Queen

Forever wanting to be someone's baby girl

[naofromenglish]

Please check out @homelessthepoet

[homelessthepoet-blog]

You were my armor and my home

But now I’m vulnerable and alone

@homelessthepoet

[homelessthepoet-blog]

We go together like molly and acid

@homelessthepoet

[homelessthepoet-blog]

We go together like molly and acid

@homelessthepoet

[homelessthepoet-blog]

We go together like molly and acid

@homelessthepoet

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

[beefcaaake]

I’m so fckn smaaacked 😵 Lmaooo

[the-memedaddy]

[mikroolvasas]

Turning the other cheek is a philosophy for men. For 5000 years women have turned the other cheek, and every time we do, it gets slapped harder. Sometimes it gets slapped so hard we die. Only rulers can afford to turn the other cheek, not slaves.

Sonia Johnson,Going Out of Our Minds: The Metaphysics of Liberation (1987), p. 298 (via mikroolvasas)

Accurate.

(via gender-critical-appspot)

[nxtome]

[naofromenglish]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[violentviolette]

sometimes i am suddenly reminded that childhood abuse is not a universal experience and that some people have loving and supportive parents who have never traumatized them and im just like ????

[tombwolf]

All I want for Christmas is to be happy

[tombwolf]

Also wouldn’t mind if someone liked me back for once

[tombwolf]

And money

[tombwolf]

This is getting notes, are y'all okay?

[niuniente]

Listen to Doggo; You can do it. You are a good boy.

[incorrect-got-quotes]

Theon, texting Yara, while surrounded by Robb, Jon, and Loras: I’ve got three hot dudes surrounding me. It’s the Bermudick Triangle

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

why is my grandma so crunchy

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

im gonna ask her about her crunch

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]