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[dykeplier-deactivated20240511]

DYKE!

[dyke-uncle]

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

[00venator]

Your hwat

[dyke-uncle]

When I was like 7 I got this little rubber fetus that was being handed out by pro-life people at a concert. For like 10 years he was my stress ball I would chew on him or throw him at the wall and watch him bounce around. But he started to decay so put him in this prescription bottle and now I just pretend he's a test tube baby

[00venator]

Ok.

[scarlettjemily]

Gonna tell my kids this was One Direction

[inactive-whoisspence]

this must be the boyband reid joined

[reidgif]

13x15

[otpsource]

Derek Morgan & Penelope Garcia Criminal Minds | 5.22 | Exit Wounds

[ofhobbitsandwomen-deactivated20]

oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

[exitwound]

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

[toastbutteregg]

[calstone-light-o]

[4rianagrande]

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

[sandsvendor100]

Do Not Send Me E Mails And All That Other E Shit

[prokopetz]

The thing that’s funny and relatable about Luigi isn’t that he’s a coward, it’s that he’s a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-I-dunno apprehension, whether it’s hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he’s the universe’s second-greatest warrior and doesn’t realise it because as far as he’s concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing – he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It’s all spiders in the bathroom to him. He’s equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

[prokopetz]

My favouite thing about this post is all the folks in the notes who are inexplicably in absolute denial that this could possibly be about the green dude from the Super Mario series.

[bimiplier]

Wait who the fuck is this about

[prokopetz]

The green dude from the Super Mario series.

[mysillycomics]

two guys who say hiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!

[nanionline]

haiii

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[succulentbud]

post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it

[thisiselliz]

[thisiselliz]

[android1000]

good morning