Nandini Says

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Applying to King's College London and choosing my title--I'm a princess, right?

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My five-year-old cousin asked me today how old I was, and when I responded that I was twenty, asked "So your shaadi (wedding) is coming soon?" ...No.

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Mom just asked me where we could buy a "Blueberry phone," I love my parents

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Just in case anyone forgot, remember not to put in contacts after cooking with chili powder. This public safety message is totally not brought to you by personal experience.

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That moment when your hair is so bushy the TSA agent pats it down to make sure there are no weapons in it...awk.

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Froyo is a curse in disguise. It's really tasty, so you want to save it, but it melts quickly so you have to speed-eat it, and then suddenly it's all gone and you're like WHAT HAVE I DONE

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Accidentally tried to unlock the wrong car today. This would be normal, except said car was neither the same make, model, or color of mine. Good work, spring break Nandini!

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reaction after finding out permanent makeup exists.

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All I've written on the Microsoft Word document so far is my name and "fuck" so I'm clearly getting somewhere with this 10 page paper

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Am I allowed to use myself as a source in my own research paper? "As Nandini knows, because she researched this in high school too..."

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My mother gave our flight attendant spicy chapati wraps, thereby continuing to fulfill her mission of feeding everyone under the sun

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The problem with stalking someone on Facebook mobile is that it's so easy to accidentally like something on their profile you didn't mean to while your phone is lagging...and then it's awkward.

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Today, an ice cream cone wanted to get out of being eaten by me so badly that it split in half, flipped over twice, smeared on my mom's dress and then landed face down on the street.

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While telling my dad that Ralph Fiennes played Voldemort, he says, "What?! That bearded old guy Voldemort?" Mixing up Dumbledore and Voldemort while breaking my Harry Potter heart one piece at a time, Daddy.