[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[everythingstarstuff]

[kaedien]

boot up, Bitch

[awfulbear]

Boot up, Bitch!

[stonesibare-deactivated20190331]

MOOD! #2019goals

[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[dexflexington]

Cajun Santa, bring me the gumbo and buckets of mud bugs

[sweet-little-nothings]

My last two brain cells

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

im trying find a certain cat picture, its kinda grey-black cat holding on to one of those cat climb/scratch post while going :v

looks like this

[unhumanmess-deactivated20181125]

This one?

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

yes!!!! thank you!!

now your second quest, which is optional

[unhumanmess-deactivated20181125]

Butter cat???

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

yes! thats the one! i have no more mspaint cats now. thanks for partaking in the quest for cats.

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[friskygrandma-deactivated202009]

ryan murphy: sarah… i have this new role for you … shes a woman whos a little hard done by and she gets through the days by… get this… smoking and crying. do you think youre up for it?

sarah paulson:

[wasted-art]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

my last two brain cells

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s

[sceneryfilm]

bts has one brain cell and namjoon has it

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[akinari-kashihara]

My favourite part of bake off

[fairyoftrickery]

Paul: If they follow the recipe, they’ll be perfect

Baker, reading from the recipe: Step 1. Make it. It doesn’t tell me how.