Nanami Simp

I won’t apologise for my awesome username.

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Megumi: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Yuji: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Megumi: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Yuji, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Nobara: The car takes a screenshot.

Nanami: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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Yuji, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!

Gojo: Itadori, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Nanami, would you get Itadori some water?

Nanami: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

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Nobara: Hey, I was wondering, have any of you guys ever seen Fushiguro’s bedroom?

Yuji: No, they refuse to let any of us visit. You know what that means.

Gojo, nodding: Dungeon.

Maki, nodding: Rich.

Panda, nodding: Homeless.

Inumaki, nodding: Secretly in the mafia.

Nobara: What? No, I meant they’re messy. What the hell is wrong with all of you?

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Gojo: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Nanami: I don't want your advice.

Gojo: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

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Yuji: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Nobara: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Yuji: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Megumi: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Yuji: Th-that's not how that works-

[sicksorrows]

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Megumi: Nobara, we need that!

Nobara, holding Yuji over a trash can: Nope.

Megumi: Gimme it—

Nobara: It’s garbage.

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Gojo: Punch me in the face.

Nanami: ...Punch you?

Gojo: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?

Nanami: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

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Anyone willing to gift Yuji’s Fortnite skin? 🥺🥺 I’ve been wanting him for ages and he’s finally back only for him to leave the day before I’m paid 😭😭 I’m so desperate idk when he’ll be back I’ll do anything 😔🙏💔

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Shoko: That shirt looks great, Geto.

Geto: Thanks.

Shoko: But I bet it would look even better on Gojo's floor.

Gojo: Are you hitting on Suguru... for me?

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Megumi: Last night I found out Yuji is a sleep talker.

Nobara: Oh, really?

Megumi: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

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People who are mad about YujixMegumi seriously need to grow the fuck up why do I see you cunts in the comments of EVERY Itafushi edit or post “ItS BeCoMiNg ThE bNhA fAnDoM😭💔😔🥀🖤” yeah it’s becoming like that because you homophobes just can’t keep your fucking mouths shut oh my god WHO THE FUCK CARES?! Is someone shipping a perfectly reasonable ship affecting you physically? No? Then shut the fuck up and move the fuck on this fandom is honestly WORSE than the BNHA fandom and that’s insane the most homophobic and hateful fandom I have EVER seen in my entire life. No one is forcing you to like or ship them but you don’t need to state your opinion in a Itafushi post because I assure you none of those people give a fuck what you think 🤗 mkay? You don’t need to attack or send death threats to people who do ship it because that’s a literal crime and I hope they get your ass. If someone reading this has had someone threaten them I strongly suggest showing it to the police perhaps even find the person’s job/school and show them the message if it ruins their life that’s on them 🤷‍♂️ should’ve minded their business and shut the fuck up.

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Megumi: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Yuji’s coffin* -couldn’t stay alive!

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Gojo: *pulls back the curtain while Geto is showering*

Gojo: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?