trap prince

i'm henry. what's up?

[nardzbarr-blog]

jesus christ it has been forever since ive last been on this god damn website

[buzzfeedrewind]

Things You Forgot You Used To Do

[cyrilslady]

I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down.

[lovegoods]

[walkawayinsin]

best.scene.ever.

[eternyte-deactivated20210209]

.

[sonypraystation]

“whats your gpa”

“what are you doing after college?”

“u suck toes?”

“how long till you graduate”

[lasaagnyaa]

Erwin gives Levi a huge (life-sized?) teddy bear when they enter a long-distance relationship where Erwin has to work in Europe (England or Germany) for two years. He knows Levi loves to cuddle even if he’s never said anything about it, and he knows that Levi always nestles against him when the raven feels particularly drained or stressed out on certain days. 

So he tells Levi to treat the teddy bear as him for the time they’re away from each other. He says that the bear will save all the moments when Levi sighs, when his heart beats too fast, when he squeezes on a little too tightly, for Erwin when he returns. And at that time, Erwin will return all the hugs and kisses that he’s missed out on to Levi. 

He also leaves notes/letters lying in hidden places throughout the house, so when Levi finds them, it’ll be a surprise.

When Levi does find them, he writes a letter back. He actually sends them. Even when they Skype and call each other whenever they can, it doesn’t feel like he’s doing enough for Erwin. Levi knows that Erwin misses him just as much, but he’s the one leaving so he won’t say it. 

Erwin’s heart does a little flip every time he finds a letter from Levi in his daily pile. He’d drop everything and read it, reread it, reread it another time. Then, he’ll ask Levi if he’s been hugging the bear when they chat later that night.

For once, Levi doesn’t give him a snarky reply before his true answer. 

“I always have.“ 

They both know that means, I miss you too much. 

[xyuwa]

I’m sorry I really loved this headcanon. 

Levi calls it Daddy bear. 

[ghosttaster]

DADDY BEAR OMG BSJSKAQPANG **

[kumagawa]

[sonofkrabkrab]

I TO SEE HIM BREAK IT DOWN

[jooliefiveash]

Went to Hong Kong and had gudetama dim sum, so I can pretty much just leave Asia now.

[tamblurbs]

@0negirlarmy @potato-sempai

[0negirlarmy]

time to fly back to the motherland

[ca-tsuka]

New Shinkansen / Evangelion train (in Japan, of course).

[lizzy-stardust-deactivated20160]

I like my whisky like I like my men.

Twice my age and from Scotland.

[gap-var-ginnunga]

smoky, full-bodied and leaves you gasping a little.

[varyingdegreesofawesome]

left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen

[non-euclidian-chicken-nuggets]

whoa

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

once you beat bob ross at painting

you surpassed The Ross

and you have earned the title..

Big Ross

[socialjust-ish]

And what did we add in the corner? That’s right, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

[louvrohan]

I should be sleeping but I decided to draw something silly instead

[cheese24k]

[colorfulrussianfireworks-blog]

I HAVE MISSED THIS VIDEO MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD COME TO MAMA YOU FUCKIN TRIBAL ASS FUNKY WASHING MACHINE

[anoia]

[nevver]

[goongdingy]

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

[stem-cell]

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

[rosalarian]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but it’s so important.

[1stfrom92]

When your lady on her period.

[macsceneshawe-deactivated201606]

this got  funnier as it went

[nefepants]

“Don’t call her a bitch but

GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”

[theequeenpin]

Facts 😂

[p0kemina]

There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony

[victoria-wayne]

This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing

[brandnewsoulxx-deactivated20201]

I honestly cannot wait for the day when this generation is eligible to run for a political position because people are going to go digging into everybody’s pasts and at least like half of them are going to have to explain some of the shit they posted online like imagine watching a political debate and the front runner of a party has to attempt to explain away a snap they took of themselves where a big dick is drawn next to their head and it’s captioned “I love me some demon dick” literally how tf is anyone going to explain that, huh?

[twinkwolf]

imagine having to explain 250k of omegaverse fanfiction you wrote when you were 22 live on CNN with the whole country watching

[largishcat]

#“we’re here now with presidential candidate margaret ___ who has come under fire #for some comments she made on social media as a college student”  #“thank you for being here margaret”  #“what did you mean when you said ‘literally when will gwendoline christie raw me’?”  #“thank you john. i’d like to state for the record that my comments were taken far out of context  #what i actually said was that i wanted captain phasma; a character played by the actress gwendoline christie; to raw me  #it’s a pretty big distinction (via grandtheftcanine)

[theinturnetexplorer]

The “Magic Mirror”

[wdbrkbrmghm]

欲しい。商品化しないかな・・・。

[did-you-reboot]

This is super cool but it doesn’t include the text instructions! Here’s the original imgur gallery with some comments on each image, and here is a detailed tutorial that the creator made (he also made the code free to use on his github) in case you want to make one yourself!

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

[loptrcoptr]

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

[cu2co3oh2sio2]

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[blvckdynamite]

God this is magical

[jakeneutron]

Mom, stop being salty to the crusty ladies…