May We Meet Again

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[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

[labgnome]

Are there people in Australia?

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

no

[justcutevines]

THE NOISE IT MAKES

[badnewsfairy]

this might be my favourite post ever, closely followed by that one where the pig sits at a mini picnic bench with a massive ice cream

[akaashikelji]

Visit Original Link

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please kill me

[xchickengirlx]

[vanessayvis]

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car.  I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boats, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much, that it makes me sick and even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you not around and the fact that you didn’t call… But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

[micdotcom]

Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).

[the-stray-liger]

I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump

[mrswaylandworld-deactivated2018]

Do your thing Ted

[hexingkyriachy-deactivated20200]

Can you imagine if the last thing donald trump heard was the ominously rattling of soup cans from ted cruz’s trunk

[earthdad]

my dude Bernie still going hard

[jadehiggins-deactivated20160328]

[glloryandg0re-deactivated201502]

[egg-rolls]

the parks and recreation theme song is what the inside of a golden retriever’s head sounds like

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[acrosc]

@queeravocado

[beaglehat]

keith urban

[antimanifesto1973]

mona lisa

[maddiebrodatt]

I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed” and just wait for his response

[alexagent21]

We all know how a bill gets passed. There are some great bills. Beautiful bills. Unbelievable bills.

Will you pass bills, they ask me. I will pass some bills. Some of the best bills.

Hillary will never pass bills. She’s never passed any bills. I will pass them. I’ll pass so many bills it’ll be yuge. Hillary passed some of the worst bills. Worst bills ever. Unbelievable. She’s married to Bill Clinton.

[dullboy04]

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married 

[keyess]

I feel like there might’ve been some other things going on in his life too, but there’s really no way to be sure

[parakavka]

[keaneries]

good god