 🔞💦😍😭🥵 heist AU. Forger!Namjoon x reader. Absolute best work to start with?
Goodnight Nabi Ghost AU, Widower KNJ, DILF Mechanic KNJ meets librarian OC. A tale about finding strength to let go. 🥰😭🥵🥺
Promise Me (feat JJK) smut, angst, pining. Military AU. Love triangle. 16k 🥰😭🥵🥺 Prepare tissues. Lots. But also it’s healing
Scent of a Woman - hybrid, parfumerie AU. Smut, angst, fluff, happy ending, boss and employee relationship. Forbidden love. Hot and sweet and angsty 😍🥵🔥
Pop My Cherry- best-friend-idiots to lovers. Crack. Fluff. SMUT. Virgin/College/BFF AU. 😍😆🥵🔥 ~8k sweet and cute and funny
There’s A Fly in My Soup - One-shot, Angst, Crack, Fluff, Strangers to Lovers~2.4k 😍💓😉 — really really cute
A Match Made in Heaven - One-shot, Smut, Crack, Strangers to Lovers, Macabre themes 😱 ☠️😍💓😉🔞🥵 ~5k (medical student meets dental student)
Life is Sweet as Honey {KNJ} 😬🥵😍romance, forbidden love, reunion, SMUT, angst ~7k AUTHOR FAVE (Dynamite AU)
Unbroken {KNJ }❤️🥵😍❤️a story of romance, loss, love, and adoption. Fluffy, Angsty, SMUT. Absolute Author favorite. ~15k
Call of Duty 🔥🥵😍💓 (I like this one!!!): Smut, angst, drama. This has lots of feelings! Military officer Namjoon + wife~3k
Of Boogers and Tteokbokki - idol KNJ + wife, pregnancy smut, angst, sweet ending 💕 😍 🥵~11k (my first full-length fic)
The Dressing Room 🥵💋 ~ 2k idol KNJ + BH make-up artist
Lucky Ducky - A HOT SMUTTY drabble based on Airplane part two, FESTA ~ I promise you will laugh.🥵🤪 (AUTHOR FAVORITE) ~1.8k
KNJ SERIES:
Roomies with Joonie Series - Grad school AU / author favorite - 🔞❤️❤️ roommates to lovers / roommates with benefits, every chapter a SMUT chapter {COMPLETE}
Skittles and Cuddles 🥵💋 - you have cartoon night with KNJ and a bag of skittles explode all over both of you
Naughty with Nutella🥵💋 - KNJ’s nutella sandwich looks very very good
Pastry Porn 🥵💋 - you make berliners or jelly donuts, things get serious
The Sweet in Sweet Potato 🥵💋💓💓💓- confession time
I’ll Be Your Lobster 💓🥵💋💓 (smut and a fluffy ending) - a milestone in their relationship
Mr. and Mrs. Kim series ~fluffy married smut~ 🔞❤️❤️ every chapter is NSFW, {COMPLETE}
One- Morning Commute to Heaven and Hell - what happens when you ride a crowded train with KNJ 🚆🥵💋
Two - Just Desserts - what happens when Mr. Kim goes home and asks for dessert 🍨🥵💋
Three - A Lesson in Geography - what happens when Mrs. Kim has a hard day at work and finds something suspicious at home 🌍🥵💋
Four - Backstage - what happens when Mr. Kim follows Mrs. Kim to school to lend his moral support and more to her🎭 🥵💋
Five - Call Waiting - what happens when Mr. Kim’s conference call goes way over time, threatening the Kims’ reservation at Nino’s📞 🥵💋
Six - Swedish Meatballs - what happens when Mrs. Kim drags Mr. Kim to IKEA, a place he truly detests🚿🥵💋
Seven - The Best is Yet to Be - what happens on a typical Saturday morning for Mr and Mrs Kim 🥵💋
Eight - A Hard Day - post Grammy comfort drabble or what happens when Mr. Kim comes home from a hard day at work. SFW.
Road to Redemption - SFW, broken man KNJ. angst, fluff, ❤️❤️
The Sacrifices of A Woman - Kim Namjoon’s wife gets something off her chest 😤
The Makings of A Man sequel - Kim Namjoon gets something off his mind 🤦♀️
Epilogue: The Road To Recovery - Bedtime story with Daddy Joon. 😍❤️
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Head-Over-Heels Poems for my thirsty-for-KNJ soul
—grey t-shirt KNJ
-- Let Me Be Your Potato
- Please Cook Me
- Dear White T-shirt
- A Welcome to Arms
-Boots by My Bed
Dribble drabbles —fluffy / smutty lil fics based on gifs
-Elroy the turtle
WORK ON HIATUS [links are disabled for now]
The Imposter - childhood angst, Bighit Audition, eventual smut, some humor? 😳🥵😱😂😍
Chapter ONE
Chapter TWO
Chapter THREE
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Jeon Jungkook fics
Stay - “till death do us part” your husband JK will do everything in his power to help you see how much he needs you to stay. 😍🥰😩😢😭 angst and fluff. Depression. Recovery.
Jung Hoseok fics
Hot & Bothered 🥵😍🤪 CRACK, SMUT, FLUFF in that order, and in that order of decreasing proportions. It's summer. You're hot. He's hot. And the lawn needs a trim. Enter, his big, big, lawnmower. THIER SUMMER
Home for Christmas {JHS} ❤️🥵😍 FLUFF, SMUT, tiny angst. Hoseok hopes you like his Christmas present, especially since he’s been away for too long, too much, too often. THEIR CHRISTMAS
Wedding Belles - Enroute to your honeymoon destination, you engage in a little wedded bliss. 🥵💋THIER WEDDING
Kim Taehyung fics
The Little Death - Childhood friends to lovers. One shot. Chocolatier Y/N in Paris, Idol Tae. SMUT, agnst, fluff. ❤️🥵😍 F
The Art of Tenderness -- Rice cake, historical Joseon AU. Apprentice KTH! with Master's daughter Y/N ❤️🥵😍 F
Kim Seok Jin fics
A Date with Destiny ~🥵💋❤️ 🦸♂️🦹♀️- You’re a superhero. He lives next door. Prepare for explosions.
* If you’re overwhelmed and don’t know where to start... send me an ask and I will recommend one based on what you feel like having.
⤷ Eventually you came to the realization that, if Namjoon was the king of the underground, you were as close as he would ever get to a queen.
✓ Couple: Namjoon x Reader | Boxer!AU and Gang!AU
✓ Filed under: smut, minor angst
✓ Look out for: violence, light daddy kink
✓ Words: 13,411
Author’s Note: guess who’s back, back again… guess who just edited this fic into the seven heavens and added about 6k more? das right
“Come on, (y/n), you won’t regret it!”
Hovering like a feather over your head, Yoongi’s proposal gradually fell into your consciousness. Quicker than you expected, the shadow of a frown was casted over your features and you found yourself rolling your eyes at his words, frustrated at his mindless insistence — what was that? The seventh or eighth attempt at convincing you throughout the last hour? Your patience was running thin.
Falling from in between your lips like poison, the bitterness of your response was enough for his mocking smile to wilther into seriousness, “How many times do I have to tell you?” you asked him, folding a particular shirt with more brutality than humanly necessary. The laundry room was already claustrophobic as it was, you did not need your friend pushing you against a corner and miserably failing to reach his goal. “I don’t want to get involved in your illicit practices, Yoongi.”
An ironical chuckle exploded on his lips as your answer found him, his sentence already hanging at the tip of his roseate tongue, “Do you prefer to spend your sad Friday night being alone in your sad, lonely house?” he questioned, sarcastic. You nodded instantaneously, making him look you up and down — underneath the cool, flickering luminescence of the laundry room, his hesitant eyes scrutinized your rash, stubborn expression with care. “Folding clothes? Really?”
Your confirmation came as you folded the last piece of clothing — an orange shirt you swore you had thrown out already — and placed it on the large basket by your side, “Really,” you told him, picking the object up and walking towards the open door. You could no longer endure neither the smell of lavender detergent, nor the irritating irony from your companion’s part. Yoongi was your best friend, fair enough, but it was at times like those that you regretted one day giving him the keys to your small apartment. “Why do you care, anyways?”
summary: being “just friends” with kim namjoon sucks
pairing: namjoon x f!reader
rating: explicit (18+ please)
genre: fluff, smut
au: university, co-workers to lovers to friends to lovers again (they're oblivious)
warnings: it's mostly fluff i think. they're oblivious. smut: minors should not be interacting/reading, namjoon has a big dick, a lil praise kink, oral sex (f!receiving), penetrative sex, the usual suspects i think. drinking (but not before they sleep together), tae is into new age jazz... and they were roommates!
word count: 7.7k
a/n: so... i had this dream a couple months ago and couldn't get it out of my head, so here you go. thanks, sleep brain. the title is from a neutral milk hotel song (but tbh the '23 album isn't great). thank you to @ugh-yoongi and @the-boy-meets-evil for reading this over. and then for doing it again when i couldn't even find the mistake you told me was there 🙃
read on ao3
You’ve learned a lot in university—which given how much money you’ve spent to be there is a relief. But amongst business classes and writing workshops and statistics, the most important knowledge you’ve gained is that of small things.
Of small things and how they can change your life in unbelievably big ways.
Kim Namjoon isn’t exactly small. But the events that put him right in the middle of your life are. The first day you meet him is a Tuesday. Tuesdays have always been for non-events: for meetings and your least favorite classes… For snagging a coveted dryer on the third floor of the dorm building because Jeongguk saves it for you when he’s finished with his seemingly endless laundry. Tuesdays are for your first real uni friend, Taehyung, to show up to the laundry room unannounced and make you listen to weird new-age jazz on his phone that you hate, but love how much he loves it.
And then your work-study starts. A job in the library is supposed to be easy, has better hours than a lot of the jobs that are available, and pretty much only requires you to understand the Dewey decimal system so you can reshelve things quickly. You can count and read, and those seem to be the only things the head librarian cares about. Cake.
Your first training day is a Tuesday. It’s a rainy afternoon, and in one of the conference rooms in the back of the law floor are you and three other new employees. Right away, it seems like Yoongi, Hoseok, and Namjoon are already friends. They joke and whisper throughout the orientation videos and absolutely make you feel like a fourth wheel. At your first break, Hoseok extends the invitation for you to sit with them when he notices you still sitting by yourself in the back of the room, and it's then that you learn they for sure already knew each other—music majors and all in the same class even though Yoongi is a little older than the other two. They signed up for all the same work-study assignments hoping they’d be placed together, hoping they could have a chance to work on music during slow times at the slowest work-study assignments. Namjoon, though, who has been quiet the whole time, finally speaks up at this.
“Well, I also like books,” he says softly, one side of his mouth turned up in a grin. “So, I guess I had an ulterior motive.”
“Of course you did, Namjoonie,” Hoseok replies.
Yoongi turns to you, explaining, “Namjoon’s a double major. Smartest guy we know. Literature and music.”
You talk more with them after the ice is broken—Yoongi’s a double major, too, math and music. Hoseok raps and does street dancing in his free time, and around the three of them, you feel like you’re woefully underachieving just at life in general.
“What about you?” Namjoon prompts after you get some background on all of them.
“Ah… nothing impressive. Economics major. Just what my parents wanted, you know. But I like books, too. I volunteer at the public library already, but it doesn’t exactly help with tuition.”
“Oh, yeah… It’s no big deal. I just read books to kids sometimes.”
“That’s awesome,” he says, and the look on his face tells you he might actually mean it. Next to him, Yoongi snickers and Hoseok smiles brightly at you.
“Namjoonie here has wanted to volunteer doing park clean up for a while, but Yoongi and I are always dragging him to the studio on the weekends, so he doesn’t have time.”
Namjoon shrugs. “It would be nice to feel like I’m helping, I think.”
“It is,” you agree, sharing a look with him across the table. “The purpose of life is to be useful…” You mumble the quote under your breath, assuming they wouldn’t know what you meant anyway.
“Emerson?” Namjoon asks.
“Oh! Uh… yeah, I mean… That’s what people think, but probably not. It’s most likely from a speech someone else gave when they gave Emerson an award, but most people think it’s him—” you cut yourself off when you notice Namjoon’s eyes gone wide.
“Self Reliance is one of my favorites,” he says, leaning forward, excitement playing in his voice.
“Same! No one ever knows what I’m talking about, but ‘Nothing at last is sacred but the integrity of one’s own mind’ is maybe my whole life philosophy,” you ramble, just happy that someone might finally know what you’re talking about. No one in your economics classes ever shows any interest in philosophy, anyway. Your roommate calls you a nerd every time you bring stuff like this up, and Jeongguk just stares at you with big eyes like he wants to drink every word you're saying but doesn’t understand a drop of it. But Namjoon actually looks… interested in what you’re saying. More than interested, even.
Yoongi elbows Hoseok and smirks. “Namjoon’s in trouble,” he says.
But before you can ask what that means, the head librarian interrupts to tell you it’s time to get back to training. You have to partner up for training to use the library’s reservation and shelving programs, and Namjoon comes right up to you, grinning shyly, and asks if you want to be his partner while his friends whisper on the other side of the room. You know immediately how this is going to go. Or you think you do, anyway.
And you’re right. By the end of the first week of your work study, you’re in Kim Namjoon’s bed.
It’s just like it sounds.
You’re naked, legs bent at the knees and open with his head between them. You noticed his brain first, but it only took that first afternoon to realize that not only was he smart, but stupid hot and kind and sort of funny in the sarcastic way you like, and he seemed to like something about you, too.
On Saturday, you work a slow shift together, both of you using most of the time to catch up on homework, and when it’s over, he asks if you want to come back to his place and keep studying. You agree quickly, but as soon as you get there, you realize you’re both on the same page about being more interested in studying each other than your class work. One thing leads to another, and here you are, moaning into your own palm as he flicks his tongue over your clit in a steady rhythm.
“Namjoon, I–” You’re pathetic, you think, gasping and barely able to make words come out of your mouth, but fuck if he’s not good at this. Better than you’d thought he would be, actually. He came across as a little on the shy side during work, like he might be one of those guys who needs you to tell him where the clit is. Eager to please, but not quite sure how to go about it. Willing to take direction.
He is not that.
“Gonna come, baby? You like my tongue that much?” Namjoon lifts his head to ask, and his lips are slick with you and his voice is deep and his fingers just don’t stop moving… It's so much.
“Yeah, so close…”
At that, Namjoon smirks and ducks his head back down to finish the job. He makes quick work of you, sucking on your clit and twisting one of your nipples with his free hand. The other has two fingers fucking into you in just the right way, just shallow enough to hit your g-spot each time he pushes in.
The orgasm builds fast, pressure from the inside, pressure from the outside… Everything feels so, so good, and you try to tell him so, but all you can do is whimper through it, clenching your thighs around his ears when you come on his tongue and he tries (bless him) to keep licking your core as your knees shake.
“Fuck,” you say on an exhale, arm tossed over your own forehead.
“I’m down,” he teases.
You’re about to say something sarcastic back, but when you lift your arm and look down at him, you lose that train of thought. He looks fucking incredible: flushed, a little sweaty, chin shiny with your orgasm and he’s grinning with those stupid dimples out… How could you not give him everything he wants? Maybe it’s the orgasm talking, the sweet rush of dopamine affecting you when you say, “I want that. Fuck me…” And for emphasis, when he stares at you a little stunned, you add, “Please, Namjoon?”
He only nods, enthusiastically and a little dopey with it, a little like the boy you saw in the library. But when his cock is out—big… like, really big. Why even have a cock that large, really? What’s even the point of that?—he’s smirking and appropriately (you hope) confident again.
“That is…” you look down and make a vague gesture in the direction of his dick, which makes him look down, too.
He shies almost instantly. “Yeah, it’s okay if it’s too much or whatever…”
“No! That’s not what I meant. I just… You look good.” You scoot up so you can have level eye contact. “Want you to fuck me. I can handle it, promise. I want to.”
Namjoon swallows, visibly nervous, but agrees anyway.
You knew it would be fine. Any partner who makes sure to tell you you’re beautiful, who makes sure you come first, who pays attention to your body the way he has for the last couple hours is probably going to keep doing that, you decide. And he does. He’s careful, even though you think it might actually be killing him a little to not move once he’s over halfway inside you. He checks in with you, makes sure the consent is still there, and then when you ask him to “actually fuck me, Namjoon… want your cock… all of you,” he does. And he delivers.
You’re essentially sitting in his lap, his palms spread on your hips as he moves you on his cock and it is… Well, it’s unequivocally the best anyone’s ever fucked you. His lips are on your neck, your breasts, the swell underneath them where they meet your ribcage… He keeps talking to you in his raspy whisper, making sure you feel okay, telling you how good you feel to him. There are times when he gets a little porny, telling you how tight you are (you’re sure a cock that big hasn’t seen anything not tight), and then he says, half out of breath, “Knew you would be a good girl. Knew it from the first time I saw you.” And you didn’t even know you wanted to be a ‘good girl,’ but suddenly you very much do.
Before he comes, he makes sure you do again, too. His thumb finds your clit and his lips are hot against your ear, whispering filth when you tighten around his cock and shudder in his lap. He’s not far behind you, pulling your hips down when he thrusts into you a little harder, sweat beading on his forehead with the effort. He’s quiet when he comes, just a low moan of your name as he stills under you.
After, it’s the small things he does that you like. It’s nice that he doesn’t try and move right away, just runs his hands up and down your back—soothing, almost. The closeness is nice, his head resting against your collarbone while you stroke your fingers through his hair. It feels intimate, more than a first time or a one night stand with your coworker should. But neither of you make a move to change that, so maybe it’s alright.
For now.
You haven’t exactly been the most social university student, but you know how these things are supposed to go. You clean up, you get dressed, you make awkward small talk about your classes or your work study and then you go your separate ways. You go back to your apartment and you don’t talk about what happened. He might look at you like he knows what’s underneath your hoodie next time you see him, but you know it won’t happen again. That’s not how it works. Not for you, anyway.
Kim Namjoon is a good guy, that you’re sure of. He’s a hard worker, he’s smart, he has lots of friends and hobbies and between that and school and work, you know there’s no way he’s looking for a relationship, and you also know he’s going to do his best to let you down easy if he thinks that’s what you’re after.
But, he’s your friend. And your co-worker, and the sex was great, so you want to at least spare him the effort of all that. So, when he gets up to dispose of the condom and find a washcloth, you get dressed quietly, pack your textbooks, and do your best to look mostly put together by the time he comes back.
“So,” you start as he returns to his room, “that was great… Really great, Namjoonie. Thank you.”
He looks… confused. “You’re thanking me for sex?”
“I uh… yes?”
Namjoon gives you a dimpled smile with an eyebrow raised, clearly amused. “Okay… Well, you’re welcome, then. And thank you.” He gives you a teasing bow, and with it, you feel a little relief. Because he’s obviously ready to move forward and this can just be a fun thing that happened and you don’t have to make him worry about letting you down, and you don’t have to worry about how much you fucking like him already. You can just be friends.
The problem, you realize quickly, is that being “just friends” with Kim Namjoon sucks.
It’s like sending your poor, delusional heart through a cheese grater with each of your work-study shifts. It’s swallowing down every dream of happiness when you have to sit next to him at a party and watch him nod along in agreement as Hoseok tells him how hot the new guy in his dance class is. (The guy is hot, with at least a 6-pack, big, pouty lips, and biceps like cannons. So, even you have to agree they have a point.)
Okay, that’s probably dramatic. Incredibly dramatic according to Taehyung and Jeongguk. Which, honestly, says a lot coming from them.
So, you do your best to forget your crush and just be cool about everything. You both make a frankly commendable effort to never talk about what happened between you, and after a few weeks, things don’t feel quite so weird. Namjoon’s probably relieved you never mentioned it again, didn’t expect him to be your boyfriend or anything.
You think you’ve done well.
At one party, halfway through the semester, you meet Namjoon’s friend, Seokjin. He’s quiet at first, polite with a big smile and a nervous laugh. He sticks close to Yoongi and Namjoon, and it doesn’t take long before he’s being shuttled across the large backyard in your direction.
“Hi,” he says simply. “I’ve heard a lot about you.”
“Oh! That’s good… I think?”
“Yah, Namjoonie here—”
“Well, that was great!” Namjoon interjects. “Glad you two finally met. We’re late for something, though. So, bye!” And then he’s pulling Seokjin behind him through the yard in the opposite direction. It’s so weird.
In his protests, you’re pretty sure you hear him say, “You’re ridiculous,” to Namjoon. If you were more sober, you would have recognized it as the first small thing that should have tipped you off.
The second thing happens right before summer break. Your whole group, consisting of your and Namjoon’s friends, are sitting around at lunch discussing everyone’s plans for the summer. Hoseok and Jimin (the hot dancer he wouldn’t shut up about who is now his new boyfriend) are going to a dance clinic on the other side of the country. Jeongguk is going home, promising you he’ll leave you a list of acceptable laundromats in his absence. Seokjin and Taehyung are working—teaching acting classes to teenagers at summer camp.
Yoongi’s got an internship, so he’ll be around, but barely since it’s in the city and your university is a little outside of town. It’s a long subway trip, so he’s got a sublet up there he’s moving into for the summer months.
And then it’s Namjoon’s turn.
“I’m staying. Not on campus, obviously. But I found an apartment and I’m looking for a roommate.” Everyone nods along except Jeongguk, whose eyes dart from Namjoon to you and back several times.
“What about noona?” he finally says, hooking a thumb in your direction. “She’s staying, too.”
“Oh, I don’t think—”
“That’s not a bad idea…”
Namjoon and you look at one another. He’s flushed, and he’s doing that thing he does when he’s nervous where he rubs his throat.
“I’m sure Namjoon has plenty of people in mind already,” you say, trying to give him the out he clearly wants.
“Not exactly,” he mumbles.
“This is perfect!” Seokjin exclaims. “Don’t you think this is perfect, Namjoon?”
You lean over to whisper to Namjoon, “You don’t have to, it’s really alright.” It feels like you’re making him nervous, you can feel his muscles stiffen where you’re touching his arm, and the flush he was sporting is spreading to his neck now.
“Would you even want to?” He asks softly.
You’re not sure, actually. It’s already hard work trying to put your stupid crush out of your mind most days. And now, you only see him a few days a week. Your brain (a logical friend) is telling you that living with him will be terrible for your heart. Your heart isn’t as smart and is pounding faster just thinking about spending more time around your crush. Friend, you correct yourself.
The problem is that only Tae and Jeongguk know about your feelings, and none of them know you and Namjoon have already slept together. So, if you say no, it might be weird. As far as they know, you’re just friends, good friends. Why wouldn’t you want to live with him?
“Yeah,” you reply brightly, swallowing down your nerves, “it’ll be great, Joonie. I can cook and you can help me study for my summer classes.” You’re nodding along as you speak, trying to convince yourself that what you’re saying is true.
“Okay… sure. Roommates,” he says, looking a little stunned.
“Roommates!”
You stick your hand out to shake his. You’re the least sexy person to have ever existed, you decide, as he laughs and shakes your hand.
“It was a terrible idea,” you whine into Taehyung’s lap. “He’s just here… all the time. And sometimes…”
“Yeah?”
“Sometimes he doesn’t wear a shirt!” You slump further into your friend, making what you know are pitiful whining noises into his thighs.
It’s not like you’d go as far as saying moving in with Namjoon for the summer was a mistake. But it wasn’t great. Actually, it was really fucking great, and that was the problem. Or part of the problem anyway.
The apartment is nice—nicer than you’d envisioned when he told you about it. Not too big, but on the corner of the building so you got nice light throughout the day. You each have your own bedroom (thank god) and they aren’t large, but Namjoon gave you the one with the room for a chair by the window, even though you knew he’d been planning to write lyrics there. As promised, you cook for both of you in your small kitchen and Namjoon helps you with your summer classes.
With all of your friends gone or busy, you two don’t see much of them, and it feels like you build your own little world: late nights listening to the records he brings home, eating simple meals by the window and complaining that you don’t have a balcony, getting dragged out on bike rides when the sun falls and it’s cool enough outside, hunched together on the floor of the living room scrolling webtoons and drinking one too many cheap beers, and the worst (best) of all—falling asleep on the couch together before you wake up with a jolt realizing your head is on him and it’s far, far too much to realize his chest is in your face… so you scramble to your room like a coward and don’t fall back asleep, too keyed up.
Seokjin, when you do see him, adds in more and more “old married couple” jokes as the summer goes on. He makes fun of your chore lists on the fridge, cutely decorated with whatever doodle has been occupying Namjoon’s mind that week.
(Jin doesn’t even know that when all the chores are done, you save the little post-it notes, snatching them off the fridge when Namjoon’s not around or not paying attention, and putting them carefully into a little box in your desk drawer with all the other scraps and mementos of your friendship you’ve kept over the almost-year you’ve known him.)
Jin teases you when he lets himself in, late in the mornings, and finds the two of you still asleep, tumbled atop each other on the floor, record-listening session gone too late, the needle still digging into invisible grooves at the center.
It’s not his fault it doesn’t feel like a joke to you, he doesn’t know that you feel like the 45 and all of the jokes and all of Namjoon’s smiles and all of the little notes he leaves and the way he blushes when you come out of the bathroom in your robe like maybe maybe there’s just a chance you’re not the only one still thinking about that one time… that those are the needles, and you’re here, spinning in place while they poke and prod and dig for a melody that just isn’t there.
Namjoon, to his credit, is the very definition of a good friend and roommate. He does all the little things. He brings you breakfast sometimes when he’s been out all night and knows you’ll be waking up shortly after he comes home. He cleans, so that even though he’s got so much stuff (endless records and books and figurines and things he just thought were cute), your apartment never feels dirty, just lived-in and homey and a little cluttered. Buys toothpaste when you forget—before you forget, even. Puts your favorite flavor of soju in the fridge every week even though he hates it.
And it’s not just what he does at home (your home. with him. which you try not to think about because the way the thought makes your heart swell and almost burst is dangerous and confusing, and you hate that you can’t stop thinking about it entirely.) he takes you out, too. It helps that he’s more social than you: gets you outside in the real world between classes and studying. Makes sure you touch grass. Does stupid dances with you to bad music at worse clubs. Buys you hotteok at 2am because he knows you want it even though you won’t admit it so he says both pieces are for him and lets you argue that it’s bad for his heart and you’re willing to take one off his hands just for the sake of his health… because you care for him.
You don’t let yourself think about the way it seems like he flushes and his eyes twinkle a little when you say that. It’s got to be in your imagination.
He doesn’t know that each time he goes out of his way to do something nice for you hurts a little. Doesn’t know that each time he’s a touch too sweet, you wish you’d stayed that one time. Can’t possibly relate to the way you wish that one night turned into a date turned into something more, maybe.
And you know he can’t relate, because he’s started doing this thing while you’ve been living together: talking about someone. Someone that he likes.
It’s devastating and you try so hard not to cry on the nights when it comes up. You succeed in never crying in front of him, but if you drip snot onto your pillow trying to hold back your sobs once you’re alone in your room, he doesn’t have to know.
You don’t know who she is, but you’ve overheard Namjoon on the phone with Yoongi talking about her. She sounds great, if Namjoon’s probably clouded judgment is any indication. He thinks she’s smart and talented, says she sells herself short and he thinks she’s as close to perfect as anyone on the planet. He doesn’t go out without you too often, and you don’t ask where he’s been if he doesn’t offer, but he must be spending time with her because you catch him on a video call with Hoseok saying she can cook and she’s brilliant and she’s everything he’s ever wanted.
She also sounds like she doesn’t know what she’s got, because Namjoon’s convinced she doesn’t like him back and that she’s out of his league—you finally ascertain that the reason he’s been going to the gym more was because one time she said she thought another guy had nice biceps and he knows they were bigger than his.
One time, you come home late, catching Tae at a bar near campus after he’s done with classes and drinking a little too much. You’re not drunk, but you’re in that warm space past sober where everything is a little softer and funnier and Namjoon looks dangerously pretty sitting at his desk with headphones on working on a song.
You plop on his bed, as you do now, and wait for him to notice you’re there. It doesn’t take long.
“Hey,” he says as he pulls off the headphones. He’s giving you the double-dimple smile, which is especially effective when you’re tipsy like this. Throws you more off-kilter than another cocktail would have. “Have fun with Tae?”
“Hmm… yeah.” You lay back on his bed and don’t let yourself worry about your shirt riding up or your hair spilling around you in a haystack. It’s just Namjoon, and you know he doesn’t think about you like that, know he’s already seen you with more skin showing, hair messier.
“Need me to get you some water?”
“No,” you sit up on your elbows, “s’okay. Didn’t drink too much. What’re you working on?”
Namjoon is staring right at you, something indiscernible on his face. He looks almost like he’s in pain or something. “You alright?”
He shakes his head and looks embarrassed. You have no idea why. “Yeah, fine… I’m fine. Just a song, nothing too special.”
“Can I hear it?”
“It’s personal… Kind of silly. It’s not done yet… I’m not sure you’d like it,” he says.
“I like everything you make.” It comes out too honest, you’re not sober enough to hide the tenderness in your voice, to wrap it in something less vulnerable.
There’s no response to that, and you worry you’ve given too much away for a split second before he unplugs his headphones and hits play on the song. And if you thought the sight of him working, bathed in moonlight and neon, was beautiful, this song is truly something else.
It’s lovely—sweeping melody and building building with layers until it crashes all around you, his voice low and quick, persistent with words of love. It’s a love song disguised as wordplay, or maybe the other way around. It’s him in music: smart and beautiful and selfless and breathtaking… You want to keep it, you want it to be yours, you want the words to be about you or for you or just written with you in the back of his mind. It’s too much, it’s so so beautiful, and you know it’s about her. It’s for her. She’s the one who has his attention and who gets his words and it makes you want to crawl under your blankets and never come out like a petulant child.
You’re laying down again, so you don’t know what he’s looking at as you listen. When it ends, you’re asking the question even though you don’t want the answer, even though him saying it will make it too real. “Is it about her?” you whisper.
“Yeah,” he answers, just as quietly. “It’s about her.”
You sit up quick, make sure you’re turned away from him so he can’t see the tears that are beginning to drip down your cheeks.
“It’s pretty,” you say as you head toward the door, hopefully not giving yourself away, not looking back in his direction. “Really pretty. She’s lucky, Namjoonie.”
You don’t see the confusion on his face as your bedroom door closes behind you. You don’t hear him tell you goodnight in a small, concerned voice.
After song-gate, you do your best to put a brave face on and move forward. It’s more for him than you, you have to tell yourself. Because you, your heart, you don’t want to let him go, can’t stand the idea of watching him be happy with someone else. But you, Kim Namjoon’s best friend, you want nothing more than for him to be happy, even if it’s not with you. And it’s hard, but for the most part, you let that version of you win.
You give him broad smiles and you keep not asking where he’s going when he leaves without you. You try really hard not to overhear his calls with Hoseok and Yoongi and when you do, you give him a ridiculous double-thumbs up and tell him to go for it, that she’d be a fool to turn him down. You’re pretty sure you’re the only one who ends up looking foolish in that moment though, even if you really, truly mean it.
One day (of course it’s a Tuesday), you come home from class, and you’re sorting through the mail when you spot a card on the counter that wasn’t there in the morning. Namjoon must’ve left it when he came home, you can hear the shower running from down the hall. It’s rare he beats you home on Tuesdays, always saying he’s got “something” to do “across town” and you just assume it’s with her, so you don’t ask.
But what’s more interesting than him being home early is what the card is: a temporary driver license issued to one Kim Namjoon. It’s got a picture of him, dimples out and glasses on, dated that day. You hadn’t even known he’d taken the class or the tests. You wonder why he wouldn’t tell you… It’s a big deal to him—he’d always said he didn’t need it, liked taking the bus and the metro. Thought cars were bad for the planet and that there were too many of them in the city anyway. But here’s the card, proof that for some reason he thought it was time for a change.
“Oh! You… I didn’t mean for you to find that…”
You look up. Namjoon’s standing by the couch, watching you examine his license, wrapped in a towel because if there’s a god, he only wants you to suffer.
“You got your license?”
“Ah… the temporary one, yeah. Still need to take the road test.”
He seems nervous, fidgeting with the blanket on the back of the sofa. You don’t know why he’d be nervous, it’s cool, you think. One more thing to add to the seemingly endless list of things Namjoon can do.
“Proud of you, Namjoonie. But… why? I thought you didn’t want to drive.”
He shrugs. “Don’t really, but… I just thought… Well, I thought if I got up the nerve to ask someone on a date, it would be nice to drive her. Just once or twice. Make it special, I guess. It’s probably stupid, but I thought y—” He cuts himself off and pauses. Looks out the window and scrunches his forehead up like he’s scolding himself. “I thought she might like that,” he says, finally.
“Did she tell you to get a license?” You’re sure you sound as outraged as you feel when you ask.
“No! She wouldn’t… No. I just wanted to try.”
“Okay. Okay, good. You shouldn’t change yourself for anyone, Joonie.” And then you do that thing again, where you say too much, where it comes out too fond. “You’re more than enough just the way you are. If she doesn’t know that, she’s not good enough for you.”
Namjoon smiles softly. “I’m starting to think she does,” he says.
And the look on his face… It’s happiness and warmth and fuck you wish it was for you. Those nagging feelings of wanting more more more from him are welling up in your chest. “Good,” you say, still too tender as you set the card in his palm and scoot past him to your room, mail forgotten. “That’s the very least of what you deserve.”
Later that night, you’ve tucked the soft and vulnerable parts of you back inside, showered, ordered food, and sent Namjoon down to pick it up with a stop at the convenience store for soju and beer. You can do this, you tell yourself in the mirror, psyching yourself up for the first time you both will hang out with all your friends in months.
The summer is drawing to an end. Seokjin and Taehyung are done teaching, Jimin and Hoseok got back over the weekend, Yoongi’s internship ended the week prior, and Jeongguk is back from his visit home, everyone returning in time to buy books and settle in for the new semester.
You and Namjoon have decided to keep the apartment: close enough to campus, affordable enough, and you both bashfully agreed you liked living together, an arrangement sealed with the secret handshake greeting from a drama you’d watched together over the summer. So, you have the biggest apartment out of all your friends (which doesn’t say much), and they’ve all decided in your group chat that the group “welcome home” party would take place in your living room.
Seokjin and Taehyung arrive first, Jeongguk in tow. They’re pouring through your door play-fighting and laughing and for a minute, you forget your crush on your roommate, you forget he’s pining after someone else, and you just feel so much joy that your friends are back as they pull you into a crushing group hug.
“We brought wine,” Seokjin says.
“Ew!” (A twin chorus from you and Jeongguk).
“Fine, you two have your cheap soju and leave the good stuff for the rest of us.”
“Hyung, that bottle was only six—”
“Shh! Have some respect!” Seokjin says, slapping in the air in Tae’s general direction.
They file into the kitchen to drop off snacks and cheap wine while you leave to dig around in Namjoon’s room for some records to play. It’s a hassle, finding enough that you like and then having to flip them every fifteen minutes, so you finally give up and resign yourself to just playing a playlist off your phone. Or anyone’s phone except Taehyung’s anyway, because “experimental jazz night” was not a hit last time he suckered you all into it.
When you come back down the hall, your kitchen is suspiciously quiet. There is whispering and you can’t hear what they’re saying but you know anytime Jeongguk and Seokjin are colluding that it means trouble.
“What’s going on in here?” You ask as you make it back to the kitchen.
The three of them are reading the notes on your fridge and they all hop around immediately. Jeongguk and Taehyung have the decency to look guilty, but Seokjin just looks like he’s unearthed the lost city or something.
“What are these?” he asks, eyebrow raised.
“Our shopping list? Chore list?”
Seokjin grins. “No, not those… These.” He plucks a sticky off the fridge and starts reading it aloud.
“...And greet the all auspicious day,
Whose privilege permits my song—”
You can feel your face like a wildfire, hot and persistent, as you snatch the piece of paper out of his hand and tuck it in your pocket.
“That’s nothing. Just a poem”
“That’s not nothing, that’s a love poem.”
“We just leave each other quotes sometimes,” you mutter, fussing around the kitchen, opening the bags of snacks and setting them on the counter. “It’s no big deal. Just a small thing.”
Jeongguk looks at you with wide eyes. “And you sometimes leave each other love poems?” he asks cautiously.
“I guess… It’s whatever,” you say.
“What’s whatever?” Hoseok’s bright voice drifts into the room. You snap your head up to see that he’s with Jimin, and they’re followed in by Yoongi and Namjoon, carrying all the food and drinks.
“Namjoon hyung and Noona leave each other love notes on the fridge!” Jeongguk says brightly. “It’s so cute.”
Your jaw actually drops, and you see in your periphery, Namjoon’s is doing the same.
“They’re not love notes!” You protest.
“They’re poems,” Namjoon adds with indignance.
“Besides,” you add, “he’s got a girlfriend or whatever.” You know you sound a little annoyed, and you don’t want to, but it’s worth it if it gets them off your backs.
“Wait, what?” Yoongi finally joins the conversation, peeking his head around the corner into the kitchen.
Six pairs of eyes are on you, and one (Namjoon’s) is anywhere but. You get the offputting feeling that something is happening, but you don’t know what. That the boys staring at you know something you don’t.
“Namjoonie… He’s got a girl he likes. So, they’re not love notes. They’re just quotes we like.”
Yoongi stares at you like he can’t quite believe what he’s hearing, and then Hoseok says, “Oh my god, they are that bad.”
Seokjin nods. “The worst, actually.”
“What? What is going on?” You ask. The question is directed at anyone, but you’re looking straight at Namjoon, who still won’t look at you.
“I’m just gonna open some soju,” Jimin says. “Come on, guys.”
The statement is clearly directed at Seokjin, Taehyung, and Jeongguk, who are all still huddled by the fridge, clearly amused at whatever is unfolding in your kitchen. One by one, they file out. Namjoon tries to follow them, but Yoongi unceremoniously shoves him back into the kitchen with a hissed, “I don’t think so, Namjoon.”
“I’m so confused,” you say quietly. Namjoon finally lifts his gaze to meet yours, and he looks so so nervous. Just like the day you’d agreed to be roommates. You have no idea why, because you’d never do anything to make him feel that way, not on purpose. “Is this about her? I’m sorry… I shouldn’t have—”
“No! I mean… yeah, it’s about her. Or you, I guess?”
“Me?”
Namjoon nods. He takes a deep breath and shoves his hands in his pockets. “You. You and her.”
“I don’t even know her, Namjoonie.”
He sighs. “You are her.”
You’re every meme of confused people trying to do math. You think you probably have a literal question mark above your head. You think you heard him right but… but there’s no way that it’s what he meant.
“What?”
Namjoon looks like it’s almost painful to keep speaking, also a little apologetic. “I like you,” he says, shrugging. “I like you so much, and I’m a dick for agreeing to be your roommate when I felt that way, and I thought after that one time… Well, I thought maybe you needed more and that’s why it never happened again, so I started going to the gym more and trying to… I don’t know. Be more?” He runs a hand through his hair and slumps against the counter. “I just like you so much and I wanted you to like me, too. But I—”
“You like me?”
“Oh, fuck, so much.” It’s almost out like a breath, floats through the space between the two of you, waves itself in front of your face.
“That’s why you thought it would be weird to be roommates…” you say, pieces clicking together.
“Yeah,” Namjoon agrees. “And why I tried to get biceps like Jimin and why I leave you love notes on the fridge, and why I wrote you a whole song about how incredible you are, how you make me feel, and how much I want you even though you don’t want me back…”
“Biceps like Jimin?”
“You said they were nice…”
“Oh my god.” Little details of the past few months since you slept together all start floating around in your head and you see it so clearly now, it all starts to make sense, all the silly little things Namjoon does for you because it’s you, because he likes you… and oh no…
“Namjoon.”
“Yeah?” He’s painfully cute like this—nervous and a little shy, hair falling into his eyes like it can protect him from looking right at you.
You take a couple of steps closer to him. “I like you, too.”
“You what?”
“I like you, too. Just the way you are. I like all the nice small things you do for me, I like how you think, I like how you smell like soap all the time ‘cause you take a million showers… I like living with you… I like your records and your books and… And it’s stupid probably, but I save all your doodles like a teenager would ‘cause I just like you so fucking much… And I’m the bad friend, the one who moved in with you even though I liked you like this. I thought I would get over it. I thought… I don’t know. I thought after we slept together you just wanted to be friends, so I’ve been trying so hard, but…”
“It’s awful,” he says, a giant grin on his face as he watches you stumble through your confession. “I thought you just wanted to be friends, too. You left before I could ask you to stay.”
“Yeah, it is awful. Liked you since that first day in the library.”
“Fuck, me too. We’re so ridiculous.”
“Jin was right, we’re the worst,” you whisper.
“You are!” You hear Jin call from the living room.
You let your head fall forward and bury it in Namjoon’s chest as he wraps an arm (with a perfectly sized bicep, you note, reminding yourself to tell him later) around you and laughs into your hair.
“You’re listening to us?” you protest.
“Hard not to,” Yoongi answers, “small apartment.”
“You fucked?!” Hoseok yells.
“Oh my god,” you moan into Namjoon’s shirt.
“I bet they made love,” you hear a dreamy-voiced Jimin chime in.
You can feel Namjoon’s laugh rumble through his chest against your ear. It’s the best feeling you’ve felt in months.
“So,” you start, pulling your head off his chest, but letting him slide his arm down yours until you’re loosely holding hands. “What now?”
“Well, we should probably talk.”
You peek around him to see your friends all staring at you. “Maybe later?” you ask.
“Later is good.” Namjoon smiles so so big. You love knowing that you’re the one making him feel happy, you think you’re a little ridiculous for being jealous of some other non-existent girl this whole time.
“We like each other,” you say, still a little in shock.
“We do.”
Then, because you’re you, and you have not ever once been cool in front of Kim Namjoon, you lift your palm up. And because he’s him, and now you know he probably thinks he has never once been cool around you, he gives you a high five, his palm connecting with yours and then lingering there while you look at each other and you try not to lift up on your toes and kiss the shit out of him.
“Did they just high five?” Hoseok asks, incredulous.
“They’re so weird. Do you remember when they shook hands on being roommates when it was so obvious they wanted to jump each other on the couch? They probably kissed no tongue and called it sex,” Seokjin says, unhelpfully.
“Hey!” you shout. “We can hear you!”
“The sex was really great, for your information,” Namjoon says, and your face heats immediately.
“It was,” you agree, if for no other reason than it really really was. And you want to make Seokjin as uncomfortable as possible. “Namjoon really knows wh—”
“This is going to be even worse than them being oblivious, isn’t it?” Yoongi asks no one in particular, cutting you off.
But that night after your friends leave, and you do get the chance to kiss Namjoon again, who is now not only your roommate, but your boyfriend, you know Yoongi couldn’t have been more wrong. This is infinitely better than being oblivious to Namjoon's feelings.
“What do you see in me?” he says into the ceiling, sweaty and a little hazy post-orgasm, after you’d made sure to seal your new arrangement properly. No high fives, no handshakes, just long kisses and nervous touches turning more sure, Namjoon making sure to whisper into your skin how much he cares for you, how sexy he thinks you are, how long he’s waited to have you again like this…
(And you returning those words, moving your hips in slow circles in his lap, fingernails trailing across his shoulders as you tell him how good he is, how gorgeous he looks, how his biceps are the exact right size for you to squeeze—which makes him laugh while he fucks you, and if that’s not the best thing you’ll ever see in your life, you’re not sure what is...)
You lace your fingers with his and turn to him, thinking about all the things you love about him, how all those pieces layer together to make something so big that it seems to take up your whole heart. “I like all the small things that make you, you.”
And he kisses you as a reply, lips soft and sweet on yours, and you decide that from now on, Tuesdays are for kissing your boyfriend in the moonlight and making sure he knows exactly how much you like him so that neither of you are ever unsure again.
pairing: namjoon x you
genre: post-apocalyptic, bird box universe, fluff, angst, horror, thriller, domestic
word count: 3k
author’s note: I began writing this right after watching Bird Box, and didn’t want to forget the details. A lot of people saying it was scary, it wasn’t that scary for me. I actually enjoyed the universe. i used the picture of namjoon wearing the whistle necklace, for impact. haha have fun babes, by the time you read this, I’d be gone. but, take care okay? ily, so so much; tell namjoon, i love him.
A short description for those who didn’t watch Bird Box yet: it’s a really simple universe where the world was haunted by an unseen force that promotes psychotic behaviours amongst human. Those who had seen this creatures proceeds to hurt and kill themselves and sometimes, those around them during the time. They walk into a car caught on fire, they bang their head on the walls, plummet to a busy road. Their eyes turned ash grey and watery like they are in trance. So the survivors needs to use blindfolds to step outside. There are people who had seen the forces and calls it ‘beautiful’ who appears to not have the devastating effects like those who resisted. Those-who-sees catches the survivors (the non-seer) and force their eyes open, and kills them. Non-seers rely on all their senses except for sight.
Summary: Your best friend and roommate proposes an interesting idea to decrease both of your stress levels.
Warnings: Super awkward conversation. Cockwarming. Cockwarming that turns into sex. A sprinkling of dirty talk. Cumshot. Cum eating. Cuddling.
A/N: Thank you to @kinktae for the title and to @ot7always for thirsting with me the other night and inspiring this story into being. Also this piece was written with two glasses of wine and is largely unedited. So proceed at your own risk of grammatical errors.
You and your roommate had come to a very strange arrangement.
It had developed out of the strangest of circumstances. Two broken hearts. Finals approaching. Namjoon had lost his anxiety medication. You had been working so hard on your latest piece of research that you had ended up neglecting your entire social life.
“I think you should just put it in,” you stand, hands on your hips in the kitchen.
⇢ pairing: namjoon x reader
⇢ genre: smut, fluff, angst
⇢ word count: 7.0K
⇢ theme: roommate! namjoon + best friend! namjoon + f2l au
⇢ warnings: cursing, unprotected sex (be safe), oral sex (f. giving and receiving), deep throat, handjob, sleep stroking, fingering (f. receiving), cumshot, mild dirty talk, tons of self doubt.. yikes. this literally turned out way more angsty than i had originally planned. namjoon’s dick is huge.
⇢ summary: you and joon have been best friends for years, unexpectedly his feelings start to grow more than platonic. deciding to keep this to him, joon stays as your best friend and roommate. things are going fine, until one night you’re forced to sleep in his room.
summary: Exactly one year before one meets their soulmate, their love’s first words spoken to them appear as a tattoo on their wrist. When Namjoon’s tattoo appears, however, it’s not of words, but of the most beautiful set of eyes he’s ever seen.
pairing: Namjoon x reader
genre: smut, fluff, soulmate au
word count: 14k
tags: soft dom namjoon, oral (f receiving), dirty talk, praise kink, just a little bit rough, overstimulation, first time, spanking (only a little), loving possessiveness (i.e. lots of “you’re mine” during sex), like 10k of this is just smut
months into dating namjoon, you learn the language of him without realizing it’s a language at all.
it’s the way he always walks on the side closer to the street. how he memorizes your coffee order after hearing it once, then pretends it’s a coincidence every time he gets it right.
the way his hand finds the small of your back in crowded places, grounding you, steady, like he’s reminding both of you that you’re real and here together.
he loves quietly, but thoroughly.
you notice it in the details. how he listens, really listens—when you talk, even about the smallest things.
he sends you photos of the sky when it’s especially pretty, no explanation attached, as if he knows you’ll understand.
and you do.
you’ve wanted to tell him you love him for a long time.
it started somewhere around the two-month mark, sneaking up on you when you weren’t paying attention.
it landed on the tip of your tongue during late nights tangled together on the couch, when his thumb traced absent shapes into your arm while you watched something neither of you were really following.
during mornings when he’d press a soft kiss to your forehead before getting out of bed, careful not to wake you, even though you always woke up anyway.
there were moments (too many) where the words almost escaped.
when he kissed you slow and unhurried, like he wasn’t trying to go anywhere but right there. when you were half-asleep, face tucked into his chest, breathing him in. when he laughed, head tipped back, dimples deep, eyes crinkled.
but you swallowed it down every time.
you didn’t want to rush him. namjoon feels like someone who carries his heart carefully, like he needs to know it’s safe before he sets it down anywhere.
and you’re patient. you can wait. you’re content loving him quietly for now, even if it sometimes aches.
tonight is ordinary.
you’re at his place, curled up on the couch, legs draped over his lap. it’s late enough that the city outside is quieter, the lights softer.
he’s reading something on his phone, brow slightly furrowed, glasses slipping just a little down his nose. you reach up without thinking and push them back into place.
he smiles at you like you’ve just done something profound.
“what?” you ask, already smiling back.
“nothing,” he says, fondly. “you’re just… you.”
he puts his phone away after that, like nothing else matters more than this moment. his hands settle on you—warm, familiar. one resting on your knee, the other brushing your arm. you lean into him, head against his shoulder, listening to the steady rhythm of his breathing.
there’s a comfortable silence between you.
“can i tell you something?” he asks eventually, voice softer than usual.
you lift your head, heart stuttering just a little. “yeah, of course.”
he looks nervous.
it’s subtle, most people wouldn’t notice, but you do. his jaw tightens and his thumb goes still against your skin. he stares ahead for a second too long, like he’s lining up his thoughts, making sure they won’t trip over themselves.
you wait.
he turns to you then, fully, like he wants your entire attention.
“i’ve been thinking,” he starts, then lets out a small, breathy laugh. “actually, i’ve been thinking for a while.”
your chest feels tight, but warm.
“about us,” he continues. “about you.”
your heart is loud now and you wonder if he can hear it.
he reaches up, fingers brushing your cheek, gentle, reverent. the room feels smaller somehow, like everything has narrowed down to just the two of you, suspended in this quiet space.
“i’m not always good at saying things right away,” he says. “you know that. i like to be sure. i like to… understand my feelings before i put words to them.”
you nod, because you do know that. you’ve always known that.
his eyes search yours, vulnerable in a way that makes your breath catch.
“but i’ve been sure for a long time,” he says softly. “every time i think about my day, you’re there. every time something good happens, i want to tell you first. when things are hard, you’re who i want beside me.”
you smile even though your throat tightens.
he swallows, then mirrors your smile—small, nervous, sincere.
“i love you.”
the words land gently, like they’ve been waiting for the right place to rest.
for a second, you can’t move. can’t breathe. it feels like something inside you has finally exhaled after holding its breath for months.
your eyes sting, and you laugh a little.
he looks worried immediately. “oh shit. is that—did i—”
you cut him off by leaning forward, crashing your lips onto his. slow, deep, full of everything you’ve been holding back. it feels different now, fuller.
namjoon groans softly, fingers curling into your hair to keep your head in place as he kisses you back with just as much intensity.
he breaks the kiss, only to mouth along your jaw as he murmurs. “you love me that much, baby?”
you chuckle, though it’s breathless as his kisses trail down to your collarbone where you feel his teeth graze as the corners of his mouth lift. “yeah.”
he smirks, placing a wet, open mouthed kiss to your skin before returning to your lips. the kiss is deeper, full of tongue and it makes your head spin.
his hands slide down your body, rubbing up and down your sides before one snakes underneath your (his) shirt. he immediately bunches the material up and around your waist to expose your breasts to the cool air of the apartment.
luckily, more often than not, you’re wearing nothing underneath. which gives him easy access to your nipples.
you gasp softly as he tilts his head down, latching onto one of the hardened peaks—he begins sucking, swirling his tongue just to hear you moan softly.
you tug your shirt off the rest of the way, and namjoon all but growls to himself, before diving back in.
your fingers rake through his hair, tightening with each circle of his wet muscle. namjoon groans when you tug, popping off your breast to give the other equal attention.
you arch into him, purely from instinct and the amount of times you’ve been in this exact situation. though, this time it feels special.
his hands immediately sliding to your hips and you grind down for some form of pressure on your aching core.
he groans, pulling off your breasts with a wet pop. “baby..” he warns, though there’s no heat in it, only the tremor of someone already giving in.
you whimper, rocking against him, the pressure is subtle but deliberate. you can feel the ridge of his cock tenting under his pants and rubbing against the thin barrier of your panties.
you shiver.
namjoon groans, tilting his head back against the couch, eyes fluttering closed. “fuck, jagi.. you’re gonna ruin me.”
you roll your hips harder, firmer this time, and his grip tightens on your hips, guiding the movement. the friction is perfect, harsh in a way that makes your thighs tremble, the drag of fabric delicious and so filthy.
his lips find your neck, teeth grazing just below your ear. “shit, you’re driving me crazy.” he mutters against your skin. “you need me that bad?”
“yes,” you whisper, shameless, gasping when he bucks up against you. “i need it so bad, joon.”
his laugh is low and rough, more a growl than anything. he presses your body down firmly, making you feel how hard he is, the head of his cock pressing directly to your clit.
“so needy, my pretty baby.” he smirks, hand sliding from your hips, skimming over the damp fabric of your panties and sliding it aside.
you moan softly when his fingers tease your plush folds, thumb teasing your clit. namjoon hums, glancing up at you through his eyelashes.
“so wet,” he comments.
the words make you whimper. he kisses you then—messy, urgent, his tongue tangling with yours.
with the barrier of your panties being pushed aside, the friction is mind consuming—making you work your hips faster.
your arousal coats his lower half, forming a wet spot on his sweats.
his hands roam greedily, alternating between squeezing your waist, and holding you flush to him as you rut against each other.
the heat builds quickly, every drag of his cock against your soaked folds sending sparks down your spine. namjoons sounds alone make your pussy weep, and you shoot forward to crash your lips to his as you teeter on the edge.
your breath comes in broken gasps, muffled against his mouth as he kisses you, sloppy and desperate. he breaks away only to groan, forehead pressed to yours. “cum for me, baby. right here, give it to me.”
that alone tips you over the edge—hips stuttering, thighs trembling as you shatter against him, clutching at his shoulders as waves of heat ripple through you.
he holds you through it, rubbing soothing motions up and down your back. his own hips jerking, teeth clenched as if barely holding himself back.
when you finally collapse against his chest, breathless, he kisses your temple. he lets you catch your breath for only a moment, before shifting so he can lay you down on the plush cushions of the couch.
he dips down, mouth brushing your jaw now. “back with me?” his fingers slide higher, dragging the lace of your panties down your ankles slowly.
you nod weakly, chest rising and falling. you watch him through hooded eyes, nails scratching his scalp gently.
he grins against your neck, already shifting lower, tugging the lace the rest of the way down like it personally offended him. he pushes your legs apart, firm but gentle at the same time, hands spreading your thighs like he’s unwrapping something just for him.
you feel the air hit you—cool against how warm you are. how wet, glistening under the dim light filtering the room. and he hasn’t even touched you properly yet. you feel light and warm under his gaze, heart full because he looks at you with so much tenderness.
he groans softly at the sight, his own desire evident. “fuck, baby.. look at you. so so beautiful.”
the way he speaks, voice deep and raspy only adds to your arousal, biting your lip as he runs a soothing hand over your thighs. his hands hold your thighs open, moving your ankles over his shoulders for leverage. his mouth is so close you can feel the heat of him before it even lands.
“you’re so pretty, baby. always dripping for me, aren’t you?” he murmurs, pressing a kiss to your inner thigh, right beside where you need him most.
you nod, barely able to speak, hips lifting into him on instinct.
he smiles, kissing your other thigh.
then he finally leans in, tongue flat and slow, licking a stripe up your slit. you gasp, legs twitching in his grip, but he just groans, hungrier this time.
he eats you out like it’s his favorite meal. like he’s starved. soft, deliberate licks turning into messier, wetter one. he focuses on your clit, teasing it with the tip of his tongue, then sucking it into his mouth until your hand is fisted in the couch. the sounds are obscene, wet, slick sounds that fill the room along with your breathless moans.
“joon,” you whimper.
“mhm..” he hums against you, then goes right back in, trying to pull more of those sounds out of you with his tongue. his fingers join in next—one finger sliding in with practiced ease, curling just right. he watches your face while he does it, eyes dark and soft all at once.
“feels good?” he breathes.
you nod again, barely able to think clearly for yourself. your mind is completely consumed by him. his finger pumps in and out, then he adds a second—stretching you open while his mouth keeps working your clit, never missing a beat.
you can’t stop moving, moaning his name. everything’s too much in the best way—his tongue, fingers, all adding to the heat building fast and low in your belly.
and he knows your close. he can feel it in the way you’re practically sucking him in. “that’s it baby,” he says between licks, voice wrecked. “give it to me. wanna taste you.”
your whole body tenses—hips bucking into his mouth, grinding against his face. he groans, sending vibration through you—and then you’re gone. your orgasm crashes through you hard and sudden, white-hot and blinding.
namjoon doesn’t stop, no, he works you through it. his tongue relentless, lapping up every drop of your release. his fingers slowing when your body starts to tremble from the aftershocks.
your completely spent, glowing.
he kisses his way up your body, dipping down to let you taste yourself on his tongue.
“you’re unbelievable.” he says against your mouth, tongue sweeping every corner.
you smile against his lips, because you’re not done. you’re still catching your breath, but already reaching for him.
he shifts above you, and you feel his cock still hard and aching against his zipper. you hum softly, sitting back up to look at him. your hand moves to his pants, undoing his fly and palming him through the fabric of his boxers, when he stops you abruptly.
you pout, glancing up at him.
his hand cradles your cheek like you’re precious, but his eyes are pure heat. “baby, you don’t have to—“ he starts.
you cut him off, brows furrowed in confusion. “i want to.”
he chuckles at your expression—though his eyes are soft as he gazes back at you, brushing his thumb over the apple of your cheek before leaning in for a chaste kiss. “okay, my love.”
your heart flutters at that, and you smile sheepishly.
you place your palms against his chest until he leans back. his shirt rides up, exposing smooth skin and the hard lines of his stomach, and you trail your hand down, following the warmth of him.
you kiss down his chest, taking your time. letting your teeth scrape gently, lips leaving heat. he props himself on his elbows to watch you, jaw clenched, eyes locked on your mouth as you hook your fingers into his waistband and tug it down.
his cock springs free—thick, flushed, leaking at the tip.
you wrap your hand around him first, giving slow, deliberate strokes, thumb circling his head. his hips twitch, a sharp hiss falling from his lips.
“oh my god,” he groans, breathless.
you don’t answer, just lower your head, tongue flicking over the tip first—salty, hot. then you flatten your tongue and lick a slow stripe from base to head, watching the way his thighs tense under your touch.
you take him in slowly, lips stretching around him, inch by inch. you know exactly how he likes it—wet, slow, messy at first. your tongue swirls under the head, then you sink further down, hollowing out your cheeks.
his hand pulls your hair back, caressing your jaw as you slowly bob your head up and down.
“shit,” he mutters, his voice strangled.
you hum around him, loving the way he shudders, the way he falls apart for you.
you can tell he’s right there on the edge, his entire body tensing but he pulls you off him right before he can let go.
you pull off him with a wet pop, spit connecting your lips to his cock. then you pump him with your hand while you peer up at him with a playful scowl, eyes glassy and lips swollen. he only chuckles softly, pulling you up. “lie down for me, hm? want to cum inside you.”
you almost choke on your own spit but you quickly recover and nod your head almost too excitedly.
he lifts off you for a second, stands to tug off his sweats and boxers the rest of the way, his body lean and strong in the soft light. you sit up slightly, eyes tracing over him—broad shoulders, toned stomach, cock flushed and heavy, thick at the base and curved just enough to make your stomach flutter.
he leans over you again, bracing his hands beside your head. he lines himself up to your entrance, kissing your neck. “i’m not going to last long.”
you smile, caressing his cheek before giving him a small peck. “it’s okay, me either.”
he grins boyishly, and nuzzles his nose against yours.
then he pushes in—slow, so slow, giving your body time to adjust. you were already wet from before so the slide is easy, and he’s gentle, his hands anchoring to your hips as he pushes in inch by inch.
you whimper as he bottoms out, hips flush to yours.
he stills completely, breathing ragged. “fuck, baby you feel so good. always so tight.”
you let out an audible whine at that.
he groans, sweaty forehead pressed to yours. “i’ll go slow,” he breathes, “okay?”
you nod. both of you want to drag this out as long as possible, even if it may be hard. you’re both beyond needy, needing to be close.
small strokes at first—slow and steady. he watches your face with every thrust of his hips, adjusting his rhythm when you moan, when you wrap your legs around his waist and dig your nails into his back.
he buries his face in your neck, panting, gasping your name when you tighten.
it’s overwhelming—his constant praise, the wet kisses over your skin. the way he pumps into you. his pace picks up, still slow but desperate now. his thrusts are deeper, pulling out until just the tip remains inside you then slamming back in, angling his hips until you cry out.
you arch beneath him, breath catching as his tip repeatedly hits that spot inside you. you feel the way he shudders as you clench around him, how his rhythm falters as your nails drag down his back.
“i’m so close,” you admit through a moan.
“i’ve got you,” he says, kissing your cheek, then your mouth, lips swollen and wet. “always got you.”
your orgasm builds quick, crashing over you with a loud, broken moan. your walls pulse around him and he groans, thrusts stuttering as he fucks you through it.
his hips pump harder, chasing it. his lips trail from your cheek to your neck, to your shoulder, murmuring your name like a prayer.
“i love you,” he groans, voice breaking. “so much—fuck—i’m.. i’m gonna cum, baby—please.”
he buries himself deep one last time, whole body tensing, emptying himself into you with a helpless cry, muffled against your skin. and you feel it, the warmth of him, filling you up and dripping onto the cushions below.
you lay there together in silence for a long moment, chests pressed together, bodies still tangled.
he kisses your shoulder, then your temple. “you okay?”
you nod, smiling softly. “that was.. perfect.”
he just grins, proud and a little dazed. “you’re perfect.”
you blush, which makes him chuckle and lean forward to kiss you—although, you whine from the added pressure on your sensitive area.
he whispers an apology, bracing himself as he pulls out. immediately his release trickles down your thighs, and you cringe at the sticky feeling.
he just smirks in satisfaction, and you slap his chest. eventually you two make it out of bed, and he runs a shower for you both.
the steam is warm, quiet, unhurried. afterward, everything slows down—the easy comfort of being together. when you crawl back into bed, he pulls you into his chest like it’s the most natural thing in the world.
you fit there perfectly. his arm wraps around you, thumb tracing lazy circles against your skin.
“i love you,” he murmurs, voice low and full.
you smile into him, sleepy and safe, holding him a little tighter.
SUMMARY You love Namjoon, honest. But you love your daughter Hyejoo even more— it’s not a controversial sentiment when you know he’s the same way! —and going back to a regular adult life sans kids absolutely sucks. (Or so you thought.)
WARNINGS dilf!joon, dreamy husband joon, loving parents au, jimin is also a dad, bathtub sexy times, exhibitionism 😳 kinda sorta, tiny praise kink, joon calls her wifey TT, fingering, cunninglingus, doggy style, it’s kinda cheesy n romantic /.\, unprotected sex, …. impreg kink
RATINGS m (18+)
WC 9.5k
NOTES writing parent fics is harder than i thought :/ i had this idea last week n was like yes, lets write this fic that absolutely no one asked for… except me! <3 so here we are, fantasizing about dreamy dad joon…. as always i have to thank rumu ( @kigurumu ) who is kind enough to edit these n b like that don’t make no sense -_- anyway lemme know what u think !! enjoy !!
Family is who you kill for. Who you die for. In this society, you and your kin are shadows, clinging to the darkness to obey orders absolute. But when such orders command you to abandon what little honor remains for wealth and notoriety, you find yourself lost in lonely uncertainty about the only vocation you’ve ever known. That is, until you meet a man with gentle hands, a poet’s heart, and a love for coaxing the world into bloom.
pairing: assassin!reader x florist!namjoon
genre: smut, angst, action, sprinkles of fluff
words: 20.7k
contains: descriptions of violence & blood, weapons, minor character death, fingering, dirty talk, oral (f), protected piv, multiple smut scenes, namjoon talks to his plants
a/n: this piece challenged every ounce of my creativity (in the best of ways) & i’m so ecstatic to share it with you all! i tried my best with the floral research, please forgive me for any inaccuracies.
Night is coming.
With steady hands, you draw taupe curtains on windows that reflect the light of a dying sun, melting into the horizon to pave the way for the illustrious moon. The space now cast in darkness, you follow the trail of shadows to the full-length mirror that lines a wall in the entryway of this hotel room.
“Lights on, 60%.”
You tilt your head to a side, scrutinizing the dress that hangs loosely from your figure, done in a muted, subtle navy. With no loose threads to be found, you focus on your hair, on the carefully pinned bun and the solitary tendrils that weave their way down the side of your face. Just below, two earrings, diamond studs, add just a hint of distracting sparkle. But the most important accessory of your night will be the ring on your right hand’s middle finger, and the thin, imperceptible needle hidden inside, filled with exactly one dose of lethality.
From the designer purse that sits at your side, you extract your mini-communicator. A few taps has the hologram pixilating to life, bursting from the screen as you confirm the details of your mission. Tonight, you intend on making the acquaintance of one Park Siyeon. Multi-millionaire. Entrepreneur. Target.
I love this fic so so much. Characterisation! Plot! Feels cinematic. And the message that we all can have a new start at life. May this be true for me and for you.
